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Elon has more friends on X than any of you X friends (and wives)
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Jan 30, 2024 21:28
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Grimes should just be patient and wait for Musk to ditch baby X the instant they stop being a prop and gain independent thought
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Jan 30, 2024 21:31
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Mr. Lobe posted:My best guess is that if the implant is not fictitious, then it is an electrocorticography array of some kind, which is not a novel technology. "Neuron spiking" would just be an idiots way of saying they are measuring intracranial electrical activity, which I'm sure his handlers sold to him as being a major breakthrough, again, assuming this is not fictitious. It's almost certainly this. musk seems to love sitting in on meetings with people who know what they're talking about on a subject, remembering one or two smart sounding words or phases and then just making up a bunch of random poo poo and throwing those words in there to sound smart when describing what he learnt. One weird trick investors love!
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Jan 30, 2024 21:34
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752060088913661966?t=RtgtplPnBUCw07FbnoA39w&s=19 Than 5 minutes later he xits some new article that happens to corroborate some bullshit he believes
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Jan 30, 2024 21:55
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Have they solved the problem of plaque buildup on these internal brain implants? I remember years ago they would put these things in and they would work great for a while but then get crudded up and stop working.
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Jan 30, 2024 21:59
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a_gelatinous_cube posted:Have they solved the problem of plaque buildup on these internal brain implants? I remember years ago they would put these things in and they would work great for a while but then get crudded up and stop working. i'm gonna guess as far as Musk and the team at Neuralink go: absolutely not
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Jan 30, 2024 22:00
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https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1752427818032521304?t=ICkfj2U11S2urw-D62poVg&s=19
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Jan 30, 2024 22:00
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a_gelatinous_cube posted:Have they solved the problem of plaque buildup on these internal brain implants? I remember years ago they would put these things in and they would work great for a while but then get crudded up and stop working. you won't care
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Jan 30, 2024 22:01
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I'm with elon btw
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Jan 30, 2024 22:09
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graventy posted:I was going to ask how much y'all think the surgery guy got paid but I'm sure that dumbass volunteered for this bullshit. i’d hope it’s someone who is already terminally ill. seems hosed up to put an experimental brain implant into an otherwise healthy person
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Jan 30, 2024 22:17
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TSLA SOARS!  
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Jan 30, 2024 22:18
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punished milkman posted:i’d hope it’s someone who is already terminally ill. seems hosed up to put an experimental brain implant into an otherwise healthy person
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Jan 30, 2024 22:19
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Durf posted:Grimes should just be patient and wait for Musk to ditch baby X the instant they stop being a prop and gain independent thought I have no evidence for this, but part of me believes that X is a clone of Elon so Musk will ditch X when weird medical issues start happening
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Jan 30, 2024 22:22
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Signing up for the brain chip equivalent of “the rocket exploded a little faster than we expected, but we got good data.”
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Jan 30, 2024 22:38
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ahahahaquote:Tesla shares slide after judge voids Elon Musk’s $56 billion compensation 
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Jan 30, 2024 22:59
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https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1752449446820860415
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Jan 30, 2024 23:19
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gently caress lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752455348106166598
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Jan 30, 2024 23:19
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gently caress lmao Lol
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Jan 30, 2024 23:21
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lol His life is on auto because he’s so rich and yet he continues to gently caress it up because he has to be a piece of poo poo. It’s just amazing.
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Jan 30, 2024 23:22
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If anyone is looking for a good state to incorporate your company, I would strongly suggest that you don't retain the services of Delaware!
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Jan 30, 2024 23:23
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hope we keep seeing elon vs. delaware chancery court
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Jan 30, 2024 23:25
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gently caress lmao same energy https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032247043992023040?s=20 CaptainBeefart posted:If anyone is looking for a good state to incorporate your company, I would strongly suggest that you don't retain the services of Delaware! lol god dammit
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Jan 30, 2024 23:29
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oh poo poo lol
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Jan 30, 2024 23:31
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Louisgod posted:same energy Glad I wasn't the only one who thought so lol.
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Jan 30, 2024 23:33
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gently caress lmao
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Jan 30, 2024 23:36
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lol doesn't this mean that tesla, the company which presumably these shareholders own, is now $56b richer?
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Jan 30, 2024 23:42
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gently caress lmao This might be the best post Elon has ever posted.
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Jan 30, 2024 23:44
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the judge said i can have it
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Jan 30, 2024 23:48
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:TSLA SOARS! I'm so glad I sold all my stock years ago around 700. Bought that poo poo for 40 per, made a nice low 5 figures. thanks Elon
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Jan 30, 2024 23:54
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Digital Jedi posted:I'm so glad I sold all my stock years ago around 700. Bought that poo poo for 40 per, made a nice low 5 figures. TSLA had a stock split in 2020 and another in 2022. It's currently still up like 800% (lol) since it's pre-2020 valuation, but down 50% from it's Nov 2021 peak and about tied with where it was in late 2020. Inshallah plenty of room to fall
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Jan 30, 2024 23:59
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Don’t incorporate your company in a state that has laws and taxes beneficial to corporations
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Jan 31, 2024 00:07
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:gently caress lmao god this is going to own so hard when all the chuds incorporate their ventures in their local states that have weird and unstable business laws and judges that spend most of their time dealing with non-business disputes and get loving owned because of it. Delaware is so good if you want to do business lol
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Jan 31, 2024 00:11
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:god this is going to own so hard when all the chuds incorporate their ventures in their local states that have weird and unstable business laws and judges that spend most of their time dealing with non-business disputes and get loving owned because of it. doesn’t nevada do the same poo poo as delaware
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Jan 31, 2024 00:16
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its reverse physcology guys, musk playing 5d chess again and the forum with the least business sense on the web has taken the bait!
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Jan 31, 2024 00:17
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Nevada is where you go if you know your business is a fraud scam
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Jan 31, 2024 00:18
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CubanMissile posted:Signing up for the brain chip equivalent of “the rocket exploded a little faster than we expected, but we got good data.” Died with chip, not from chip
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Jan 31, 2024 00:19
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moist turtleneck posted:Nevada is where you go if you know your business is a fraud scam so yes
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Jan 31, 2024 00:19
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Chancery'd again lmao
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Jan 31, 2024 00:22
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I'm dumb does this mean he lost $56b or does it mean that he can't sell his shares worth $56b
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Jan 31, 2024 00:23
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Anyone know what exactly "rescission" would entail? Wasn't a lot of his twitter debt secured by tsla stock or options he owned?
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Jan 31, 2024 00:29
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