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Stink Billyums posted:I don't know why but I'm laughing so hard right now 867-5309
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Jan 31, 2024 07:10
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Stink Billyums posted:I don't know why but I'm laughing so hard right now Numberwang!
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Jan 31, 2024 07:13
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Catastrophe posted:867-5309 That’s not how the rent song goes
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Jan 31, 2024 07:15
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Escape From Noise posted:The all-star varsity basketball player? hhaha yeah
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Jan 31, 2024 07:17
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525,600 inches How do you measure, measure Hunter's gear?
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Jan 31, 2024 07:18
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I also believe that chuds should stick to their trailer parks and countryside villages, and to keep out of matters that don't concern them, like economics, politics, and foreign policy.
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Jan 31, 2024 07:19
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ProperCauldron posted:the NFL broadcosts do not constantly cut to Taylor Swift.  Number nerds can't even number nerd correctly. You can't count commercial breaks, which changes the percentage to well over 1% and *slams hand on fake calculator baby toy a few times* my math shows that's practically all the time! It's the same number of people who die from covid injections or something!Accipiter posted:
It's me, I will eat Tay Tay's Bidencookies and contract the woke.  I didn't realize I've already eaten the cookies! Lifespan posted:Super Bowl 58. A commercial plays with Taylor Swift as the face on the screen of the 1984 Apple commercial. "Gayness is mandatory!" she exclaims. Then Ben Shapiro runs in the door and throws a laptop at the screen and it explodes. Trump 2024 shows as clean white text on a black background. Biden takes West Virginia by 8 points. 
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Jan 31, 2024 07:24
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Update: I don’t think Taylor actually needs to tell her fans who to vote for, she just has to start ridiculing Trump over his many flaws and this thing will be over.
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Jan 31, 2024 07:27
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Taylor Swift saving democracy is going to be a great chapter in future history books.
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Jan 31, 2024 07:36
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Yessssssss Another batch of anti choice terrorists FAFO  https://twitter.com/CivilRights/status/1752469704076128740?s=20 quote:
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Jan 31, 2024 07:37
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gently caress around and find out anti-choice terrorists.
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Jan 31, 2024 07:40
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You know what's scary to me regarding this Taylor Swift vs Trumpers talk here? You could play five 10-second clips of current pop songs and I would have no clue which is by Taylor Swift... and then I realize I have genuinely become one of those old "get off my lawn! kids, these days! back in MY time..." guys.-
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Jan 31, 2024 07:41
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Stink Billyums posted:I don't know why but I'm laughing so hard right now Countdown to YOU KNOW, THREATS'REA PARTTA CONGRESS - BUT U GOTTA LOOK AT WHOSE MAKIN' THE THREATS. THIS BIG HOG SUMMABITCH
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Jan 31, 2024 07:53
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The 6 facing up to 260,000 fines and 11 years
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Jan 31, 2024 07:53
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Lol at establishment republicans whipping up their base with bigoted causes for decades now wringing their hands because the inmates are running the asylum and taking all those years of culture war bullshit to its logical conclusion. "Who taught you to talk like that?" poo poo. Lmfao.
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Jan 31, 2024 07:53
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Catastrophe posted:You know what's scary to me regarding this Taylor Swift vs Trumpers talk here? You could play five 10-second clips of current pop songs and I would have no clue which is by Taylor Swift... and then I realize I have genuinely become one of those old "get off my lawn! kids, these days! back in MY time..." guys.- It's very easy now days with no one listening to commercial radio. I assume I must of heard a few of her songs playing somewhere over the last decade, but yeah would have no idea which. I wonder how you would even become a mass pop star now days with how fractured the music landscape is. I guess by going viral on social media?  I remember hearing some people say how there can't ever be a band as big as the beatles again, just because when the beatles were around most countries had like four radio stations and about as many TV stations, and the local record store would basically just have popular stuff. Now days I reckon a band could release an album that gets fifty million sales and it would be legitimately be quite easy for most people to completely miss it if they don't follow that genre.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:02
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:The 6 facing up to 260,000 fines and 11 years  NOOOOOO they are mistaken this man wasn't blocking the doorway he was trying to clean the abortion factory floor with his push broom
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Jan 31, 2024 08:08
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Jan 31, 2024 08:08
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Alan Smithee posted:
Heritage minute viewers will know this guy wants his peach basket back
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Jan 31, 2024 08:10
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At least in prison he can make sangria in the terlet ‘Course it’s shank or be shanked.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:10
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Jared is SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE, folks!
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Jan 31, 2024 08:16
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Alan Smithee posted:
genes so good that he has no mouth and no chin
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Jan 31, 2024 08:17
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LET’S-A GO (to prison)!
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Jan 31, 2024 08:21
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Halfassed Steve Underwood cosplay, 3/10
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Jan 31, 2024 08:22
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Lifespan posted:Super Bowl 58. A commercial plays with Taylor Swift as the face on the screen of the 1984 Apple commercial. "Gayness is mandatory!" she exclaims. Then Ben Shapiro runs in the door and throws
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Jan 31, 2024 08:22
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I thought this showed Babylon Bee had discovered a new joke, but then I realized I don't think this qualifies. 
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Jan 31, 2024 08:30
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Escape From Noise posted:I thought this showed Babylon Bee had discovered a new joke, but then I realized I don't think this qualifies. Hey, I'll give it enough credit to say it classifies as a joke. Person known for pillows goes to give much needed help building a wall, but oh no guess what, they build the wall out of pillows! An incredibly lame and bad joke, badly told, but I think it does met the standards of being called a joke (they did seem to put the punchline in the set up though so it is very borderline). When it comes to conservative humor even a bad joke badly told is quite the accomplishment. Usually it's not an actual joke, badly told.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:42
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priznat posted:Heritage minute viewers will know this guy wants his peach basket back is this some kind of canadian joke, sir?
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Jan 31, 2024 08:43
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dr_rat posted:Hey, I'll give it enough credit to say it classifies as a joke. Person known for pillows goes to give much needed help building a wall, but oh no guess what, they build the wall out of pillows! An incredibly lame and bad joke, badly told, but I think it does met the standards of being called a joke (they did seem to put the punchline in the set up though so it is very borderline). When it comes to conservative humor even a bad joke badly told is quite the accomplishment. Usually it's not an actual joke, badly told. Is it because his pillows are rock hard?? 
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Jan 31, 2024 08:51
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Junk posted:is this some kind of canadian joke, sir? If we can’t carry the ball how can we get a decent shot at the, heh, peach basket?? The old duffer on the ladder just makes me laugh to think about it. Possibly my fav HM.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:52
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As I've said to people for as long as I can remember: Always be wary of the do-not-trustache.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:53
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Junk posted:is this some kind of canadian joke, sir? priznat posted:If we can’t carry the ball how can we get a decent shot at the, heh, peach basket?? For the people who have no idea what is happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJJIacdF-E E: personally my favourite Heritage Minute is the flag one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikY7bMDVQTg Just John Matheson in a dark closet ranting about with dumb shitheads Mike Pearson and John Diefenbaker are.
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Jan 31, 2024 08:54
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in'shallah mods please make this my AV, same size too thank you in advance
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Jan 31, 2024 08:59
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Mustache culture is not on trial here!
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Jan 31, 2024 09:02
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The fat npc in every starting town who does the “technology is amazing!” speech, but it’s trump so he bumbles & rants through it
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Jan 31, 2024 09:02
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nine-gear crow posted:E: personally my favourite Heritage Minute is the flag one: Isn't that the Riddler from the 60s Batman TV show
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Jan 31, 2024 09:02
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nine-gear crow posted:Mike Pearson and John Diefenbaker 
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Jan 31, 2024 09:06
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Isn't that the Riddler from the 60s Batman TV show Nope. Though if you want a REAL "wait, is that...?" one, here's Don S. Davis, Stargate SG-1's General John Hammond, as a pisstank gold prospector getting thrown out of the Yukon by RCMP legend Sam Steele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc
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Jan 31, 2024 09:09
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Here of course is the complimentary version: 
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Jan 31, 2024 09:12
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First of May posted:Numberwang! Lol!
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