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Koishi Komeiji posted:Let that be a lesson to all you troublemaker teens out there: If you're going to be assaulted by a police officer you better make dam sure his blood pressure and cholesterol levels are within healthy limits. It's called responsibility. Edit: guy might get a pardon if it wasn't Texas, as-is he could be a Navy SEAL and still be hosed for being brown and not speaking English The Islamic Shock has issued a correction as of 18:54 on Jan 29, 2024 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Teen Charged With Murder After Officer Had Heart Attack While Assaulting Him Man this isn't even the first time someone's been charged for hurting the cop that was beating them
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I am almost certain there has been a case where the pigs sicced a k9 on someone, shot into the fray killing their own dog and charged the victim with killing an officer. Felony Murder (the charge you get if anyone dies while you are committing a felony) is kind of a bulllshit charge
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Shrecknet posted:I am almost certain there has been a case where the pigs sicced a k9 on someone, shot into the fray killing their own dog and charged the victim with killing an officer. Felony Murder (the charge you get if anyone dies while you are committing a felony) is kind of a bulllshit charge Oh this has definitely happened, there was just one of those stories going around not long ago. Ultimately, aside from being cruelly vengeful and petty, It's the police convincing themselves they didn't gently caress up.
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it’s really hard to gently caress up when there are absolutely no consequences.
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Dr Pepper posted:Man this isn't even the first time someone's been charged for hurting the cop that was beating them
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The highest-funded police department in the world scammed $155 million in overtime from new yorkers last year. According to their own metrics, this avoided about 100 crimes on the subway system. So about $1.5 million dollars per crime https://gothamist.com/news/nypd-overtime-pay-in-the-subway-went-from-4-million-to-155-million-this-year 
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Pontificating rear end posted:The highest-funded police department in the world scammed $155 million in overtime from new yorkers last year. According to their own metrics, this avoided about 100 crimes on the subway system. So about $1.5 million dollars per crime give them a trillion and there will be no more crime
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Pontificating rear end posted:The highest-funded police department in the world scammed $155 million in overtime from new yorkers last year. According to their own metrics, this avoided about 100 crimes on the subway system. So about $1.5 million dollars per crime they aren't there to police fares, but rather to be a dispersed and ready set of muscle. it's a bunch of violent PE
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92% of the fare evasion arrests were non-whites. A marked improvement from 100%
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In Training posted:92% of the fare evasion arrests were non-whites. A marked improvement from 100% That moment only your white guilt stops you from jumping the turnstyle
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Spergin Morlock posted:they aren't there to police fares, but rather to be a dispersed and ready set of muscle. it's a bunch of violent PE people are like oh no fascism might come to america and im like dude half your city revenue funds them and its been that way for decades
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How many cops does it take to open a door? https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7325182236842577183 I dunno but 12 isn't enough 
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is that from the raid where they almost killed a disabled toddler by throwing a gas grenade in his crib recently?
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Koishi Komeiji posted:How many cops does it take to open a door? catching a murder charge when the pig with the battering ram collapses and dies its the wrong address and you're not even home
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Ran across this incredibly wholesome interaction and figured this is the appropriate thread for it. https://twitter.com/LatuffCartoons/status/1752886480685416451 https://twitter.com/LatuffCartoons/status/1752887914986451334
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“mixup”, lol whoopsie! assault with a deadly weapon on a 6-year old because cops are worse at distinguishing vehicles than Tesla autopilot
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Subjunctive posted:“mixup”, lol saw the headline and immediately prepared this exact post
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Tenkaris posted:https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/05/us/colorado-aurora-settlement-stolen-vehicle-mixup/index.html you can't even claim it was a case of suspected plate swapping either because motorcycle plates are tiny
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Gotta fly in the sergeant from a couple states away.
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Tenkaris posted:https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/05/us/colorado-aurora-settlement-stolen-vehicle-mixup/index.html That one really shakes me. The one time a cop pulled a gun on me was a similar situation when I was like 20, though in that case someone had stolen a car and swapped my rear plate with those of the car they'd stolen. Luckily I was a white kid going to college, so the rookie who pulled the gun was told to go wait in the car while the vet they were with finished the stop. If I had been a shade darker, I definitely would have been cuffed on the curb at least and might have been killed for driving a clunker through a nicer city.
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Coolness Averted posted:That one really shakes me. The one time a cop pulled a gun on me was a similar situation when I was like 20, though in that case someone had stolen a car and swapped my rear plate with those of the car they'd stolen. I worked with a woman who ended up being held at gunpoint over a stolen car. In that case she’d reported it stolen and then a few days later it was recovered through unofficial channels. She claims she called to police to report it found but either way a month later she found herself pulled over and held at gunpoint despite her name being on the registration and explaining the situation
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I believe that. When my car was stolen I got a call from the cops 2 weeks later telling me my car was parked in a red zone and I had 15 minutes to move it or else it would be impounded. When the cop on the scene heard that the car had been abandoned in front of the complex next to mine he went from treating it as a nuisance dumping to insurance fraud and suddenly cared about dusting for prints and poo poo -but only until he found out I only had liability insurance at which point it just became my problem to move the stripped car again. It was such a bizarre situation. The person on dispatch who called me didn't seem to have the memo that it was a stolen car and acted like it was a courtesy call, and then put me on hold for a minute when I said it was stolen. I was at work and my roommate and girlfriend had to push the car into my complex's driveway/guest parking since the thieves had hosed up the ignition, and dealt with the on scene cop who was very suspicious until he didn't care. Coolness Averted has issued a correction as of 21:18 on Feb 7, 2024 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I worked with a woman who ended up being held at gunpoint over a stolen car. In that case she’d reported it stolen and then a few days later it was recovered through unofficial channels. She claims she called to police to report it found but either way a month later she found herself pulled over and held at gunpoint despite her name being on the registration and explaining the situation that poo poo is the worst i have had cops pull guns on me twice, once when I was 14 and skipped a rock into my aunt's window. while she was explaining it to the cop I got frustrated and started to walk away and he pulled on me, much to her anger the second time I'll give a pass, in my early 20s my downstairs neighbor got hosed up and went walking in the street with a replica gun and underpants on. when I came out to see what the noise was a cop pulled on my now wife and I, possibly in surprise. still scary as poo poo, and considering there were 12 cops a definite over reaction for the record I'm white but also from very broke people in poor neighborhoods
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hubris.height posted:for the record I'm white but also from very broke people in poor neighborhoods "Have you considered moving to a better neighborhood?" -The helpful advice I got from the cop who inspected/signed off on my fix-it ticket when I got pulled over for putting my plate in my rear window after that plate swap incident.
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I got pulled on in a car with windows that didn't work. I shouted through the glass "I'm gonna have to open the door my windows don't work." the cop nods and then when I look up from looking down to grab the door handle there's a gun six inches from my face. She starts screaming for me to get back in the car while I say into the gun "My... Seat belt is still on."
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UwUnabomber posted:I got pulled on in a car with windows that didn't work. I shouted through the glass "I'm gonna have to open the door my windows don't work." the cop nods and then when I look up from looking down to grab the door handle there's a gun six inches from my face. She starts screaming for me to get back in the car while I say into the gun "My... Seat belt is still on." What if your seatbelt was a gun? What if your car door handle was a gun? What if you were a gun? Also cops should be allowed to duel wield rocket launchers
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She pulled me over for swerving over the center line in the middle of a small town at 1 AM. At worst I was drunk. In reality I was eating and driving at the same time. I showed her the fuckin cheeseburger I was so rattled.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Also cops should be allowed to duel wield rocket launchers I'm all for this if it means cops who shoot themselves in the foot get blown up instead of being given two years paid leave and a medal
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UwUnabomber posted:I got pulled on in a car with windows that didn't work. I shouted through the glass "I'm gonna have to open the door my windows don't work." the cop nods and then when I look up from looking down to grab the door handle there's a gun six inches from my face. She starts screaming for me to get back in the car while I say into the gun "My... Seat belt is still on." thanks. this is the first time someone has ever had a story of this happening to them as well after I've shared it lol it's wild though, the same aunt I mention is full back the blue it doesn't make sense, or she's never reflected idk
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