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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Kirios posted:

That's quite baffling to me. The Lions' defense has been their clear weakness since he has been the DC - frequently in the bottom third of the league.

Lions DBs rank as one of the worst units in the NFL.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kirios posted:

With Slowik and Johnson bowing out...I have no idea who the Commanders will go for as the head coach.

Vrabel maybe?

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

wandler20 posted:

Vrabel maybe?

Dan Quinn

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Kirios posted:

That's quite baffling to me. The Lions' defense has been their clear weakness since he has been the DC - frequently in the bottom third of the league.

Players love him and there's a clear talent issue on the Lions defense. I don't know if there's also a scheme problem that can be tied to him but I think if you're looking for a culture overhaul (which WAS needs IMO) then he'd be a good pick. Then again, they just moved on from a players' coach who specializes in defense...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The lions are hot poo poo so everyone on that team is getting the glow up. Dude should take any job he can do he can get payed and can go back to being a DC in three years

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

quote:

In the days after, an embittered Saleh conducted research. He wanted to see how teams led by the NFL’s best coaches performed when playing without their star quarterback. He found that Bill Belichick, Mike McCarthy, John Harbaugh, Zac Taylor, Mike McDaniel, Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay all had losing records in those situations — and that Mike Tomlin was the lone exception.

:yeah:


FizFashizzle posted:

the power of a 5'9 guy doing Starting Strenght is real.

that's the guy I wanted the Panthers to hire but Tepper has to have his Christian alcoholic adulterer book writing porn addict or whatever.

Did I miss something about Canales, or is this a joke I'm whooshing on?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


kalensc posted:

Did I miss something about Canales, or is this a joke I'm whooshing on?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...hy/72406984007/

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kirios posted:

With Slowik and Johnson bowing out...I have no idea who the Commanders will go for as the head coach.

Belichick is still lurking. But honestly as much as I love Bill he is a TERRIBLE fit for a team embarking on an extensive rebuild

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

This weirdo really should be the Texans' coach.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
The only names left that Washington has interviewed and are available are Eric Bieniemy, Dan Quinn, Anthony Weaver, and Aaron Glenn.

None of those sound that appealing, especially for a franchise hoping to start anew with new ownership, GM, and a top 2 QB imo.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Commies should hire Bill.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Kirios posted:

That's quite baffling to me. The Lions' defense has been their clear weakness since he has been the DC - frequently in the bottom third of the league.

Have you seen the players on the Lions defense?

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

shirts and skins posted:

lmao my team's head coach went from older than my dad to younger than me :pressf:

Benne posted:

I am pleased with the hire :)

A million times both of these.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


shirts and skins posted:

lmao my team's head coach went from older than my dad to younger than me :pressf:
It's kinda unsettling how the shift from "I'm older than all the players" to "I'm older than all the coaches" happened virtually overnight

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


one harbaugh looks a lot older than the other, why is it so

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fat Jesus posted:

one harbaugh looks a lot older than the other, why is it so

Dealing with children

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


YOLOsubmarine posted:

6 years seems to be the norm these days. Canales got 6, Demeco got 6, Steichen got 6, etc

There are six coaches in the league who have been in their current position for six years or more. Two more will hit that mark next year.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


a neat cape posted:

Dealing with children

wow, i understand now.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Okay, that is extremely cursed.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
It's so loving creepy that this dude dragged his wife around on a book tour where they talk about what a piece of poo poo he was to her. Evangelicals are such freaks.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Eh. More importantly we poached the chiefs contract nerd away to be our contract nerd. Good drills.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

mcmagic posted:

It's so loving creepy that this dude dragged his wife around on a book tour where they talk about what a piece of poo poo he was to her. Evangelicals are such freaks.

Seriously, i hope she’s got some kink around being publicly embarrassed bc good lord

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Seriously, i hope she’s got some kink around being publicly embarrassed bc good lord

This never came out with him in Tampa?


Sure hope our Christian Don Jon coach can actually lead!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1752813071129887175?t=Uq04hZsKelWEDbRDBnclOw&s=19

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

gtfo Chargers

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1752777274917593383

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 31, 2024

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014



quote:

In the book’s foreword, former NFL coach Tony Dungy wrote:

Now that's an endorsement!

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Relentlessboredomm posted:

Seriously, i hope she’s got some kink around being publicly embarrassed bc good lord

Her Instagram contains 0 pictures of the two together lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Heck yeah

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Relentlessboredomm posted:

Seriously, i hope she’s got some kink around being publicly embarrassed bc good lord

My partner escaped the evangelical church in her early twenties and when I told her about all this she didn't blink. This is very common in those circles. The wife's job is to serve the husband and in that instance it meant sitting by his side for his book tour or whatever.

ozymandius1024 posted:

This never came out with him in Tampa?

Sure hope our Christian Don Jon coach can actually lead!

He released this book shortly before taking the bucs coordinator job, like at the end of 2022. No idea how you don't get that book nix'd once you start moving up the coaching chain, but those evangelical books are always money scams, as Kalli can attest.

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jan 31, 2024

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

really queer Christmas posted:

Now that's an endorsement!

lol good lord

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Seriously, i hope she’s got some kink around being publicly embarrassed bc good lord

If When he does it again it’s most embarrassing for her but the whole thing feels like a no win scenario for anyone involved. Even the audience for the book loses because they presumably get brow beaten into accepting their garbage husbands’ infidelities.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1752833554231304456?s=20

https://x.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1752834804179947850?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



As someone who went to a few WPI games in 2001, I can say nothing about him except lol.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Honestly he seems to have an impressive enough resume. Hopefully he doesn’t suck

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mcmagic posted:

This weirdo really should be the Texans' coach.

I figured you'd support a coach who will inevitably be caught jerking it in the work bathroom.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Mega64 posted:

I figured you'd support a coach who will inevitably be caught jerking it in the work bathroom.

why are you barging in on someone during his federally mandated break??

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




mcmagic has a hate boner for all things Houston sports just leave 'em alone

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

As someone who went to a few WPI games in 2001, I can say nothing about him except lol.

I almost went to WPI :pseudo: Til it sank in that it would mean living in early 2000s Worcester

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Kirios posted:

mcmagic has a hate boner for all things Houston sports just leave 'em alone

You had literally a youth pastor running your football operations for 3 years!!!!!

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