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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!
His sister died too? drat

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
CM Punk is really starting to regret having scheduled all his training camps at the beach that makes you old

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

CM Punk is really starting to regret having scheduled all his training camps at the beach that makes you old

He also chose poorly when deciding what cup to bring along for his beach pepsi

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Truther Vandross posted:

Ultimately, outside of the WWE executive suite, I don't really see the point or value in arguing over which low level people knew what.

This.

All the faffing about the details is faff.

Vince McMahon is a Rapist. Many times over. And this is a bad thing to be. He is a bad man.

Very bad.

That is all that needs to be known.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


BrigadierSensible posted:

This.

All the faffing about the details is faff.

Vince McMahon is a Rapist. Many times over. And this is a bad thing to be. He is a bad man.

Very bad.

That is all that needs to be known.

if you wanna handwave for a system of multiple abusers and the people who were complicit, go ahead I guess

there's more than one bad man here if you actually treat this seriously

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lol endeavor bought wwe

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

TheKingslayer posted:

The King of Kings, The Asslicker, The Analingus Assassin.

Because Beepie is TP.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


WWE should burn, gently caress em

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

This.

All the faffing about the details is faff.

Vince McMahon is a Rapist. Many times over. And this is a bad thing to be. He is a bad man.

Very bad.

That is all that needs to be known.

This is one of the dumbest posts I've read on here regarding this entire situation

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


BrigadierSensible posted:

This.

All the faffing about the details is faff.

Vince McMahon is a Rapist. Many times over. And this is a bad thing to be. He is a bad man.

Very bad.

That is all that needs to be known.

[THIS IS WHAT SLIM JIM ACTUALLY BELIEVES]

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

We should just stop faffing about, chaps. Vince is a Very Bad Man, but now he's gone, and all that needs to be known is now known.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Majinfoose posted:

WWE should burn, gently caress em

imagine the smell

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i dont watch wwe i just like talking poo poo about it its fun

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao jackson should have just ended the fight when punk does that slow rear end spin kick 5 seconds in

e: oh my god the comments lmao

Punk is fighting for his life while Jackson is thinking about what he's gonna have for dinner lol

People give Punk a hard time about his performance in this match, but I think he did a great job blocking Jackson's punches with his face.

Punk (in the corner): What’s the score?
His coach: If you kill him in the next round, we’ll have a tie.



The absolute best part of this is that Jackson just constantly lets Punk have his neck, because he knows there's no way he thinks to try a guillotine.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Shine posted:

Because Beepie is TP.

I am Cornholio! I need Beepie for my bunghole!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sydney Bottocks posted:

This is one of the dumbest posts I've read on here regarding this entire situation

Seven Deadly Sins
Apr 5, 2009

I stole something that would make me fabulously wealthy...

But I eated it.

Liquid Communism posted:

The absolute best part of this is that Jackson just constantly lets Punk have his neck, because he knows there's no way he thinks to try a guillotine.

My favorite part of the video is at 1:30 where punk goes for the shittiest hanging guillotine i've ever seen, and Jackson just gently pushes Punk's hand off his neck, hooks Punk's neck, and sets him down on his back, all while Bruce Buffer is in the background looking completely loving baffled at what travesty is unfolding before him.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Shard posted:

He also chose poorly when deciding what cup to bring along for his beach pepsi

He also chose poorly when deciding to not bring a cup along for the Kojima match.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Art was terrified of grappling the day of the show. He would have gotten taken down and submitted because it was something completely foreign to him. If he had a real camp like Punk he wipes the floor with Punk but it was a bunch of dudes showing up to rep their sport and two ringers, one ringer with their family backing the show.

I'd have to see Punk finish someone to actually believe it was possible against another grown, athletic human being

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i dont watch wwe i just like talking poo poo about it its fun

same brother

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

The337th posted:

I'd have to see Punk finish someone to actually believe it was possible against another grown, athletic human being

I remember Punk doing an interview where he was really pissy about being tapped by other amateur judo guys while he was WWE champ.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i dont watch wwe i just like talking poo poo about it its fun

Same

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Dango Bango posted:

Lol at all of you criticizing the finisher and not the pin

If a man wants to eat rear end in the middle of the ring then I'm not going to say he can't.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Gonzo McFee posted:

I remember Punk doing an interview where he was really pissy about being tapped by other amateur judo guys while he was WWE champ.

CM Punk is like a living demotivational poster.
They said I couldn't do it. So I did it...and failed horribly.
They were right.
Just Give Up (reverse Nike Swoosh).

It would be tragic if it happened to anybody else.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

ChrisBTY posted:

CM Punk is like a living demotivational poster.
They said I couldn't do it. So I did it...and failed horribly.
They were right.
Just Give Up (reverse Nike Swoosh).

It would be tragic if it happened to anybody else.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/432616623225049088

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


mmy name was "CM Punk" and my catchphrase was "im injured"

Jeroen
Jun 2, 2004
I have been accused of a stalker!
Loser fuckface should be a real chant in wrestling

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



BrigadierSensible posted:

This.

All the faffing about the details is faff.

Vince McMahon is a Rapist. Many times over. And this is a bad thing to be. He is a bad man.

Very bad.

That is all that needs to be known.

You uhh... probably should've read the charges, or at least a summary, before posting this poo poo.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Jeroen posted:

Loser fuckface should be a real chant in wrestling

:hmmyes:

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Say Loser Fuckface the way Samantha Irvin says "Ludwig Kaiser"

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Jeroen posted:

Loser fuckface should be a real chant in wrestling

It already is, "CM PUNK, CM PUNK".

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


ahh yeah here he comes, big cm, phil brooks himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"Please, please, please leave the ringside area if this will.…if this will affect you."

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.

Hey Phil, nice shot.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lamuella posted:

ahh yeah here he comes, big cm, phil brooks himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart



lmao

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Punk should consider taking a commentary job ala Taz. That way he can avoid breaking like glass everytime he steps in the ring, but can do what he does best: be a giant blowhard on the mic

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


first night on commentary he dislocates his jaw.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Also don't give him a director headset or a script, just a mic and the prerogative to do hours of Ultra Whining every week you know he's got it in him.

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