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Jan 30, 2024 16:45
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The Uberraschung is stored in the balls
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Jan 30, 2024 16:51
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szary posted:Uberraschung I had a big CRT monitor that made that noise when you degaussed it.
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Jan 30, 2024 19:49
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Ubergesundheit.
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Jan 30, 2024 20:12
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She is trying so hard not to laugh
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Jan 30, 2024 20:15
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Splicer posted:She is trying so hard not to laugh In space no one can hear you lol you also can't rofl in zero g
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Nenonen posted:you also can't rofl in zero g bounce off the floor laughing
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Then he covered it in vulvas, no less.
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Jan 30, 2024 20:51
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Stoatbringer posted:I had a big CRT monitor that made that noise when you degaussed it. Click...doinnnngngngngng
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Jan 30, 2024 21:54
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I bet that thing can degauss
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Rust Martialis posted:Click...doinnnngngngngng I love my flat screen monitors, but hitting degauss was so drat satifsying.
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I think “Autoblow marketing materials” actually are NWS
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Subjunctive posted:I think “Autoblow marketing materials” actually are NWS What's NWS about : Autoblow posted:Unlimited Blowjobs from Artificial Intelligence. ?
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Not Wank Safe
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Subjunctive posted:I think “Autoblow marketing materials” actually are NWS
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If you wank without rhythm You won't attract the worm 
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Feb 2, 2024 07:14
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Elviscat posted:Unlimited Blowjobs from Artificial Intelligence. No thank you, I'll stick to getting sucked off the old-fashioned way: with a room sized Rube Goldberg machine that is one mistimed bouncy ball away from killing me. As god intended.
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Elviscat posted:Unlimited Blowjobs from Artificial Intelligence. imgBB posted:Bandwidth limit exceeded  lol
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monolithburger posted:No thank you, I'll stick to getting sucked off the old-fashioned way: with a room sized Rube Goldberg machine that is one mistimed bouncy ball away from killing me. being edged by my rube goldberg mechanism jamming, as it was relying on a cat that is uninterested in a mouse that was revealed by a lampshade lifted off by helium balloon
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Ah, I see you're familiar with the:
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Feb 2, 2024 17:26
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Ow oof ouch my peen flaps!
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 A sprouting mango seed, apparently
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monolithburger posted:Ah, I see you're familiar with the: The what now
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Stoatbringer posted:
i dont like that its leaking fluids onto their thumb, thats unseemly
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Karate Bastard posted:The what now It’s the part they sometimes snip off
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Feb 2, 2024 18:59
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*sigh* For the last time, the ball peen hammers are not to hammer your balls and peen.
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heavy duty flap included to prevent ball piss from dripping off your peen
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Karate Bastard posted:The what now The 
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I can't recall ever finding myself in need of one of those. I must be living my life wrong.
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If you can't find a use for a peen flap are you even living life to the fullest?
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“Flapping peen” sounds like it should be a synonym for “hanging dong”
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Why would you want to hang Dong? he's been dead for a while now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Biwu
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fartknocker posted:“Flapping peen” sounds like it should be a synonym for “hanging dong” is it not?
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i take it you dont know an english couple who mention each others "dangly/flappy bits" in all conversations
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By popular demand posted:Why would you want to hang Dong? he's been dead for a while now. Somebody never heard of dry aging
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Peen my flaps daddy
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Karate Bastard posted:Peen my flaps daddy "I swear that's what she said, Your Honor." -R. Kelly
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