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hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

time for the week. so far my new strategy of being completely sober during the week is paying off. lets see how this plays out

$5 your drunk by lunch

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

an egg posted:

i am not hoot, but i am his owl avatar irl

I miss the "right between two petite women" one, it made me laugh every time

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cuttlefush posted:

in grad school?

i work full time also

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hamas ftw posted:

$5 your drunk by lunch

never had the strength to be this kind of guy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
spent the better part of the morning dealing with my dead battery, wasted a little time at the beach "charging" it

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Smythe posted:

time for the week. so far my new strategy of being completely sober before noon is paying off. lets see how this plays out

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
lots of little finches in the bird feeder. a sign of good things to come

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Smythe posted:

lots of little finches in the bird feeder. a sign of good things to come

I gotta get out and re-stand our feeder. snow weighed so much it tipped.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


smythe is straight-edge vegan now and we should support him

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ohtori Akio posted:

thats what im referring to, the squeezy bottle version of the neti pot

Oh my bad I thought it was like the little mucinex nasal spray (those own btw)

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

aw frig aw dang it posted:

smythe is straight-edge vegan now and we should support him

he lives off seminar snacks and cum

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

selec posted:

I gotta get out and re-stand our feeder. snow weighed so much it tipped.

sending good vibes and structural integrity to your bird feeder

aw frig aw dang it posted:

smythe is straight-edge vegan now and we should support him

thank you

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Ohtori Akio posted:

he lives off seminar snacks and cum

not that threres anything wrong with that

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

aw frig aw dang it posted:

smythe is straight-edge vegan now and we should support him

I always run into these guys years later and they're usually posting about their pot roast technique

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Ohtori Akio posted:

he lives off seminar snacks and cum

aw frig aw dang it posted:

smythe is straight-edge vegan now and we should support him

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

External Organs posted:

I always run into these guys years later and they're usually posting about their pot roast technique

pot roast is excellent. my mom makes EPIC pot roast

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
is cum vegan?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

External Organs posted:

I always run into these guys years later and they're usually posting about their pot roast technique

decarboxylation or actual pot roast?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hamas ftw posted:

is cum vegan?

depends. if it was ethically harvested yes. if it was in the famed jordan peterson evil milking chamber then no

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
it would still be only vegetarian you retard

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Ohtori Akio posted:

it would still be only vegetarian you retard

i dont think its that cut and dry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

External Organs posted:

Oh my bad I thought it was like the little mucinex nasal spray (those own btw)

the motorized version of the neti pot is wild

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

bedpan posted:

decarboxylation or actual pot roast?

:psyboom:

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


simply powerwash your sinus cavities

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Al! posted:

the motorized version of the neti pot is wild

i saw it at the store and recoiled in horror. im not subjecting my sinuses to the salt pump.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ohtori Akio posted:

i saw it at the store and recoiled in horror. im not subjecting my sinuses to the salt pump.

pretty sure pieces of your brain come out with that one. h/bimbofication machine

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

supposed to be flying to florida (to visit father-in-law) in like 2 days. Temperature is 99.6. This sucks!

(not covid, just tested)

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

looking at a lot of spreadsheets today

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Al! posted:

pretty sure pieces of your brain come out with that one. h/bimbofication machine

you used it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
thank you *flexes*

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

lobster shirt posted:

looking at a lot of spreadsheets today

lobsters checking out statistics for the big game and consulting the numbers on why the lions lost

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
really queer christmas made the lions lose

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

lobster shirt posted:

looking at a lot of spreadsheets today

mods??

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Ohtori Akio posted:

it would still be only pescaterian you retard

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Opening my fish n veggies themed catering business called The Pesky Catering and seeing if anyone gets it

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

External Organs posted:

Opening my fish n veggies themed catering business called The Pesky Catering and seeing if anyone gets it

shut up

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I love u

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

the motorized version of the neti pot is wild

that sounds almost as terrible as the motorized ear wax removers on aliexpress

just drill this thing into the side of your head easy peasy

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
lol

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

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