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Post itt every time you’re impeached for in-dick-ta-bull crimes
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Jan 30, 2024 17:30
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yook posted:Just use sharks, duh 
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Jan 30, 2024 17:31
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Excuse me you're putting your what in the bull?
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Jan 30, 2024 17:31
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The Congressional Print Shop has seen some poo poo Also more giant prints of hunter dong than anyone. But that’s almost a perk of the job.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:31
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Hunter's hog is really Striking Back on poor MTG.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:32
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The Congressional Print Shop has seen some poo poo I wonder how much porn gets printed out there.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:32
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I said come in! posted:Alligators have to be in freshwater. Just use the trickle that remains of the Colorado river before it goes into Mexico. Not only do we get some water for the moat, but we kill off all those pesky northern Mexico cities like Mexicali and Tijuana who use that water for drinking, and also the agriculture of northern Baja in one fell swoop! Surely Mexico won't mind us violating yet another international agreement.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:33
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   https://themessenger.com/politics/e-jean-carroll-roberta-kaplan-trump-alina-habba-judge-mentor?utm_source=onsite&utm_medium=latest_news
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Jan 30, 2024 17:35
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The Congressional Print Shop has seen some poo poo Mostly Hunter's hog
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Jan 30, 2024 17:35
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kazil posted:
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Jan 30, 2024 17:38
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The Locator posted:But really any chatter about this is just for fun, as succession isn't something that is going to happen, it's just grandstanding by Texas politicians and groups. I imagine that a peaceful secession from the US for the Republic of Texas would be the Federal government stating the terms of the split followed by the Texan leadership saying “oh poo poo, you’re gonna do what now?” These idiots rarely actually think of the repercussions of their actions, especially Abbott thinking that putting razor wire and killing migrants for his sick political games will be smiled upon by the rest of the world.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:38
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kazil posted:
lol quote:Of particular concern, however, is where and when the New York Post supposedly got this information in the first place. In that regard, it is telling that the article in the New York Post only appeared after Ms. Habba’s own statement to the media last weekend where she claimed that only after trial concluded did she learn that Your Honor and I both previously worked at Paul, Weiss, referring to a “conflict of interest” that is “insane and so incestuous.” ECF 281 at 1. And while both the New York Post and Ms. Habba purport to cite the recollections of an “unnamed partner at Paul Weiss,” id.; ECF 281-1 at 2, that partner (if he even exists) clearly has a very flawed memory about events that occurred three decades ago.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:40
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I said come in! posted:I wonder how much porn gets printed out there. None if anyone wants to keep their job
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Jan 30, 2024 17:42
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Just dig a big trench between the US and Mexico and let the ocean fill it in. Bing bong so simple. just fill it wit h fentanyl
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Jan 30, 2024 17:42
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kazil posted:
Habba getting held in contempt AFTER the trial because she couldn't stop throwing rocks at the beehive would be 
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Jan 30, 2024 17:43
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One day DickButt will make an appearance in Congress. One day...
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Jan 30, 2024 17:44
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Shishkahuben posted:Habba getting held in contempt AFTER the trial because she couldn't stop throwing rocks at the beehive would be You just KNOW that after reading this letter, Habba immediately googled "Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11."
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Jan 30, 2024 17:45
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Accipiter posted:You just KNOW that after reading this letter, Habba immediately googled "Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11." tbf so did i
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Jan 30, 2024 17:45
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LOL LMAO even
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Jan 30, 2024 17:48
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stupid people are heavily over-represented in congress.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:48
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I said come in! posted:Alligators have to be in freshwater.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:49
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I said come in! posted:Isn't the current boogeyman the drug fentanyl? You mean the stuff Trump's doctor was handing out like breath mints at the WH pharmacy?
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Jan 30, 2024 17:50
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Pretty sure Trump was Truthing during the trial about Judge Kaplan being Lawyer Kaplan's mentor so Alina saying she just found out is surely bullshit.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:50
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NoiseAnnoys posted:tbf so did i Congratulations on your new job representing President Donald John Trump!
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Jan 30, 2024 17:50
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Big Lawyery Place posted:The sanction may include nonmonetary directives; an order to pay a penalty into court; or, if imposed on motion and warranted for effective deterrence, an order directing payment to the movant of part or all of the reasonable attorney's fees and other expenses directly resulting from the violation.   quote:A sanction imposed under this rule must be limited to what suffices to deter reputation of the conduct or comparable conduct by others similarly situated. Since we've yet to see Trumbo shut the gently caress up about poo poo he keeps losing, I can't wait to see "what suffices to deter" in this case... kuarduck fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jan 30, 2024 |
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Jan 30, 2024 17:51
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kazil posted:
What are you gonna do, disbar me? *Gets disbarred*
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Jan 30, 2024 17:54
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big nipples big life posted:stupid people are heavily over-represented in congress. There's a lot of stupid Americans so I guess that's what the Founders wanted.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:55
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Jelly posted:Saltwater crocodiles are more terrifying than any alligator. 20 feet. 3000 pounds.  I want those in my castle moat.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:55
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Jan 30, 2024 18:01
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We did everything right, and they in-dicked-ed us!
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Jan 30, 2024 18:02
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kuarduck posted:
Since that tangerine menace claims to be a billionaire, sue him for a billion and see if it works
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Jan 30, 2024 18:03
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kuarduck posted:
Wouldn't the sanctions and financial penalties go to Haba personally? Lol. Donald is going to keep demanding she does this poo poo until she is fined and loses all 3.5 million in sanctions.
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Jan 30, 2024 18:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Wmh2Hu_24 My favorite convoy moment was when they got egged. Convoys were so much cooler in the 70s
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Jan 30, 2024 18:09
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Wmh2Hu_24 It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June in a Kenworth, haulin' logs...
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Jan 30, 2024 18:12
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NoiseAnnoys posted:tbf so did i The thing about Rule 11 is that a motion for sanctions has to be served on the misbehaving party at least 21 days before the motion can be filed in court. I can assure that Kaplan sent Habba the Rule 11 motion at the same time that letter was filed saying basically "withdraw your letter motion or I will seek sanctions." We'll know in a few weeks what she decides to do.
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Jan 30, 2024 18:13
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Wmh2Hu_24 Haha the guy giving the double-finger, I thought he was about to yell at the egg throwers for almost hitting him, but no he just wanted some eggs too There's something magical about chucking chicken menses at chuds
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Jan 30, 2024 18:14
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Just an absolute perfect pair of perfect imbeciles. It's a shame that, you know, they had to try and manage an extremely deadly pandemic and then one of them literally tried to have the other assassinated by an angry mob.
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Jan 30, 2024 18:16
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Nessus posted:Where do they get the water for the gator moats? What about feeding the gators if there aren’t enough migrants for them to eat? The second part of the plan involves the homeless.
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Jan 30, 2024 18:23
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How long till Florida starts renting out their imprisoned public sleepers to work at McDonalds?
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Jan 30, 2024 18:24
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Someone told me not to do something, but I'm the big guy in charge, no one tells ME what to do, so I'm gonna do the opposite of what they said to prove that I'M THE BOSS HERE!
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Jan 30, 2024 18:26
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