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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




I love that these idiots are still getting randomly nabbed, imagine being at J6 knowing that you did some wildly illegal poo poo and are just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

The FBI should make a big announcement saying "If you just turn yourself in we will give you a deal but if we have to come get you we are throwing the entire library"

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Silly Burrito posted:

Where is ORB?????

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1752781933904384387

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

From the party that delayed emergency Covid stimulus funds so the checks could be printed with Donnie’s trademark loop-de-poopie signature.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

To be fair Mr. Mystal, I don't think there's anyone in this country that hasn't been smarter than Tom Cotton their entire lives. In fact, I'm willing to bed there are octopods and birds that can claim the same.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

funeral home DJ posted:

I'm willing to bed... octopods and birds...

:thunk:

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Why are y’all so riled up over Tom cotton? So he didn’t know a foreign country, what’s the big deal?

Congressman, you say? For over a decade? On the House Foreign Affairs committee? Now a Senator? Has repeatedly been weird and hawkish about China?

Well, that’s extremely concerning. That can’t be right. Someone should look into this.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

"Kid"

I've encountered this childish insult a bunch over the years but it's usually someone in a Call of Duty lobby who's calling people names because they're angry they lost the previous round. PS: You may hate Tom Cotton but he was born in 1977..... kid.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

rotinaj posted:

Why are y’all so riled up over Tom cotton? So he didn’t know a foreign country, what’s the big deal?

Congressman, you say? For over a decade? On the House Foreign Affairs committee? Now a Senator? Has repeatedly been weird and hawkish about China?

Well, that’s extremely concerning. That can’t be right. Someone should look into this.

It’s extremely funny people are suprised Trump became president.

It’s like they never paid attention to politics pre Trump. They are all like that

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

funeral home DJ posted:

To be fair Mr. Mystal, I don't think there's anyone in this country that hasn't been smarter than Tom Cotton their entire lives. In fact, I'm willing to bed there are octopods and birds that can claim the same.

Only dude dumber than Cotton is Tommy Tubs

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

poo poo, Freudian slip finally exposed me as the weird porn guy I am. Awaiting my ban, my account will die with honor.

rotinaj posted:

Why are y’all so riled up over Tom cotton? So he didn’t know a foreign country, what’s the big deal?

Congressman, you say? For over a decade? On the House Foreign Affairs committee? Now a Senator? Has repeatedly been weird and hawkish about China?

Well, that’s extremely concerning. That can’t be right. Someone should look into this.

Yeah, Tom Cotton is one of the big reasons why our representative democracy is a real poo poo-show because somehow we have people with 7th-grade reading levels making it into Congress and pushing for laws and policy based on Fox News and whatever Saturday morning cartoons they remembered as a kid. Dude's a loving maniac.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

Go home The Deep, you’re drunk.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

CharlestheHammer posted:

It’s extremely funny people are suprised Trump became president.

It’s like they never paid attention to politics pre Trump. They are all like that

I remember a video of a hearing between Congress and some armed forces general discussing a US base on some tiny island, and a congressperson asking "are you at all concerned that by building up the base, you could cause the island to tip over?" and the general just dead-panning with "We aren't concerned about that".

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

They all sound like Mark Twain characters to my euro ears

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



funeral home DJ posted:

To be fair Mr. Mystal, I don't think there's anyone in this country that hasn't been smarter than Tom Cotton their entire lives. In fact, I'm willing to bed there are octopods and birds that can claim the same.

There are organisms that live in thermal vents at the bottom of the Marianas trench that are smarter than Tom Cotton.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

rotinaj posted:

Why are y’all so riled up over Tom cotton? So he didn’t know a foreign country, what’s the big deal?

Congressman, you say? For over a decade? On the House Foreign Affairs committee? Now a Senator? Has repeatedly been weird and hawkish about China?

Well, that’s extremely concerning. That can’t be right. Someone should look into this.

Cotton has a long and storied history of being dumb. This is the same dolt that referred to slavery as "necessary."

He's from Arkansas, so they definitely sent their best.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Catastrophe posted:

"Kid"

I've encountered this childish insult a bunch over the years but it's usually someone in a Call of Duty lobby who's calling people names because they're angry they lost the previous round. PS: You may hate Tom Cotton but he was born in 1977..... kid.

Hey wait, Elie Mystal is younger than Tom Cotton

Dude has some white hair for being only 45

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-verdict-judge-engoron-ny-fraud-case-due-in-february-2024-1

Feb 5th maybe :(

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Tom (not an Army Ranger) Cotton was upset they’d stopped playing video of him running in terror from the J6 mob, and decided to get back in the news by channeling McCarthy WITCH HUNT!

e: nm I’m an idiot, that was Josh Hawley running.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

quote:

"A verdict in Trump's NY fraud trial won't come until February, a source told Business Insider."

"Judge Arthur Engoron had said he'd try to get it done by the end of January. That won't happen.

Bold statements from an incredible source, at 6pm on January 31.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Catastrophe posted:

"Kid"

I've encountered this childish insult a bunch over the years but it's usually someone in a Call of Duty lobby who's calling people names because they're angry they lost the previous round. PS: You may hate Tom Cotton but he was born in 1977..... kid.

Elie is also "very online" and often talks about playing video games.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Yeah, I’m just joshin’. Tom Cotton super sucks and more people need to be aware of how bad he is.

I am just unsure if he actually does not know that Singapore is his own thing or if he is going all conspiracy theorist “governmental borders over there don’t matter, it’s all the ChiComm conspiracy”

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
He absolutely does not know that Singapore is a separate county.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



at some point you just have to accept that america is not sending their best people

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

withak posted:

He absolutely does not know that Singapore is a separate county.

If you asked him to find it on a map he'd probably point to Taiwan or Indonesia or something

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Ghostlight posted:

at some point you just have to accept that america is not sending their best people



Does…does she not know what the Pacific Ocean is?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Apollodorus posted:

Does…does she not know what the Pacific Ocean is?

I guarantee you she could not point to the pacific ocean on an unlabled globe.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Republicans reversing Roe v Wade, leaning into it, and then declaring war on Taylor Swift thinking they were just gonna 3 Day Special Military Operation her is proof they’re cut from the same cloth as a pice of poo poo like Putin.

It’s salt in the wound you loving morons…

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Toxic Mental posted:

If you asked him to find it on a map he'd probably point to Taiwan or Indonesia or something

In his defense, he is both ignorant and racist so just cut him some slack OKAY? Jeez, y’all are so snobby sometimes.

(me, married to a SE Asian studies professor, needing to remember not everyone has extensive dinner table convos about the Malay world)

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Guys don't be mean to Laver -- oh she's an adult hahaha

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Apollodorus posted:

Does…does she not know what the Pacific Ocean is?

This a post from a few years ago.

But as to your question: No, she does not. Lavern Spicer is a loving idiot.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ghostlight posted:

at some point you just have to accept that america is not sending their best people



Grateful, suddenly, for my AP-level courses in high school. God drat that is dumb.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

big nipples big life posted:

I guarantee you she could not point to the pacific ocean on an unlabled globe.

"Well there's your first problem, the Earth is NOT a globe"

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Nessus posted:

How did those polls compare to the ultimate result?

I was referring to those elections, but I probably could've said it better.


Demvers boyfriend?

TremorX posted:

"Well there's your first problem, the Earth is NOT a globe"

Shut the gently caress up, the circular ice wall is real and powerful and my frifriend.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Nocheez posted:

I know what your meant, but my brain still envisions a turd-carrying drone crashing into his toilet.

no answer i give could be funnier than this so i'm just going to canonize this as what happens

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


lol a petition

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
An invasion? What even does that mean? But good luck with the whole petition thing.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
our God given constitutional right to ask you to sign a petition

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

devmd01 posted:

Go home The Deep, you’re drunk.

The Deep doesn’t need booze to do any of that

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nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

kazil posted:


lol a petition

..... is he invading Mexico? what the gently caress does that mean??

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