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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

some guy died after using a neti pot with tap water bc it had some brain-eating amoeba in it.

so only use purified water for those booger-cleanings.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that sounds almost as terrible as the motorized ear wax removers on aliexpress

just drill this thing into the side of your head easy peasy

the one we had was required by the surgeon who did my wife's nasal surgery to get whatever steroids needed to be shoved all the way up there to help heal once the stitches were dissolved

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Willa Rogers posted:

some guy died after using a neti pot with tap water bc it had some brain-eating amoeba in it.

so only use purified water for those booger-cleanings.

yeah you can either boil or i just picked up a jug of distilled

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Willa Rogers posted:

some guy died after using a neti pot with tap water bc it had some brain-eating amoeba in it.

so only use purified water for those booger-cleanings.

simple just use the motorized version and powerwash out all the bacteria too

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
met a guy on a flight that got an amoeba that ate his optic nerves and permanently blinded him after surfing during a storm off of coney island. amoebas are nothing to gently caress with

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Just swallow the snot like a real person

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

the one we had was required by the surgeon who did my wife's nasal surgery to get whatever steroids needed to be shoved all the way up there to help heal once the stitches were dissolved

surgeon pranks ftw

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Mr Hootington posted:

Just swallow the snot like a real person

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Mr Hootington posted:

Just swallow the snot like a real person

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Willa Rogers posted:

some guy died after using a neti pot with tap water bc it had some brain-eating amoeba in it.

so only use purified water for those booger-cleanings.

iirc that was a guy in louisiana who was using well water

also happens sometimes there when people go swimming in lakes

copy
Jul 26, 2007

unwell water

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


protozoans are badass. they're weird little goo guys as small as a micrometer but they can take down blue whales and stuff.


perfectly adapted to countless different animals, plants, bacteria, and any other god damned thing. and they look cool too

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Hatebag posted:

protozoans are badass. they're weird little goo guys as small as a micrometer but they can take down blue whales and stuff.


perfectly adapted to countless different animals, plants, bacteria, and any other god damned thing. and they look cool too

It's Their turn

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

protozoans are badass. they're weird little goo guys as small as a micrometer but they can take down blue whales and stuff.


perfectly adapted to countless different animals, plants, bacteria, and any other god damned thing. and they look cool too

i prefer obelisks in my brain but ymmv

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
if you dont have a brain you dont have to worry about it

selec
Sep 6, 2003

wife just casually informed me that she’s 🚨making baklava tonight 🚨

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

can I have some?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

selec posted:

wife just casually informed me that she’s 🚨making baklava tonight 🚨

with or without walnuts?

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

iirc that was a guy in louisiana who was using well water

also happens sometimes there when people go swimming in lakes

its nice to live in a place without a lot of dangerous wildlife (or microwildlife in this case)

copy
Jul 26, 2007

selec posted:

wife just casually informed me that she’s 🚨making baklava tonight 🚨

grats

selec
Sep 6, 2003

bedpan posted:

with or without walnuts?

never with walnuts! pistachios only

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

selec posted:

never with walnuts! pistachios only

phew. had me worried there for a moment. some real sick people put walnuts in their baklava.

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
nice

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


selec posted:

wife just casually informed me that she’s 🚨making baklava tonight 🚨

baller wife

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
What's that? Ball your wife? If you say so! :hehe:

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

Smythe posted:

time for the week. so far my new strategy of being completely sober during the week is paying off. lets see how this plays out
nerd

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

noad

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Dokapon Findom posted:

What's that? Ball your wife? If you say so! :hehe:

The webmaster of this forum supports 360 windmill dunks on your wife. Get out now.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

bedpan posted:

phew. had me worried there for a moment. some real sick people put walnuts in their baklava.

both kill my wife, so no baklava in the house unless shes on work trips :(

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they call the walnut the amoeba of the tree world

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
should we not be neti potting walnuts and bleach?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
first, i melt a pint of rocky road,

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
the baklava 360 dunks your wifes airways

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Ohtori Akio posted:

the baklava 360 dunks your wifes airways

aw frig aw dang it posted:

The webmaster of this forum supports 360 windmill dunks on your wife. Get out now.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

selec posted:

never with walnuts! pistachios only

That's right.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
would you call it a balaclavava or a baklaclava

hamas ftw
Nov 25, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
ballaklava obviously

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

fosborb posted:

both kill my wife, so no baklava in the house unless shes on work trips :(

I hear that, my wife also has a nut allergy. -Rodney Dangerfield

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ohtori Akio posted:

still sick. tried out the nose irrigator bottle thing. the back of the box said one packet is normal but get a load of this poo poo: you can use two. i used two. i pickled my sinuses for no discernible reason. the inside of my face feels like the salt planet from the last jedi

lmfao wtf

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
motoized neti sounds badass if it shoots down both nasal passages at once then it shoots out of your mouth like a boomer bile

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