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I assume the Brain Chip is shaped like the yoke for a future themed jetboat in the Wisconsin Dells in 1988 run by a notorious felon who chainsmokes Camels and openly leers at your 13 year old sister, and replacement "square" chips are 18 months out due to how smart yoke shaped chips were even if you idiots don't get it
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Jan 30, 2024 05:07
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Brain chips allowed as a student when taking tests? Considered cheating? Would the teacher tell the students to turn off their brain chips before the test? How would one know? Brain scans before tests? Crazy stuff coming in the future.
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Jan 30, 2024 05:10
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Downloading the FSD alpha for my Neuralink, should be epic and ftw.
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Jan 30, 2024 05:10
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I'm sure Elon's descriptions of what Neuralink can do are just as accurate as his descriptions of what Autopile could do in 2012 or whenever.
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Jan 30, 2024 05:12
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Congratulations on being the first volunteer, 16 bit butthead!
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Jan 30, 2024 05:12
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The man who is fat rolling in the 5th Dark Souls game will surely make the best Brain Chip
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Jan 30, 2024 05:13
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getting the brain chip but the company goes out of business meaning i can no longer download the firmware updates like those unfortunate people with the eye implants
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Jan 30, 2024 05:15
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wow sad. you won't get the fart update
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Jan 30, 2024 05:17
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is the first human recipient cowering in their cage from the doctors yet?
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Jan 30, 2024 05:30
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Recommended 12 hours on record Posted January, 2028 While some haters say the Brain Chip should not crash every 12 hours, after having mine installed I think the crashes are actually a benefit because it means the fan made community patch that restores speech will be able to flex and shape the future of this product. Even if woke politics meant they could not bring the beautiful vision to us despite his brave and glorious efforts, the true believers who are ready to let society gain future enlightenment thanks to Elon Musk know success when they see it. Genius level thinking takes time, and the constant criticism of people smarter than you is pure jealousy
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Jan 30, 2024 05:31
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Ether Frenzy posted:Recommended Elon’s right.
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Jan 30, 2024 05:39
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He invented ChatGPT but your brain is the computer. That's loving crazy man
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Jan 30, 2024 05:44
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love the brain tho
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Jan 30, 2024 05:51
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the brain chip can also function as a welding mask, for short periods of time
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Jan 30, 2024 05:55
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stavvy should rebrand as Mr. Breast
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Jan 30, 2024 06:03
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elon should install a neurolink so he can post on X even faster
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Jan 30, 2024 06:04
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xerxus posted:elon should install a neurolink so he can post on X even faster he will post faster than anyone ever has, faster than anyone could ever read or reply to, becoming... unratioable
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Jan 30, 2024 06:22
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Mother of God
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Jan 30, 2024 06:23
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752192980692201693
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Jan 30, 2024 06:26
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He's right. Mental health is loving stupid
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Jan 30, 2024 06:31
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isn't psychoanalysis the quack branch of mental health
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Jan 30, 2024 06:40
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Rubellavator posted:isn't psychoanalysis the quack branch of mental health So few understand this
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Jan 30, 2024 06:47
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https://twitter.com/MikeIrvo/status/1752123455125016839
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Jan 30, 2024 07:00
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Lol, it's like these idiots don't even know you can just make your own Ouija and just talk it all out with what ever answers. Like poo poo, people actually pay for therapy???
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Jan 30, 2024 07:08
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DarkDobe posted:https://www.mysanantonio.com/business/article/tesla-workers-sleep-at-gigafactory-austin-18629731.php you probably think he should do something stupid like hire more people. well that would not be very ftw
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Jan 30, 2024 08:01
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explains alot
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Jan 30, 2024 08:01
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please put Elon Musk never went to therapy on my funerary urn
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Jan 30, 2024 12:07
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Can I play Doom on the neuralink
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Jan 30, 2024 12:12
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Initial results show the test subject waking up screaming, tearing a screw from his bed and forcing it through the implant. We call this a promising neuron spike.
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Jan 30, 2024 12:37
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lol the news is just repeating Elon on this You'd think the news would need some sort of proof from the guy that's always lying but I guess not
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Jan 30, 2024 12:57
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“Neuron spikes” is just another term for electrical activity. Neurons send signals via neurotransmitter triggered/mediated action potentials. This has been known for over a century. The first EEG was invented in 1929, and doesn’t even require a wire in the brain! Putting a device in the brain to alter how these signals are sent has existed in some form or fashion since the 1940s. The first deep brain stimulator (DBS) was successfully installed in 1987. We know how to send signals that mediate the movement disorders associated with not just Parkinson’s and related things, but cerebellar infarcts as well. Neurostim devices are used in pain management to block the transmission of pain signals. This is such a well understood and old technology that ENTs can install these. This is decades old technology that Elon is aping with the promise of insane applications that are not feasible. Any other CEO making these kinds of claims would be run out on a rail just because of the potential liability it’d open them to. Using this technology as we understand it to restore function to a limb is a pipe dream. It is not possible at the neuro cellular level. Promising this is cruelty. My buddy went to MAPS (big annual conference in psychedelics) in Denver this year and it’s nothing but vendors now. One of the companies was promising that using the neuroregenerative abilities of psilocybin were going to get people walking again after traumatic spinal cord injuries. My buddy went to their lecture and it was nothing but people who’d suffered severe spinal or cerebrovascular infarcts just desperate for a miracle. He said it was the most depressing thing hed ever seen.
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Jan 30, 2024 13:27
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FizFashizzle posted:Elon is aping 
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Jan 30, 2024 13:30
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FizFashizzle posted:“Neuron spikes” is just another term for electrical activity. Neurons send signals via neurotransmitter triggered/mediated action potentials. This has been known for over a century. The first EEG was invented in 1929, and doesn’t even require a wire in the brain! They got a man walking again with brain and spinal implants. https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-65689580 I don't think it can work without the spinal implants.
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Jan 30, 2024 13:38
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https://twitter.com/SusieUndertale/status/1752062008093282543?t=G_fZjQ_ee_yv1jLsceQSng&s=19
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Jan 30, 2024 13:41
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SusieUndertale/status/1752062008093282543?t=G_fZjQ_ee_yv1jLsceQSng&s=19 behold, the woke mob
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Jan 30, 2024 13:52
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we put a webcam in a guy's eye socket and the initial results are "promising"
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Jan 30, 2024 14:01
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Oh so he's just Big Head from Silicon Valley now. Zero difference.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:12
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:a nice start to the day Just a reminder, one year ago it was $100/share. Even with this drop that's crazy returns if you bought the dip.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:13
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imagine if steven hawking could communicate as fast as he could think. no filter. just every idea pouring directly out into a word document. that would be a good thing, right? obviously
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Jan 30, 2024 14:14
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frantically training my internal monologue to talk like "as per my previous email, i regret to inform you that" so my intrusive thoughts don't get me fired at my email job
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