Lions vs 49ers: Ben Johnson vs Kyle Shanahan

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Jared Goff? This poll is closed.
JARED GOFF	33	45.83%
Jared Goof	14	19.44%
MCDC	9	12.50%
Purdy Good	16	22.22%
Total:	72 votes

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OneMoreTime: Feb 20, 2011; *quack*

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:47

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Also the culprit here is their defense not being able to get a stop at all

And some good old fashioned Lions bad luck

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

FG or TD?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

Mental Hospitality: Jan 5, 2011

gently caress gently caress gently caress

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

this is humiliating lol

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Raged posted:

WTF happened! I had to take off at halftime.

There is no God

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

ooof

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

George H.W. oval office posted:

Joining the WWE board right after Vince resigns in disgrace for sex trafficking

isn't that good? one less sex trafficker

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Why would you run? Dumb dumb dumb

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

You loving idiots

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Poor Lions fans.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Yeah, burning that timeout means game over.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

this game loving sucks

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Loll yess

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

big oof

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Black Sunshine posted:

There is no God

there quite provably is, and He hates good super bowls

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

loving terrible call

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

WHY DID YOU TAKE THE TIMEOUT

OH MY GOD

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lmfao

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

I'm revoking Ben Johnson's genius card

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Jesus, Ben Johnson tanking his HC stock before our eyes.

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

wow Dan Campbell i love you but you have hosed the end of this game badly

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

That was legitimately stupid

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

wow

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Gully Foyle: Feb 29, 2008

Bird in a Blender posted:

Why would you run? Dumb dumb dumb

Because the Lions have been insanely good at running in goal to go situations?

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

wft was that call

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Maybe the Commies don't want to hire Ben Johnson

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

games over after they decided to run it and it got stuffed, gg

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

TOUCHDOWN

# ? Jan 29, 2024 03:41

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.