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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

blatman posted:

when i upload the video of the natural disaster that defeats me, there will be a watermark in the corner for unregistered hypercane 2

Ha!

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

skooma512 posted:

That's RCP 8.5. SCP 8.5 is a being that consumes pure denial.

lol, poetic

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

skooma512 posted:

That's RCP 8.5. SCP 8.5 is a being that consumes pure denial.

Item #: SCP-8.5

Object Class: Apollyon Neutralised

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8.5 has been neutralised and no further Containment Procedures are required. Did you know that they opened up the world's largest carbon capture and storage facility in Iceland?

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
b-b-but plastic lets me post, and I can't imagine a world without posting...

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
For real though it is literally impossible to go back to a world where the convenience and cost efficiency of plastic isn't baked in

Imagine how much more it would cost to ship glass or metals containers of everything instead of lightweight plastic. :pressf:

Oh wait, we can just use paper, a fully renewable resource! :dumb:

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Car Hater posted:

b-b-but plastic lets me post, and I can't imagine a world without posting...

*monkey paw curls*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
But why hot models?

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020
I suppose in a sense this is all one freak gasoline accident

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6c_SDjrHc

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Samuel Glompers posted:

[Biosphere Collapse] I suppose in a sense this is all one freak gasoline accident

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

smoobles posted:

found a new horrifying wikipedia to read if you're a doomer slut like me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleocene%E2%80%93Eocene_Thermal_Maximum

pf everyone from birdwatchers knows this is merely from the last earth civ who hosed up

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

pf everyone from birdwatchers knows this is merely from the last earth civ who hosed up

Silurians ftw

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Samuel Glompers posted:

I suppose in a sense this is all one freak gasoline accident

kater
Nov 16, 2010

it’s going to be so hot this summer

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

kater posted:

it’s going to be so hot this summer

i cannot live another day without air conditioning

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Samuel Glompers posted:

I suppose in a sense this is all one freak gasoline accident

not gasoline but

https://x.com/upuknews1/status/1752577327194833352?s=20

Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!
i'm ready to be mole people

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

The Oldest Man posted:

i cannot live another day without air conditioning

This year I am not playing any games and am getting one installed for the first time

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Lol at the cut to the guy outside the cab breathing that poo poo in

Though tbh you might not fare much better inside, my truck curiously has no filter for drawing in outside air

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



blatman posted:

[biosphere collapse] unregistered hypercane 2

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Samuel Glompers posted:

I suppose in a sense this is all one freak gasoline accident

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

turns out how to blow up a pipeline is just sit back and watch the neoliberal rot

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
How to Poison a Shitload of Wildlife

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Plastic makes it postable.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

the last time there was this much CO2 in the atmosphere there were palm trees at both poles. that sounds kinda nice.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
reminder that dinosaurs originally evolved as cold environment specialists.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

SniperWoreConverse posted:

reminder that dinosaurs originally evolved as cold environment specialists.

how'd that work out for them?

:smuggo:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Scarabrae posted:

turns out how to blow up a pipeline is just sit back and watch the neoliberal rot

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1446630250012610560?lang=en

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

RandomBlue posted:

how'd that work out for them?

:smuggo:

pretty good so far, seeing as it's been getting increasingly cold since they showed up and they're still hanging around.
returning the climate to that by resetting the atmosphere to those days restricts a lot of modern life forms to the poles. bet it's gonna be some real moss & slug types where there's anything that's not a barren hell desert.

SniperWoreConverse has issued a correction as of 19:12 on Jan 31, 2024

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020



saw this guy and thought he belonged here

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Microplastics posted:

If there's anything I've learned from the last few years it's that sea level rise - long considered the main problem of climate change - is the least of our worries lol loving lmao

There's enough lag in the system that sea level rise will only come for us after climate volatility has finished off our agriculture. haha. hahahhahahahahahahAHAHAH

What's neat is that we'll lose topsoil in a few decades irrespective of climate mitigation or lack thereof! It takes a thousand years to replenish 3cm of topsoil.

Communist Cop
Jun 29, 2023

Perry Mason Jar posted:

What's neat is that we'll lose topsoil in a few decades irrespective of climate mitigation or lack thereof! It takes a thousand years to replenish 3cm of topsoil.

Love that industrial agriculture could be more appropriately named soil mining, really cool

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Mining soil and shipping it to the wheat refinery, smelting it into bread ingots

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Microplastics posted:

If there's anything I've learned from the last few years it's that sea level rise - long considered the main problem of climate change - is the least of our worries lol loving lmao

There's enough lag in the system that sea level rise will only come for us after climate volatility has finished off our agriculture. haha. hahahhahahahahahahAHAHAH

silver lining: famine and disease and heat death will empty coastal urban areas before death by drowning

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

MightyBigMinus posted:



saw this guy and thought he belonged here

Look at this lil guy heading to his first con dressed as his favorite Doctor :3:

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Yahoo news article about the 2024 hurricane season has the chart.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/global-ocean-record-snowballs-2024-014215249.html

stop sending me this chart.


seriously an incredibly doomer article for a boomer news place.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
is this finally the year that tampa bay faces its reckoning?

Charlatan Eschaton
Feb 23, 2018

thought i was gonna have a small tomato for lunch but somebody else beat me to it

:cheersbird: hope the seeds land somewhere good

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Microplastics posted:

Mining soil and shipping it to the wheat refinery, smelting it into bread ingots

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FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Laterite posted:

is this finally the year that tampa bay faces its reckoning?

:pray:

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