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Jared Goff?
This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF 33 45.83%
Jared Goof 14 19.44%
MCDC 9 12.50%
Purdy Good 16 22.22%
Total: 72 votes
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
should kick the FG probably

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Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

:hai:

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


now Reynolds catches em

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I will be watching and dancing to shake it off every time the chiefs score cause im petty as gently caress

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I hope Travis Kelce scores 4 tds and Taylor Swift dances with him in the end zone

i'm perfectly fine with this outcome

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Intruder posted:

are you gonna play creed for them

Nah I’ll prob just smoke some wings and make some guacamole

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Gully Foyle posted:

Barely any of this was on Goff.

He thrown some ducks, he's not absolved.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




facialimpediment posted:

Counterpoint:

https://twitter.com/HuhSJ/status/1751795313151496243

The Lions don't really have a field goal kicker and those were both non-gimmes for the equivalent of a practice squad guy!

Then that's the much bigger problem! You put your team in a position that they cannot trust a kicker to kick a reasonably good % chance 47 yarder? Or the one that was even closer?

That doesn't help the case at all.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Taylor Swift is going to fly from Japan after her tour to give Kelce a big smooch book it

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Can’t do that poo poo lions

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Still a lotta clock and timeouts left, folks

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

Man, if she's into it, she might be a keeper. Live wrestling is fun as hell, and Braks went with me to a 1999 Raw yelling "rear end in a top hat" all the way.

That's how I knew she was the one.

I love that :3:

Here's hoping she's able to take off work that night! :pray:

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
You can make a highlight reel of just Lions drops but yea its only the field goal that is the problem

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dango Bango posted:

Awesome that the Rock's involvement in the UFL means I'll feel gross watching it
why, what's he implicated in

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
aw poo poo I thought that was a touchdown

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing
i think they should've gone for 3 and tied the game instead of trying to go for it and losing the game but i'm no mathematician.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Ugh

RandomHodge
Jul 5, 2007

Nodoze posted:

You can make a highlight reel of just Lions drops but yea its only the field goal that is the problem

Nah it’s the nerd poo poo!!!!!!

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

wouldve wanted to score the touchdown instead of stepping out of bounds imo

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Raged posted:

WTF happened! I had to take off at halftime.

Lol same left the bar to go home and run some errands, checked my phone like twenty minutes later and it was nearly tied

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Nodoze posted:

You can make a highlight reel of just Lions drops but yea its only the field goal that is the problem

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

oh my

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
do the pylons have cooling fans

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




acidx posted:

i think they should've gone for 3 and tied the game instead of trying to go for it and losing the game but i'm no mathematician.

seriously bunch of armchair analysts trying to talk themselves into it

it ain't that hard folks

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God he had the TD but was worried about getting OOB

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





CapnAndy posted:

why, what's he implicated in

Joining the WWE board right after Vince resigns in disgrace for sex trafficking

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

I feel like I actually can criticize Detroit’s terrible decision making, actually. There’s a reason teams usually kick field goals in those situations.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
At least the clock stopped.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Hope is a lie

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

do the pylons have cooling fans

the ones with cameras in them do i guess

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Raged posted:

WTF happened! I had to take off at halftime.

goofy bounce on a long bomb off a lions helmet, touchdown 49ers

immediate fumble, touchdown 49ers

lions also gambled on 4th and 2/3 on the ~30, missed both

that's about it!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

an insane comeback would be cool

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Oh my God he had the TD but was worried about getting OOB

Yeah he hesitated like half a second

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


CapnAndy posted:

do the pylons have cooling fans

yes - for some reason they use camera tech that emits a ton of heat even though we're onto OLEDs nowadays that use barely any power nor emit any heat

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

an insane comeback would be cool

ya kinda

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I do not care about drops and that is silly cope to pretend that only one team ever deals with drops

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

why, what's he implicated in

Just the reminder that he's on the board now

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

Dango Bango posted:

Oh my God he had the TD but was worried about getting OOB

Just a mistake hitting the sideline I think

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Kirios posted:

seriously bunch of armchair analysts trying to talk themselves into it

it ain't that hard folks

Maybe instead of getting stuffed on 4th they shoulda gotten the first down instead

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Nodoze posted:

You can make a highlight reel of just Lions drops but yea its only the field goal that is the problem

yeah it's not this complicated

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