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That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. It's only used in the circus, for elephants.
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Yeah, you look like you put on five... ten pounds.
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Jan 27, 2024 02:20
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I said "easy big fella!"
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Jan 27, 2024 03:12
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Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?
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Jan 27, 2024 03:28
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There goes the money for the lipo.
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Jan 27, 2024 21:48
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If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:52
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I don't wanna live like this!!!
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Jan 28, 2024 04:14
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Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
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Boy, I have really had it with potee. He wakes me up again last night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up onto the roof to kill himself.
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Mr. Marbles?
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There was a man, he was trying to get into my apartment last night.... He was jiggling the doorknob for twenty-five minutes!! 
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Jan 31, 2024 01:01
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Well I'm not going over there, that's where The Lopper is.
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Jan 31, 2024 01:48
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I want to know what you did to this guy that he's after you!
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I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there.
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TheKingslayer posted:Well I'm not going over there, that's where Son of Dad
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Jan 31, 2024 03:32
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What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one 
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Jan 31, 2024 13:39
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The sea was angry that day my friends.
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Jan 31, 2024 15:06
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He thinks you're a phony.
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Jan 31, 2024 15:43
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Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
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God bless you.
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Jan 31, 2024 21:13
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El Diablo! Dios mio! 
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Gotta support the team.
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You think I can get him to change teams?
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Feb 1, 2024 05:06
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Cool hwip
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You just couldn't help yourself, could you Dongicus? You saw a thread brimming brightly with optimism and verve and you just had to snuff it out!
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Feb 2, 2024 01:33
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It's the kung pao. Ginette Reno likes his chicken spicy.
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Feb 2, 2024 01:41
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Dongicus posted:Cool hwip It's getting ridicurous.
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Feb 2, 2024 02:36
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I thought they were sending over an Asian woman.
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Oh, hello American Joe!! Which way to Hamburger/Hot Dog stand?!
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In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?
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For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow.
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Feb 2, 2024 18:16
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No, I mentioned the bisque.
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.
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You like tootsie rolls, don’t you? 
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Coffee And Pie posted:You like tootsie rolls, don’t you? I suck 'em down like Coca-Cola.
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Feb 2, 2024 23:30
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What kind of snowblower did you get us mixed up with?!? 
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https://www.businessinsider.com/george-constanza-jason-alexander-glasses-seinfeld-denzel-washington-malcolm-x-2024-2 Yes, they are bold...
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I don't know what to tell you, Elton.
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He was crazy. His phone wasn’t even hooked up.
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You know, I could have killed you, and no one would have noticed.
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