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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

nothing is more carny than early UFC

this is an extremely important thing to note when considering CM Punk in UFC, btw.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i think its cool when people walk out on WWE but AEW is full until the fed missers are off boarded

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



JUNGLE BOY posted:

i think its cool when people walk out on WWE but AEW is full until the fed missers are off boarded

drew galloway go to dpw

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



time for a fourth national promotion

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Suplex Liberace posted:

time for a fourth national promotion

🎶 the world is a vampire 🎶

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
So they’re down Punk, Brock, likely Seth, and maybe Owens depending on his foot.

They better keep Cody and Roman in a loving avengers style glass security box until April.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

CM Punk was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, he breaks his feet and every afternoon, he tears his triceps.

At night, he lies awake in agony until a Kojima elbow drop to the balls puts him to sleep.

There is one thing... as you can well imagine, his medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, Punk is able to keep himself alive by selling... BUY ONE GET ONE FREE PASSES TO NIGHT FOUR OF WRESTLEMANIA!!!!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


ThePariah posted:

Drew has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Ready for his tag title run with Jack Perry.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Gavok posted:

Ready for his tag title run with Jack Perry.

Hailing from GLASS-gow, Scotland...

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Speaking of Jack Perry, I can’t wait for the nuclear heat he’s gonna get for hitting the GTS on Shooter at Windy City Riot.

Especially if he follows it up by saying “what are y’all so mad about? At least KENTA actually likes me.” :allears:

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Did the Rock do anything at the Rumble? Weren’t they pushing it where he would challenge Roman?

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


Gavok posted:

Ready for his tag title run with Jack Perry.

Legitimately want to see Drew + Jack Perry vs Big Bill + Starks.

Honestly if more giant middle aged wrestlers wanted to jump to AEW, have them all just rebuild the tag division. Copeland is winning me over, but if we add more.big older stars, then there isn't enough room on the cards unless you team em up. Drew + Sheamus, New Day, whoever, having bangers with the Lucha Bros, Bucks, FTR, and Takeshita + Hobbes. Team Miro up with somebody, make AEW a tag territory again.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

That was really neat. I tapped out at the last couple minutes because I got kinda queasy at it being explained so well how muscles snap with that cg skeleton thing. I got a kick out of the ad for hair growth after describing the premise, like yeah it sucks for you phil but the sponsors are more important.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Did the Rock do anything at the Rumble? Weren’t they pushing it where he would challenge Roman?

no lol

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Theres only one person's analysis I trust on the punk situation

https://twitter.com/Ryback/status/1752035332630184290

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



LET'S GO BIG GUY

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

JUNGLE BOY posted:

punk’s wwe return run was a movie

WWE makes movies and Punk's return was the making of Rust.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

JUNGLE BOY posted:

punk’s wwe return run was a movie

Million Dollar Baby?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Drew should go to Japan

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Bring The Big Guy in for WrestleMania

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



TV Zombie posted:

Drew should go to Japan

imagine drew in the ChocoPro dungeon

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Lucifunk fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jan 30, 2024

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



That's my dude!

But also, rest in piss to this whole lovely company please

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


JUNGLE BOY posted:

punk’s wwe return run was a movie

Unbreakable.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

TheKingslayer posted:

There's a video of Ben Askren toying with Punk during training and hitting a shoot Stone Cold Stunner on him.

https://youtu.be/WkTODGr05t0

(In case anyone else didn’t want to go looking)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Velkej_Bracha/status/1752323419218067888

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

That'll all change when they land Okada.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Suplex Liberace posted:

time for a fourth national promotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0AP48_AADY

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplT6ysM9Uc


Full punk promo for your punk promo perusal

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tony Khan signing the man who injured Punk and robbing him of the story being set up would be the most spiteful poo poo imaginable but also extremely hilarious

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao jackson should have just ended the fight when punk does that slow rear end spin kick 5 seconds in

e: oh my god the comments lmao

Punk is fighting for his life while Jackson is thinking about what he's gonna have for dinner lol

People give Punk a hard time about his performance in this match, but I think he did a great job blocking Jackson's punches with his face.

Punk (in the corner): What’s the score?
His coach: If you kill him in the next round, we’ll have a tie.

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jan 30, 2024

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

No wonder he has a problem with guys named Jackson

Bill Brasky
Apr 13, 2008

Goblin Queen posted:

No wonder he has a problem with guys named Jackson

Matt Jackson
Nick Jackson,
Jack, son of Luke, Perry

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

rotinaj posted:

https://youtu.be/WkTODGr05t0

(In case anyone else didn’t want to go looking)

This is Roidtech for millennials

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

DLC Inc posted:

Tony Khan signing the man who injured Punk and robbing him of the story being set up would be the most spiteful poo poo imaginable but also extremely hilarious

would also add another hoss to the roster so I’m all for it

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Suplex Liberace posted:

imagine drew in the ChocoPro dungeon

Drew will wither under the force of the Miya Hammer

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Suplex Liberace posted:

imagine drew in the ChocoPro dungeon

Well we know he can handle performing in front of non-existent crowds.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


why did Matt Jackson not finish the fight if he could have? Was he mad at Punk did he not give a gently caress? Has he ever spoken about this?

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Shard posted:

why did Matt Jackson not finish the fight if he could have? Was he mad at Punk did he not give a gently caress? Has he ever spoken about this?

Presumably its a seth petruzelli/kimbo slice situation where dana gave him 50k to not finish

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