Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

2 minutes left til destiny

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

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# ? May 29, 2024 15:14

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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I'm watching the Super Bowl, I like to eat.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Getting word that a "Jared Goof" chant has broken out at a Chili's in Warren.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

There's no way the Road House remake lives up to the original.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

Get this, that poo poo is stupid

yea i feel like the 4th down stats have not been getting updated, because there's been a lot of 4th down stops in the NFL this year. and maybe the only team that was converting them with any consistent success was Philly with the tush push

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

Upside Potential: Jun 14, 2006; If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.

Hot take. Turning over the ball on your own 25 is bad.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Black Lighter posted:

One of my closest friends is a Chiefs fan, and I will root for her happiness

aww, that's nice then, I'm glad for you

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

I really would have preferred a solid pantsing rather than this heartbreaking collapse

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

Get this, that poo poo is stupid

I like analytics but it falls so loving deaf right now with what we've seen.

The one correct thing they did was kick the field goal at the half - they clearly don't have a good fourth down call.

I've said this poo poo all year - if you don't have the call then you kick the field goal. They hosed it up TWICE. Admit defeat, kick the field goal on the second time.

Now you've cost your team the game.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

RandomHodge: Jul 5, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

Get this, that poo poo is stupid

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress off nerds

Two excellent rebuttals, I�m convinced

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

SirPablo posted:

Getting word that a "Jared Goof" chant has broken out at a Chili's in Warren.

Barely any of this was on Goff.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

bucksmash: Mar 11, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

gently caress off nerds

This. That was 6 almost guaranteed points that they left out there because ANALYTICS SEZ GO 4 IT

You're playing the loving championship game, points mean more than guts. It'd be a 4 point game and not this disaster

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Kawalimus posted:

Yeah i dont get the hate for the 49ers. Lots of cool players who deserve a ring.

Terrible fanbase

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:36

Anti-Hero: Feb 26, 2004

Totally rooting for Niners over Chiefs.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Black Lighter posted:

One of my closest friends is a Chiefs fan, and I will root for her happiness

disgusting

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

maruhkati posted:

There's no way the Road House remake lives up to the original.

it looks so loving stupid!!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

General Dog posted:

Announcers absolutely adore the �early FG down 10, go for onside kick� ploy, and I can�t think of one time it�s actually worked.

It almost did for Arizona against Baltimore earlier this year

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Yeah the Niners have cool players so I'm definitely pulling for them over the Chiefs

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

I'm watching the Super Bowl, I like to eat.

also shitpost in the GDT with my postin' pals :angel:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Sheesh this'll be a stressful finish

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Dango Bango posted:

Splurged for third row too. And the girl I've been on a couple of dates with didn't immediately turn down the thought of going with me haha

Man, if she's into it, she might be a keeper. Live wrestling is fun as hell, and Braks went with me to a 1999 Raw yelling "rear end in a top hat" all the way.

That's how I knew she was the one.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Anti-Hero posted:

Totally rooting for Niners over Chiefs.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Kirios posted:

I like analytics but it falls so loving deaf right now with what we've seen.

The one correct thing they did was kick the field goal at the half - they clearly don't have a good fourth down call.

I've said this poo poo all year - if you don't have the call then you kick the field goal. They hosed it up TWICE. Admit defeat, kick the field goal on the second time.

Now you've cost your team the game.

The first 4th attempt they had the playcall, it was just dropped.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I hope the UFL does good so we can start threatening bad teams with relegation

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Kawalimus posted:

Yeah i dont get the hate for the 49ers. Lots of cool players who deserve a ring.

Yeah tbh I don't either. The Lions would have been way more interesting but the 9ers don't stir string emotions in my either way.

Sick of KC like anyone else with a dynasty but whatever

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I am prob gonna have some friends over for the Super Bowl

are you gonna play creed for them

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Taylor is going to tower over usher during the halftime show and crush him with her pointy boots

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Awesome that the Rock's involvement in the UFL means I'll feel gross watching it

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Kirios posted:

I like analytics but it falls so loving deaf right now with what we've seen.

The one correct thing they did was kick the field goal at the half - they clearly don't have a good fourth down call.

I've said this poo poo all year - if you don't have the call then you kick the field goal. They hosed it up TWICE. Admit defeat, kick the field goal on the second time.

Now you've cost your team the game.

Counterpoint:

https://twitter.com/HuhSJ/status/1751795313151496243

The Lions don't really have a field goal kicker and those were both non-gimmes for the equivalent of a practice squad guy!

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Yeah, thenSuper Bowl doesn't seem exciting, but eh, I'll still root for the 49ers. Shannahan and a ton of cool players to get rings.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:38

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The 7th Guest posted:

we now see the result of teams listening to TFF. they go for it on 4th down twice, they fail twice. they run the ball and fumble it

meanwhile the teams going to the superbowl called a lot of passing plays and scrambles

Ah yes, the infamous scramble call

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:38

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

RandomHodge posted:

Two excellent rebuttals, I�m convinced

The Bucs literally went for 2 last week when they could have been down 7 because the stats said so.

It�s insanely dumb

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:38

Rusty Rickshaw: Apr 30, 2008

sure okay posted:

bunch of babies ITT im still gonna see in the superbowl GDT lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:38

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

bucksmash posted:

This. That was 6 almost guaranteed points that they left out there because ANALYTICS SEZ GO 4 IT

You're playing the loving championship game, points mean more than guts. It'd be a 4 point game and not this disaster

Their kicker sorta sucks tho

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:38