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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:sickos:

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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

This guy's been hit with Joker Gas.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

digital penitence posted:

Trump visiting the Teamsters headquarters today LOL





Look at me! I have hands. The best hands. Let me tell you a little story about when I was serving in the military and these hands choked a bear to death.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASU_wpcB-1I

edit: spoiler, he doesn't stop pointing how how Habba is bigly dumb.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jan 31, 2024

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Rhonne posted:

He has the face of a serial killer.

He looks like this guy with hair

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Very fitting that it is being investigated by the sergeant at arms

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Really love how as soon as he gets uncomfortable he reflexively starts doing frantic Accordion Hands

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mons Hubris posted:

He looks like this guy with hair



Senator Scott spending that money he stoll from the RNC on the good stuff.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
Help me out. Why M&Ms?

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.



cocaine.jpg

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

digital penitence posted:

Trump visiting the Teamsters headquarters today LOL





These look like someone told Donny he is very handsome.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.



I'm the one
Been grifting from you all along
I'm the one
Whose crazy you're relying on

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Accipiter posted:

He cannot use campaign funds to pay penalties.


He might not be able to do that but he is able to be given money directly to help pay his legal fees

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



LordoftheScheisse posted:

Help me out. Why M&Ms?

Buddy count yourself lucky you missed when the right wing media sphere (especially Tucker Carlson) completely melted the gently caress down when Mars announced they were replacing the green M&M’s high heels with flats.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Help me out. Why M&Ms?

They yassified the green M&M and chuds raged and called it the end of western civilisation.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Parkingtigers posted:

They yassified the green M&M and chuds raged and called it the end of western civilisation.

tbf, tucker wanted to gently caress that m&m

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Tucker Carlson went on the air and announced loudly to everyone that he'd no longer gently caress the green m and m

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

:lmao:

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1752778002822259011?s=20

https://twitter.com/whitemalevoter/status/1752749863404503189?s=20

quote:

A New Jersey man who wore a throwback Philadelphia Eagles beanie to the Jan. 6 riot was arrested by the FBI this week after online “sedition hunters” identified him with the help of facial recognition and Facebook photos from a 2020 family trip to the pumpkin patch.

Lee Giobbie, a 40-year-old financial adviser from Eastampton, New Jersey, was arrested on Tuesday and charged with several federal crimes, including felony charges of civil disorder and obstruction of an official proceeding. Giobbie, federal authorities alleged, yelled “move the gates!” over a bullhorn.

He was later recorded at the front of the mob yelling “push, push, push, push!” as they broke through another police line and then helped breach the Capitol building, pushing through the east doors leading into the rotunda, authorities said.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Coolguye posted:

sometimes i poop in the shower

Coolguye posted:

sometimes i poop in the shower

Then what? Waffle stomp it down the drain or Kobe it from the terlet to the tub?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Well that’s not a cornfield at all.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

digital penitence posted:

Trump visiting the Teamsters headquarters today LOL





Hey, did you know if your hand fits over your face you have a genetic predisposition for cancer?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Esplanade posted:

Send Jesus, guns, and babies

The poo poo has hit the fan
:dudsmile:

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

digital penitence posted:

Trump visiting the Teamsters headquarters today LOL





lol at the people hiding behind the corner and the pillar probably just hoping he leaves soon.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

You're rolling hard, the molly is peaking, and you have unrestricted access to the Capitol. What do you do?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Vire posted:

lol at the people hiding behind the corner and the pillar probably just hoping he leaves soon.

Keeping their distance in the stink-free zone.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
“As your Christian financial advisor, I must ask: how many red heifer’s have you bought recently?”

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

BigglesSWE posted:

“As your Christian financial advisor, I must ask: how many red heifer’s have you bought recently?”

“You think you can afford to pay a dowry of 2 fatted calves and a goat in this economy?”

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stink Billyums posted:

dunkin donuts changed their name to just dunkin a couple years ago

They were going to take it another step further and change it to DNKN. I believe they tried it in a few markets and then rolled it back.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Speedboat Jones posted:

“You think you can afford to pay a dowry of 2 fatted calves and a goat in this economy?”

Levitical law calls for a "Jubilee year" every 49 years where all debts would be forgiven and all property returned to its original owner so good luck squaring THAT circle, Mr. Christian Financial Advisor

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
As much as I love to see these gullible fuckers caught, I can't help but get the heebee-jeebies every time I hear facial recognition software was used to do anything.

"Smithers, who is that man who did not kiss the ground for the entirety of Trump hour?"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DangerDongs posted:

As much as I love to see these gullible fuckers caught, I can't help but get the heebee-jeebies every time I hear facial recognition software was used to do anything.

"Smithers, who is that man who did not kiss the ground for the entirety of Trump hour?"

if you were ever in a photo that was posted on facebook by anyone, that image was sold to spammers and the government.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Speedboat Jones posted:

Then what? Waffle stomp it down the drain or Kobe it from the terlet to the tub?

I know what your meant, but my brain still envisions a turd-carrying drone crashing into his toilet.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

if you put enough lovely bronzer on your face, AI can't detect you

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

digital penitence posted:

Trump visiting the Teamsters headquarters today LOL



Where is ORB?????

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Speedboat Jones posted:

Well that’s not a cornfield at all.

Chuds make for good bumper crops

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Nocheez posted:

I know what your meant, but my brain still envisions a turd-carrying drone crashing into his toilet.

Mods change my name to turd-carrying drone

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

In remembrance of the new Christus.



:piss:
:pisstape:


Durf posted:

it is common sense to have a diverse investment portfolio containing both pop starlets and explosive ordinance

Need a soundtrack for your NATOwave music videos :lol:

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