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16-bit Butt-Head posted:cm vince menacing the teenage mutant ninja turtles with his partner shredder his name is VK Punk
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That DICK! posted:vince mcmahon has gone to new lengths to ensure his triumphant return to the wwe universe... lmao
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Feb 1, 2024 04:23
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That DICK! posted:his name is VK Punk lol
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That DICK! posted:his name is VK Punk And he has brought gift cards.
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Trying posted:I have no mouth, and I must scwweam i liked this
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Thank you EMF and That DICK!
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I know that people here don't like WWE and they're right but I wanted to tell a cute story about some of my students. I showed a picture of the 1852 painting "Union" and asked my students who they saw in the picture. One kid said "John Cena" and I said "no you don't, there's no way.... You can't see him" and one girl kinda looked at me. Most other kids were looking at the picture on their desks so I did the waving hand over the face thing and she flipped out and yelled "did you guys see Mr. Grem do the face thing?" Less of a fan thany one Roman Reigns loving student but it was cute.
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That DICK! posted:vince mcmahon has gone to new lengths to ensure his triumphant return to the wwe universe... Vince, Phil, Johnny Ace, and an unnamed personal trainer "shunting" into a single fleshy mass like the end of the movie Society.
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maruhkati posted:Vince, Phil, Johnny Ace, and an unnamed personal trainer "shunting" into a single fleshy mass like the end of the movie Society. The straight edge society waits for youuuuu
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Waffleopolis posted:I was looking through the internet to look at posts about Punk's injury. I saw one hypothesis about Punk on Reddit's SquaredCircle and I didn't think much of it (due to being Reddit), but reading it start to make actual sense. clean people dont suffer multiple tricep tears.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:clean people dont suffer multiple tricep tears.
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The Miz’s weakness is catching people on the outside of the ring.
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And also bonking his noggin on the arena floor after getting clobbered by Cena.
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edogawa rando posted:And also bonking his noggin on the arena floor after getting clobbered by Cena. So committed to not catching people he can't even catch himself...
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projecthalaxy posted:So committed to not catching people he can't even catch himself... Caught the floor instead.
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it's funny because its true
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:it's funny because its mean
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STONE COLD 64 posted:clean people dont suffer multiple tricep tears. They do when they've spent 25 years wrestling, most of them hurt in one way or another. Wrestling is really, really hard on your body. You don't just do roids and not get bigger and then tear a muscle. The roid tears happen when the muscle becomes too strong for the ligaments. If Punk was roiding enough to tear his tricep, you would be able to tell at a glance. There's plenty of reasons to hate on Punk, no need to invent new ones.
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Freudian slippers posted:They do when they've spent 25 years wrestling, most of them hurt in one way or another. Wrestling is really, really hard on your body. You don't just do roids and not get bigger and then tear a muscle. The roid tears happen when the muscle becomes too strong for the ligaments. If Punk was roiding enough to tear his tricep, you would be able to tell at a glance. i wouldn’t say he has spent 25 years wrestling
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He's eatin those trenbolone sanwiches
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If a doctor prescribes it then it doesn’t count this is entry level poo poo and you’re talking about an Olympic calibre mental gymnast
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Has anyone made one of Punk being pulled out of the leg lamp crate from A Christmas Story?
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Freudian slippers posted:They do when they've spent 25 years wrestling, most of them hurt in one way or another. Wrestling is really, really hard on your body. You don't just do roids and not get bigger and then tear a muscle. The roid tears happen when the muscle becomes too strong for the ligaments. If Punk was roiding enough to tear his tricep, you would be able to tell at a glance. I'd have to find it again but I read a study in the past few years where doctors examined clean bodybuilders and steroid users. Clean lifters clocked no upper body tendon ruptures while the users had something like a 17% instance of upper body ruptures. So Punk must be remarkably, impossibly unlucky to blow two upper body tendons while being clean.
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I can buy that he blew two tendons clean but it also means he's either sick and doesn't know it or the wear and tear on his body is so bad that he should not be in the ring and he built up that wear and tear in a shorter time than most wrestlers which is very unlucky. That's really it, he's either juiced or is one of the unluckiest people to live.
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Feb 1, 2024 15:19
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Everyone in pro wrestling is on gear. It's a body business.
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Dango Bango posted:Everyone in pro wrestling is on gear. It's a body business. Punk always looked like an old drug addict, even though I don't think he ever really juiced.
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Feb 1, 2024 15:41
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TheKingslayer posted:I'd have to find it again but I read a study in the past few years where doctors examined clean bodybuilders and steroid users. Clean lifters clocked no upper body tendon ruptures while the users had something like a 17% instance of upper body ruptures. If Punk had been injured bodybuilding, this would be applicable. But he wasn't, he was injured in wrestling, which is a completely different set of circumstances and stresses on the body. No idea if he's clean or not, just pointing out that this doesn't prove anything either way.
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I think we can all agree that the best outcome is punk has been on steroids the whole time and has looked like poo poo for the past 20 some years regardless of the gear
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Yeah as funny as it would be if this was clear evidence of punk being gassed up it feels pretty obvious that there’s a difference between the kind of strain you’re putting a body through lifting heavy things up and down vs getting thrown around in a wrestling ring
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EVGA Longoria posted:If Punk had been injured bodybuilding, this would be applicable. But he wasn't, he was injured in wrestling, which is a completely different set of circumstances and stresses on the body. The study specified the injuries usually didn't occur while lifting weights but usually from lifting mundane objects, falls, or during sports activity.
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TheKingslayer posted:The study specified the injuries usually didn't occur while lifting weights but usually from lifting mundane objects, falls, or during sports activity. I'm not aware of many other sports that involve catching other grown mean flying at you at maximum speed and then falling onto concrete, so I'm still gonna say none of those are really comparable to the strains at speeds they'd be seeing in wrestling. But fair enough.
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cm punk is on the barry bonds gear, he’s juiced out of his mind
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I think it's heartbreaking that Hangman's chops made Punk fear for his life so deeply that he felt forced to break his long held ethical code and get on the gas in an act of self-defense. Sloppy shop.
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It is entirely possible to do steroids and still look like garbage. The dude in Icarus got on the juice and did worse at sports than when he was off it.
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TheKingslayer posted:I'd have to find it again but I read a study in the past few years where doctors examined clean bodybuilders and steroid users. Clean lifters clocked no upper body tendon ruptures while the users had something like a 17% instance of upper body ruptures. I doubt he's on the gas. I think his issue is that he's not particularly athletic and has been pushing himself to perform at the level of his often highly-athletic peers for decades. His body isn't suited for the poo poo he's been doing with it and now it's breaking down.
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CombineThresher posted:I doubt he's on the gas. I think his issue is that he's not particularly athletic and has been pushing himself to perform at the level of his often highly-athletic peers for decades. His body isn't suited for the poo poo he's been doing with it and now it's breaking down. lol remember when he botched two buck shot lariots in a row?
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