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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

vaginite posted:

The Democratic winner odds include odds of non-Biden winners, like Newsom is at 8 cents to Biden's 85 cents to win the primary.

It is wild to me that there is any doubt that the incumbent POTUS who is running for reelection will be the candidate for the party. Weirdly that applies to both parties in this race.

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Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Hollismason posted:

I mean polls were saying Trump would win re election and everyone flipped the gently caress out and yet Biden pulled off something thay hadn't been do e in 25 years.

Not really--the polls had Biden up by like 8 percent on average and he won by 4.4 percent. If anything, the polls were off in Biden's favor.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationwide_opinion_polling_for_the_2020_United_States_presidential_election

That said, it doesn't mean the polls are off in the same direction this time--they might have over-corrected, for example.

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jan 31, 2024

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Escape From Noise posted:

Why you Yahooin' porn in 2024
Something's going on, can I bite yo dick?

As the leader of the southwestern American catholic evangelical Baptist league, I want everyone to know that if you go onto Askjeeves.com and type in “boobies”, the devil will download into your conputer

I need to be given airtime on Fox News to talk about this

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Serious_Cyclone posted:

It is wild to me that there is any doubt that the incumbent POTUS who is running for reelection will be the candidate for the party. Weirdly that applies to both parties in this race.

Biden could die or be struck by lightning or something and drop out. It's typical of betting websites to overestimate that probability to drive betting

Ionicpsycho
Dec 25, 2006
The Shortbus Avenger.
Predictit is a silly place? They have South Carolina at 61c for "First primary in 2024 Dem. nomination"

I was not aware it was ever not that place.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Coolguye posted:

if you're asking me as some dude i'm 100% with you. these sites benefit from whipping people up into irrational frenzies, which is the exact same reason why we don't trust fox news. irrational frenzies benefit betting sites even more than fox news, so my instinct is to dismiss every data point from them forever.

but historically they have been noticeably more accurate than all but the top like 5% of pollsters. of course that still means they get it wrong a ton.

:hmmyes: For safety reasons, might stick to my principled presumption on this one.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

I get a lot of Michael Scott from that pic of Hunter

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


Poles looking favorable

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Serious_Cyclone posted:

I get a lot of Michael Scott from that pic of Hunter

PKMN Trainer Red fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 31, 2024

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Serious_Cyclone posted:

It is wild to me that there is any doubt that the incumbent POTUS who is running for reelection will be the candidate for the party. Weirdly that applies to both parties in this race.

Well it's dumb money betting that Biden falls ill or drops dead and they have to bring in a new candidate.

What's funny is those odds imply Trump is less at risk for losing the nom than Biden is. Biden is just health risk, where Trump is a bigger health risk, facing a million indictments, and still has a longshot primary challenger in the mix.

But Biden's health concerns have been played up a lot more by the media. Biden is hands down much healthier than Trump, but he doesn't wear a pound of bronzer and scream so he comes of more like an old man than Trump.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That's one bad rear end baby.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

So then all these folk are just fine with it if, say, a Jehovah’s Witness was walked up and sawed off the head of a statue of Jesus, because statues portraying the Lord are wrong in his eyes?

(No, they are mad because they are being told not to do a thing they want to do, their hypocrisy does not have any logic to it)

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:thunk:

So… sex in general is bad, but cigarettes, beer, and whiskey are A-OK for babies?!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:thunk:

So… sex in general is bad, but cigarettes, beer, and whiskey are A-OK for babies?!

Sex bad, drugs good!
Halfway to rock and roll.

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

:thunk:

So… sex in general is bad, but cigarettes, beer, and whiskey are A-OK for babies?!

Things I like - good. Things you like - bad. Try to understand.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




It's nice that they are finally acknowledging that slavery is a religion to them.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
It’s always fun to see what the next Knowledge Fight will cover, since Alex Jones will absolutely go bananas over this statue story.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LMAO

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007


what the poo poo is a life clinic??

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


nobodygetshurt posted:

what the poo poo is a life clinic??

Don't get me started on life clinics. They're christian run pregnancy clinics that tout themselves as a health center then do a bunch of lying bullshit and trickery to try and get moms to keep their baby.
Source: been to church fundraising that poo poo, been to life clinics

They're pretty much the sole reason people think fetuses have heartbeats when they're still a clump of like 20 cells. They do an ultrasound and a bunch of just regular noise it picks up they'll tout as heartbeats or point at nothing and be like oh it's EYES, etc.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 31, 2024

Mudlark
Nov 10, 2009

nobodygetshurt posted:

what the poo poo is a life clinic??

Those fake planned parenthood clinics that advertise themselves basically as planned parenthood to desperate young people who need services and, once roped in, basically hit you over the head with the bible and demand you rethink your abortion and etc without actually giving any services that planned parenthood would?

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/blog/what-are-crisis-pregnancy-centers

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

nobodygetshurt posted:

what the poo poo is a life clinic??

Those cool anti-abortion pro-forced birth places that dupe people into thinking they are being given proper healthcare but will not actually do anything that Phyllis schafly would disapprove of

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

They are rare, but I totally love it whenever I see that someone had a manic episode all over the back of their car. Like they took the time to get adhesive letters, wash the back of their car to have a good surface, and then one by one peel those letters off to slowly spell out some rabidly bad take in the hopes of communicating their craziness to the waitress stuck behind them in traffic that just wants to listen to her podcast in peace before her garbage job. Has anyone here ever known someone that has done this sort of thing because I am really curious what kind of person they are.

Ionicpsycho
Dec 25, 2006
The Shortbus Avenger.
Wait, gambling question. What's keeping me (besides self control and poverty) from simply putting money on one of every no option in a single bet? For example for the question "What will be the Electoral College margin in the 2024 presidential election?" there's 16 choices. Only one of those will be a Yes.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Don't get me started on life clinics. They're christian run pregnancy clinics that tout themselves as a health center then do a bunch of lying bullshit and trickery to try and get moms to keep their baby.
Source: been to church fundraising that poo poo, been to life clinics

They're pretty much the sole reason people think fetuses have heartbeats when they're still a clump of like 20 cells. They do an ultrasound and a bunch of just regular noise it picks up they'll tout as heartbeats or point at nothing and be like oh it's EYES, etc.

jfc

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Lifespan posted:

They are rare, but I totally love it whenever I see that someone had a manic episode all over the back of their car. Like they took the time to get adhesive letters, wash the back of their car to have a good surface, and then one by one peel those letters off to slowly spell out some rabidly bad take in the hopes of communicating their craziness to the waitress stuck behind them in traffic that just wants to listen to her podcast in peace before her garbage job. Has anyone here ever known someone that has done this sort of thing because I am really curious what kind of person they are.

I knew one person who wrote up a manifesto, but it was about how Jesus is water and water is life and swimming is prayer

She also was convinced that by leaving sea scallops out on the counter, they would cook

But regardless, you should probably read this thread, it is perfect for you

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3971471&perpage=40&pagenumber=88&noseen=1

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Lifespan posted:

They are rare, but I totally love it whenever I see that someone had a manic episode all over the back of their car. Like they took the time to get adhesive letters, wash the back of their car to have a good surface, and then one by one peel those letters off to slowly spell out some rabidly bad take in the hopes of communicating their craziness to the waitress stuck behind them in traffic that just wants to listen to her podcast in peace before her garbage job. Has anyone here ever known someone that has done this sort of thing because I am really curious what kind of person they are.

I used to work with one back in my college days. Small guy, very tidy hair, serial killer glasses. Drove an old white rape van with which he shuttled his 9 kids around back and forth from choir practice. Super religious, mostly kept to himself but wouldn't shut the gently caress up when you acknowledged him, and nobody gave him an aux cord because he'd put on his self-recorded album of him singing spirituals and blast it over the shop radio while singing along with it.

I've wondered how he's doing in these especially crack-ping-y days, but I'm afraid to check back up on him lest I end up on his radar again.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I thought they liked the devil, the guy that takes the blame for them every time they get publicly outed as immoral cockroaches.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


I want to live deliciously

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Escape From Noise posted:

And if Donald Trump marries a racehorse their kid is gonna be really fast.

picturing Barron running steeplechase, bounding over obstacles effortlessly, like a majestic gazelle

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Lifespan posted:

They are rare, but I totally love it whenever I see that someone had a manic episode all over the back of their car. Like they took the time to get adhesive letters, wash the back of their car to have a good surface, and then one by one peel those letters off to slowly spell out some rabidly bad take in the hopes of communicating their craziness to the waitress stuck behind them in traffic that just wants to listen to her podcast in peace before her garbage job. Has anyone here ever known someone that has done this sort of thing because I am really curious what kind of person they are.

I only knew someone with 200 bumper stickers I once asked them about it and the first 2 were to hide a scratch and after that they just sticker bombed the back of their car with whatever. If they went someplace they got a bumper sticker. It was a hideous mess of overlapping and not straight rectangles. It does not at all look the same as with form fitting stickers. They had terrible taste in everything, they also collected Nike shoes and funkopop.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Ionicpsycho posted:

Wait, gambling question. What's keeping me (besides self control and poverty) from simply putting money on one of every no option in a single bet? For example for the question "What will be the Electoral College margin in the 2024 presidential election?" there's 16 choices. Only one of those will be a Yes.

the same thing that stops you from placing equal bets on both black and red in roulette. the way the odds are generally calculated you cannot win money with this strategy.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

You guys realize that money inflows on bets move the line/odds, right? The purpose is to drive equal $ volume on both sides. It’s not a straight up odds thing.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Ionicpsycho posted:

Wait, gambling question. What's keeping me (besides self control and poverty) from simply putting money on one of every no option in a single bet? For example for the question "What will be the Electoral College margin in the 2024 presidential election?" there's 16 choices. Only one of those will be a Yes.

No, I actually got kicked out of a casino once because I bet on both black and red on roulette. It took them awhile but eventually they figured out how I was winning every game and got super mad.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
When looking at these polls I would like to remind everyone that every indication showed that 2022 was going to be an absolute blowout win for Republicans and yet they lost big to an incumbent who had a sub 50 approval rating during an economic downturn. That is insane and basically takes work to accomplish.

Basically what I'm saying is even if Biden is less popular and even if the economy is not great he probably has a great chance at winning reelection because Republicans really are that bad at reading the room and Trump has done nothing to gain the independents and undecideds he needs to win.

And if Trump is the Republican nominee and in prison prior to November it will be an absolute devastating blow to Republicans nationwide and you're going to see some absolutely ridiculous democrat victories in areas you wouldn't even imagine it possible.

I bet Texas actually goes blue.

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Three Olives posted:

No, I actually got kicked out of a casino once because I bet on both black and red on roulette. It took them awhile but eventually they figured out how I was winning every game and got super mad.

If you were winning every game what happened when it landed on the green zero.

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