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Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
delaware judges have gone woke

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
i love that the abortion clinic idiots said their blockade wasn't premeditated because they assumed facebook messages couldn't be brought up in court

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

If I lost a court case I would simply sue the judge

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

snoremac posted:

I don't think you can sue a plaintiff on the grounds that you like the defendant.

sure you can. who’s going to stop you from filing a lawsuit?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

moist turtleneck posted:

i love that the abortion clinic idiots said their blockade wasn't premeditated because they assumed facebook messages couldn't be brought up in court

Or that a turncoat among them wouldn't absolutely roll over the second they got to the "find out" part of the process and disprove their claims.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

snoremac posted:

I don't think you can sue a plaintiff on the grounds that you like the defendant.

the "that one episode of better call saul where jimmy gives a speech about how you can sue anyone in america" school of law

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

A big flaming stink posted:

judges and lawyers are always going for corny dunks like this

Judge Dadd

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
If you were able to boo the judge for bad jokes with out coping contempt charges, I feel like judges would try to tell jokes less.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



delusional and gullible I-am-very-smart Gen Xers who were proud and loud vocal atheists in the 2000s need a jesus figure in their life to keep them going after realizing their dreams aren't going to come true.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol isn't Honda's assimo like 30 years old

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752516361799258318?t=RW-P3C1ed-3Bwd44EWg-eA&s=19

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

me (expert at walking):

yes. this looks great.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Why Elon Musk Is Comparing Index Fund Consultants to ISIS

https://archive.is/cWY16

quote:

In his latest explanation for wanting more control, he said this past week that the proxy advisers Glass Lewis and Institutional Shareholder Services, or ISS, pose a threat to him. Musk’s voting power at Tesla slipped following his sale of some shares, in part to buy Twitter in late 2022.

“I call them ISIS,” Musk said Wednesday of ISS, using the name of the militant group also known as Islamic State. “There’s a lot of activists that basically infiltrate those organizations and have strange ideas about what should be done.”

Shares of Tesla finished the week down 26% for the year
:elon:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752539100320788569
got mad at a thing so he googled it to find articles criticizing it again

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

classic debate strategy. i used to do that when I was 14 in the deviantart chatrooms in like 2004

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I bet his handlers and direct lackeys have had a miserable 24 hours since that ruling

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ha ha stay mad elon stay mad

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Ah the Lyin Leon Trotsky 2012 gambit. Masterfully done sir!

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Colonel J posted:

delaware judges have gone woke

the judge was apparently a woman. DEI strikes again?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

The video is 15 seconds long because that's how long the battery lasts

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
elon should offer to impregnate her but only if he gets at least half the money

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752539100320788569
got mad at a thing so he googled it to find articles criticizing it again

Look at this gullible NPC believing legacy media :elon::elon::elon::elon::elon:

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008

holy poo poo. holy loving poo poo. they've actually done it.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Colonel J posted:

holy poo poo. holy loving poo poo. they've actually done it.

Hot dog

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm loving the people who are actually upset that Elon didn't get 56 billion dollars. I have renewed vigor

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
optimus looks great, looking forward to spending $20k on it and forcing it to walk into oncoming traffic

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





moist turtleneck posted:

lol isn't Honda's assimo like 30 years old

Asimo could run, and it had a battery that lasted longer than a tiktok

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Will a Tesla stop for a crossing Optimus, will it know that it's already Terminal

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Elon Musk is somehow so bad at capitalism that he screwed up his own executive compensation in a state/country/world that absolutely loves executive compensation.

He truly is something special.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Dude thought “44 billion to pay off Twitter isn’t enough, I deserve 12 billion in walking-around money.”

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
lol I just realized he’s the first man to get owned for $100B, what a statistic

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
he is ftw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

that bipedal build is gonna stumble on anything but flat surfaces

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

coconono posted:

that bipedal build is gonna stumble on anything but flat surfaces

make more robots crabs

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


the woke-ist fake media will say that wasn't elon beating zuckerberg in a sick MMA fight but rather optimus in a sort of vinyl elon wrap

it's disgusting, really

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



16 words too long.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

I saw that robot “run” live at some Japanese museum in 2008.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


guy in the back with the green shirt is controlling it. epic

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

OPINION: "What’s irritating about Musk as we head into the 2024 election is that he could be an important voice. Not for Democrats, necessarily, but for the institutions of American democracy that made him possible," writes Michael Ian Black.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/michael-ian-black-elon-musk-makes-me-hate-myself-for-loving-my-tesla

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Cactrot posted:

Asimo could run, and it had a battery that lasted longer than a tiktok

Elon understands that our servants shouldn't be good runners or they will escape, that's his first law of robotics. He learned it as a kid at an emerald mine.

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