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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Cthulu Carl posted:

A few years back the minor league baseball team the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs announced ...

This has nothing to do with Trump but ugggghhhh I am so done with Lehigh Valley after my time up in Bethlehem/Allentown for work. I'm gonna take a huge pass on the Lehigh Valley area.

edit: don't care if this is a page snipe. eff that area of PA.

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



All the hip young excitable voters are super into hot contemporary celebrities like Scott Baio, Rob Schneider, and Roseanne.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Cthulu Carl posted:

A few years back the minor league baseball team the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs announced that for one game only, they were becoming the Lehigh Valley Cheesesteaks and that you could buy merch that had onions on the logo or did not have onions on the logo and I'm mad every day at myself that I never bought a jersey even though I've never seen them play or even been to their region of Pennsylvania.

I just wanted a Cheesesteaks jersey.

I used to work in an office right around the corner from their stadium, I remember going to see a game there because Jayson Werth was playing that night rehabbing from an injury. I'll always cherish the nice fitted hat I have with their bacon strip logo on it.

Catastrophe posted:

This has nothing to do with Trump but ugggghhhh I am so done with Lehigh Valley after my time up in Bethlehem/Allentown for work. I'm gonna take a huge pass on the Lehigh Valley area.

Oh whatup lol. I still commute there but moved out years ago fortunately.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




And I guess Snoop Dogg?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/01/28/snoop-dogg-talks-donald-trump-feud/72389129007/

quote:

The rapper, who had previously been vocal in his disapproval of Trump's presidency, appeared to change his tune in an interview with The Sunday Times published Sunday. "Donald Trump? He ain't done nothing wrong to me," Snoop Dogg told the British outlet. "He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris."

quote:

But while Trump is gunning for a face-off with President Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election in November, Snoop Dogg remained coy when asked by The Sunday Times if he will declare support for a candidate.

"I may have to," Snoop Dogg said. "Because there are mixed views on that, so I want to see what the people say."

Unless this is a build-up to a weird marketing thing like when he announced he was giving up smoke.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

ProperCauldron posted:

the NFL broadcosts do not constantly cut to Taylor Swift.



People are losing their mind over literal seconds. Millions of americans and the ex president are tremendously stupid and shriek like moronic howler monkeys over anything that hurts their fee fees
It's not even so much that Taylor Swift is appearing on their TV; sports broadcasts do "hey look this celebrity's at the game!" all the loving time and nobody gives a poo poo.

The issue is that Taylor Swift having an NFL player boyfriend has caused a large number of (gasp) women to be interested in the MANLY MALE MAN-ONLY game of football. And chud (and a lot of non-chud) men cannot handle the idea of women entering their MANLY MALE MAN-ONLY space. If you like something that a woman has paid attention to, that means you're actually a gay soycuck lib! :qq:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

explosivo posted:

Oh whatup lol. I still commute there but moved out years ago fortunately.

I lived in Philadelphia but would drive to Bethlehem a few times per week because I was scamming the Sands casino up there for a living. It was good money but 1) Was horribly stressful and, 2) Not a subject that fits into this thread. The fact that area was 100% not my style along with the PTSD from making money that way only cemented a negative feeling about that area for me.

Anyway, back to Trump lols

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Ted Nugent had one number 1 hit fifty years ago. :lmao: at comparing him to Swift's star power. They'd be better off dropping the subject.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Oscar Wild posted:


These people thing the human body is like those plastic 6 pack rings where if it gets stretched out it never recovers.

All women who have natural childbirth are able to smuggle small bowling balls in their nether regions.

tbf the duggar family matriarch has been pregnant for so many times I think a doc actually did tell her it was dangerous to get pregnant (so soon).

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Let's see... In the right corner, we have:



And on the left...



Yeah brosef them GOP "influencers" are totally gonna pull some crowds and definitely the youth vote.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Catastrophe posted:

I lived in Philadelphia but would drive to Bethlehem a few times per week because I was scamming the Sands casino up there for a living. It was good money but 1) Was horribly stressful and, 2) Not a subject that fits into this thread. The fact that area was 100% not my style along with the PTSD from making money that way only cemented a negative feeling about that area for me.

scams and idiot casino owners definitely fit into this thread

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Nugent had a tv show about him dicking around in the back yard of his mansion shooting guns and acting like white trash. I think he’s probably more well known for that now.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



File under "Things anyone paying attention already knows"

https://twitter.com/Geo_Is_Pissed/status/1752467004785586322

https://newrepublic.com/post/178582/james-comer-whistleblower-trashes-biden-corruption-claims

quote:

But in his statement Tuesday, Schwerin said Biden had not been involved, either as a public official or a private citizen, in Hunter’s business dealings, nor had he ever been asked to take action on Hunter’s behalf. Schwerin said that in his role as Hunter’s business partner, he never asked Biden to get involved with their work. He and Hunter never suggested to or promised their clients or associates that Biden would get involved, either.

“In my discussions with the Vice President concerning his personal finances, he was always crystal clear that he wanted to take the most transparent and ethical approach consistent with both the spirit and the letter of the law,” Schwerin said. “Given my awareness of his finances and the explicit directions he gave to his financial advisers, the allegation that he would engage in any improper conduct to benefit himself or his family is preposterous to me.”

Bionic Psyker
Apr 23, 2009

deoju posted:

Ted Nugent had one number 1 hit fifty years ago. :lmao: at comparing him to Swift's star power. They'd be better off dropping the subject.

Ted Nugent also became his underage girlfriend's legal guardian so she could come on tour with him. No surprise why he fits in with the GOP

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

"We have Kid Rock" sounds like more of a threat than a bullet point you'd brag about.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Taylor Swift: A person I would seriously enjoy sitting down and having a beer with

Everyone associated with the GOP: I wouldn’t give a skunked beer to and would pour it down the drain instead

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



"All these peopl-"


Accipiter posted:

Let's see... In the right corner, we have:



And on the left...



Yeah brosef them GOP "influencers" are totally gonna pull some crowds and definitely the youth vote.

loving beat me to it t:mad:>

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


The only song I ever really think of whenever I'm forced to think of Kid Rock for some stupid reason is a song that references "chicks with beepers". "Beepers" being phone pagers that nobody under 40 would remember. Whoever Kid Rock's fans are now are exactly who Ted Nugent's fans were back in the 80s/90s - alcoholic, twice-divorced middle-aged dudes. Pretty sure Rock or Nugent aren't tapping into any new voting blocs. LOL!

013024
Jan 31, 2024
if we secede,

013024
Jan 31, 2024

Hazo posted:

All the hip young excitable voters

013024
Jan 31, 2024
-- Jon Voight."

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Waffle House posted:

"All these peopl-"

loving beat me to it t:mad:>

Very much a Trump-style "list several things, but realize you only can think of one, so just sort of trail off and say people" kind of pattern

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Alls I know bout Jon Voight is that he has sewage for brains and he also once bit Kramer's arm and that proved that George purchased the wrong car in Seinfeld because Bryan Cranston said so.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

tek79 posted:

The only song I ever really think of whenever I'm forced to think of Kid Rock for some stupid reason is a song that references "chicks with beepers". "Beepers" being phone pagers that nobody under 40 would remember. Whoever Kid Rock's fans are now are exactly who Ted Nugent's fans were back in the 80s/90s - alcoholic, twice-divorced middle-aged dudes. Pretty sure Rock or Nugent aren't tapping into any new voting blocs. LOL!

Here, enjoy. He cuts Rob Ritchie no slack at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8FAbjjB48A

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Dementropy posted:

And I guess Snoop Dogg?

Unless this is a build-up to a weird marketing thing like when he announced he was giving up smoke.

Ya this seems like marketing for his new show.

The Times posted:

It is from the Compound that Snoop runs his one-man brand, with the help of his wife, Shante. Music is really just a side hustle now. The Underdoggs was Snoop’s idea.

But The Underdoggs is a comedy, not a drama. Snoop still has the self-awareness to know that serious does not sell. The rapper plays Jaycen Jennings, a washed-up NFL star who takes on a struggling team — photos shown in the closing credits show the real Snoop coaching American football.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/snoop-dogg-i-have-nothing-but-love-and-respect-for-donald-trump-k60k99phr

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Sure Jack, a bunch of women in their late 20s / mid 30s are going to start simping for John Voight

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

sorry, Snoop's a chud now (like a dogg!)

013024
Jan 31, 2024


Jon Voight ladies and gentlemen

013024
Jan 31, 2024
an old fuddie dudd

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Snoop Dogg smokes 80 blunts a day

He ain't giving that up overnight

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

013024 posted:



Jon Voight ladies and gentlemen

yuk yuk yuk

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Another fuckin conference/summit/klan rally?? Every week there's another one going on.

These people just dont stop.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I have my various issues with omar but lol at loving ronny "/pol/" desantis who is too afraid to say he is catholic because most chuds are some varitety of poo poo tier protestant evangelical who would burn him for being a papist. get gently caress ronny.
More like Ron /pol/

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

TremorX posted:

Here, enjoy. He cuts Rob Ritchie no slack at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8FAbjjB48A

Fuckers couldn’t afford to sample Sweet Home Alabama and had to go for Werewolves of London instead and hope the hicks wouldn’t notice. And the thing is, they didn’t.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Zesty posted:

"A masturbator today is a homosexual tomorrow."

Hell yeah!

Aw man, Jed died? I used to walk by him on the UF campus.

“Every time you engage in FORRRRNICATION, you’re saying, ‘I HATE you God, I HATE you God, I HATE you God!’”

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
The Taylor Swift thing in my mind is a sign of just how terminally online people are today. I barely noticed the Taylor Swift stuff watching games, and I saw a lot of Chiefs games. I'm convinced the reaction is entirely to the fact that women were making TikToks and Tweets about football because of it. Like there was a flood of TikToks explaining football to Swifties, jokes about getting ready to watch Sunday night Swift, etc.

But the actual games, like 5 second shots a handful of times during the game when they need to fill air time because some guy permanently ruined his knee or something.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

.The issue is that Taylor Swift having an NFL player boyfriend has caused a large number of (gasp) women to be interested in the MANLY MALE MAN-ONLY game of football. And chud (and a lot of non-chud) men cannot handle the idea of women entering their MANLY MALE MAN-ONLY space. If you like something that a woman has paid attention to, that means you're actually a gay soycuck lib! :qq:

I swear, if I liked football, and my girlfriend/wife suddenly expressed an interest because of an outside source, I'd be happily sitting next to her giving her the basics on how games work while we watched.

It really is true, not only are there more people who are stupid than you think, but they're even stupider than you think.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

ianskate posted:

It's still amazing to me that trunp has a functioning cardiovascular system, somehow as far as we know, unclogged arteries and multiple organs that don't leak viscous poisons into his body cavities from surviving with no exercise and purely on a diet consisting of fish delites, berders, other various synthetic greasy MACDONALDS food items, and aspartame cola.

And he's been doing this for likely decades. Somehow, people 20-30 years younger, in presumably better health suddenly develop stage 4 cancers and die young, yet this McTurd is currently outliving the average male.

On the occasion that I get a single item at McDonald's, I regret it immediately and feel awful for the rest of the day. How can he keep going?

as others have posted itt, :chaostrump: family is demonstrably long-lived. Also supposedly Trump has never had a drink of alcohol in his life, and I'd have to assume no cigarettes, plus he's always had access to the absolute best medical care possible. Also per the sheet posted itt a few weeks back, he's seemingly on every medication in existence.

Plus simple rich stuff, like that dude has never slept in a lovely hotel and got up early for a convention, or crashed on a friend's couch, or had to drive for 16 hours to make a thing, or work doubles, or move all of his & his wifes & his kids stuff in a snowstorm. Its kinda hard to encapsulate how loving easy his entire life has been.

If you want to see a true wonder of modern medical science, look up Rick Springfield. He's 3ish years younger than Trump.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Cornwind Evil posted:

I swear, if I liked football, and my girlfriend/wife suddenly expressed an interest because of an outside source, I'd be happily sitting next to her giving her the basics on how games work while we watched.

It really is true, not only are there more people who are stupid than you think, but they're even stupider than you think.

Wow, it sounds like you enjoy spending time with your wife. What a loser. You do know that's gay, right?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


OMG she admitted it!

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