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i mean forget even invasive stuff, at this point seeing SV's track record I'd be scared to put on a robot exoskeleton that's supposed to improve my strength because it'd bend my knees the wrong way or something
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Feb 1, 2024 16:23
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Cookie Cutter posted:You can count me out, catch me on the streets rocking a brown distressed bomber jacket, just an analogue guy making it work in this crazy digital cyber world... you will get rekt by my sandevistan powered mantis blades
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Feb 1, 2024 16:24
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Going to become the first cyber psycho. Going to get all of the implants and poo poo, it's going to own
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Feb 1, 2024 16:24
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the milk machine posted:*looking around at all the cool tech companies doing good stuff* man i would really like to pay these people a lot of money to put their computer inside me I'm reading the stories about the people who got bionic eyes that stopped working when the company went bankrupt, personally
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Feb 1, 2024 16:37
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let me be one of the first victims of cyberpsychosis i will be fine i promise i will only hurt bad people like billionaires
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Feb 1, 2024 16:38
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moist turtleneck posted:I'm not a brain doctor but aren't there already devices that do this but in less invasive ways
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Feb 1, 2024 16:57
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Sestze posted:im at the point where i don't answer my cell anymore because of spam calls, and my landline is borderline unusable, why the gently caress would i willingly sync a device to something inside of my brain so you can get ads for the next cyber truck
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Feb 1, 2024 16:58
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It is a device to jam in other people’s brains to make them a slave. Slavery is critical to their vision of the future.
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Feb 1, 2024 17:22
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These’s a reason they don’t see a fundamental difference between a robot and a person in a costume. They both function as slaves.
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Feb 1, 2024 17:26
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WoodrowSkillson posted:let me be one of the first victims of cyberpsychosis i will be fine i promise i will only hurt bad people like billionaires neuralink cyberpsychosis causes you to post insanely racist things on twitter that no human mind could previously have thought up
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Feb 1, 2024 17:29
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doctor looking at my computer usage of neurolink: latina big rear end, wet latina rear end, bubble latina big juice rear end, juice latina rear end..... neurolink is winning and ftw
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Feb 1, 2024 17:30
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Elon is going to upload his consciousness to the computer like Johnny Depp did in that one movie only instead of using nano-bots to destroy the government or whatever Johnny Depp did in that movie Elon is going to make all the Tesla's fart
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Feb 1, 2024 17:30
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Bar Crow posted:It is a device to jam in other people’s brains to make them a slave. Slavery is critical to their vision of the future. Well that sounds even more useless, I already have covid vaccine in my veins.
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Feb 1, 2024 17:31
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Elon will make RIFTS real
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Feb 1, 2024 17:59
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752955275756064988 just sad at this point
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Feb 1, 2024 18:03
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2am watching videos about Judas guy
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Feb 1, 2024 18:10
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i mean forget even invasive stuff, at this point seeing SV's track record I'd be scared to put on a robot exoskeleton that's supposed to improve my strength because it'd bend my knees the wrong way or something Japan has exo suits for moving elderly patients and they have broken bones before. no link because finding it is now impossible
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Feb 1, 2024 18:13
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752955275756064988 At X we don't have age gates! Is a very interesting thing to say given recent events.
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Feb 1, 2024 18:21
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Noobtoob lmao
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Feb 1, 2024 18:22
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External Organs posted:2am watching videos about Judas guy His sleep hygiene is probably bad under most circumstances but I bet that 56 billion has him in a fun state
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Feb 1, 2024 18:28
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only the most ftw people browse X at 11:30 at night watching movie trailers
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Feb 1, 2024 18:29
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Haha Noobtoob. Freakin ownage, sir!
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Feb 1, 2024 18:29
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Does Elon know you can just put in whatever you want and click through those age screens?
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Feb 1, 2024 18:34
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withak posted:Does Elon know you can just put in whatever you want and click through those age screens? Neuralink doesn't have that functionality
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Feb 1, 2024 18:35
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withak posted:Does Elon know you can just put in whatever you want and click through those age screens? does he know you have to log in to twitter to see tweets at all
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Feb 1, 2024 18:36
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the milk machine posted:*looking around at all the cool tech companies doing good stuff* man i would really like to pay these people a lot of money to put their computer inside me ngl I'd trade my gall bladder for USB storage
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Feb 1, 2024 18:36
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The REAL Goobusters posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752955275756064988 Yes, come to X and bypass the legal age checker that some countries impose on movies and games.
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Feb 1, 2024 18:37
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withak posted:Does Elon know you can just put in whatever you want and click through those age screens? He is crying because age restricted videos can't be watched via embedding on other sites. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYR-gxtLd_A
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Feb 1, 2024 18:41
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Think "McDonalds" to regain the ability to do math
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Feb 1, 2024 19:02
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Karach posted:Think "McDonalds" to regain the ability to do math [tweeting at mcdonalds official account] please post your menu on X, getting a fricken age gate to access your noobsite
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Feb 1, 2024 19:03
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lol Our lawyers told us the truth but the liar guy says otherwise. We shall do a knee jerk reaction for you Lord elon https://twitter.com/Jason/status/1753073747656130832?t=majxJL53zJqGdeUJ1wnQ3A&s=19
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Feb 1, 2024 19:24
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He knows that he can't get double jeopardy class action therefore https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752922071229722990?t=UkyPcrj6h6OxRjJFmv1Y_w&s=19
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Feb 1, 2024 19:26
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moist turtleneck posted:lol Good thing tech startups thrive with big interest rates. Take that Delaware; you aren’t going to be a part of the sweet Toaster with a subscription money.
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Feb 1, 2024 19:27
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I bet there's some fun discussions going between the senior lawyers and accountants at Tesla right now.
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Feb 1, 2024 19:33
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moist turtleneck posted:He knows that he can't get double jeopardy class action therefore The people have spoken! We are officially moving Tesla to the great state of "Go gently caress Yourself And Jump Off A Cliff You Piece Of poo poo"
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Feb 1, 2024 19:41
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how many CFOs have they gone through
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Feb 1, 2024 19:41
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Thank god this guy wasn’t born in america or else the republicans would elect him. honestly they might try anyway.
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Feb 1, 2024 19:45
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Panfilo posted:Elon showing a smidge of critical thinking all of the sudden? Never seen him question the narrative to this extent before... You say that as if he's not prepared to credulously slurp up whatever excuse the worst people on Twitter put in front of him. He was clearly never very smart but it's loving wild watching this guy get dumber and dumber and dumber because he's publicly mainlining his company's product around the clock.
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Feb 1, 2024 20:04
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withak posted:I bet there's some fun discussions going between the senior lawyers and accountants at Tesla right now. I'll bet https://x.com/deitaone/status/1753021728127652013
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Feb 1, 2024 20:16
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moist turtleneck posted:lol So mad the compensation package his brother gave him was cancelled by a judge and a shareholder  Please don’t write in the paper I’m mad while I scramble to gently caress over my company and incorporate in a lovely state. Same with Jason, haphazardly making sweeping business decisions because Elon said to.
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