CommissarMega posted:

sebmojo posted:

:golffap:

SubponticatePoster posted:

lol

Also Homosexual Chemtrails would be a good username.

Well now somebody has to make this

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/mrtoodamnchris/status/1751335444740981243?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Asterite34 posted:

...I'm curious about the other time Rudy here thinks the Red Sea parted

Grey Cat posted:

kazil posted:

goatsea

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I do not respect breadsexuals

bossy lady posted:

MK mythologies is incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re4GlbXaCro&t=508s

emSparkly posted:

Here's Quan Chi's actor with a Pepsi.

Extra Large Marge posted:

I'm not on drugs Shinnok, all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

kntfkr posted:

I'M NOT KRAZY!!!

canyoneer posted:

Platystemon posted:

Those swabs react with a lot of things that aren’t lead

- a pirate captain lamenting the inexperience of his crew

greggman posted:

I have to vent

Quit taking advantage of me. Not most of you; you're great customers.

But those who manipulate the system will ruin it for everyone and it makes my blood boil.

I swear some must think I do this for my health or the love of making beef jerky.

It is this type of crap that makes me want to quit offering discounts of any kind
and even quit making jerky altogether and go work for someone.

I won't say any more for now. But you know if you're who I am talking about.

But perhaps I haven't communicated effectively. Or maybe I have to remember that most people don't really care about anyone but themselves.

Sorry if this offended you in any way.

Paladinus posted:

The jerky store called!

Scarodactyl posted:

jetz0r posted:

Holy gently caress, the sa-mart jerky thread is going to be 19 years old in a couple weeks.

jetz0r posted:

Holy gently caress, the sa-mart jerky thread is going to be 19 years old in a couple weeks.

Marcade posted:

I'm surprised they still have interest in it at that age.

Captain Invictus posted:

a purestrain vintage gbs post

canyoneer posted:

Everybody loves jrṯt bnrjt zt, the pintail duck who loves sweet milk!

We regret to inform you that sweet milk duck's heart did not balance the scales against the feather of Maat

Carthag Tuek posted:

there used to be a vine or early youtub where its a guy in late 80s early 90s gear. cut off sleeves, sweatband, and hes kneading dough to a eurodance song, maybe dj bobo or someone like that. its got flour clouds and hes a little sweaty. its very sexual

i cant find that video

(its not "pump up the jam", but it is similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_ZnjSfjEI)

in the dough video the production is better, it has slomo shots, he has long hair beside the sweatband

Kitfox88 posted:

Now I'm wondering what IS the oldest active thread?

Flipperwaldt posted:

This one is still going. I've not seen a counterexample going back further than April 2002 yet, whenever it comes up.

Flipperwaldt posted:

This one is still going. I've not seen a counterexample going back further than April 2002 yet, whenever it comes up.

Philippe posted:

Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are playing "Nearer, my God, to Thee"

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Deathslinger posted:

is this it?

https://youtu.be/iUuKstAWof4?si=66WjjMkyHVz4NZq7

Midnight Pooptrain posted:

Sam Barlow needs to join David Cage on the submarine to hell.

SkeletonHero posted:

I know a guy.

Well, knew a guy.

Bongo Bill posted:

It might be the Legend of the Galactic Heroes thread in ADTRW, which will be 20 in October.

Gervasius posted:

mlmp08 posted:

Houthis have been using remotely controlled explosive watercraft against Saudi Arabia since the 20-teens.

Houthi and the Blowfish.

kazil posted:

PBS is in the pocket of Big Bird

Rust Martialis posted:

BrianBoitano posted:

sound
https://i.imgur.com/FBpEBYR.mp4

FreudianSlippers posted:

I bet his mom is hot

Lammasu posted:

I have an an-cap friend and I wouldn't describe him as scummy. He did name his kid Obi-Wan Tiberius Magic Smith.

fermun posted:

the last time i saw my dad, he was talking about how great his plug in hybrid was while driving my wife and i to the airport in a rainstorm just after this past christmas, there was a 3-car accident directly in front of us so close to the point that the cars were actively spinning on the highway still and my dad had a good reaction speed to dodge the car that wound up head on in our lane, drove past it all and then continued talking about how much he loved his car because he really only ever drives 20 miles or less most days so he gets like hundreds of miles to the gallon of gasoline, and my wife and i were both like shaking because that was scary as hell and my dad couldn't stop talking about how much he loves his car

Al-Saqr posted:

the day i get banned

i will open the window

for the first time

i shall feel gods warm sun

the gentle caress of a brisk breeze

like a lover, breathing on my skin, the barest tip of its fingers tracing my body, from the neck to my waist

goosebumps will form

the clouds are perfect

the sand is golden

off in the distance. the perfect muscle mommy wife walks by. skin like cocoa, eyes green emerald. a windy summer dress.

she stops, we make eye contact.

she smiles. waves.

i raise my hand

to close the windows and drapes

and finish painting my warhammer army

Karate Bastard posted:

Mods please ban this person. We cannot be what stands between them and their dreams.