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Rooster Brooster posted:it is his destiny to pick up the mantle of "the round mound of touchdown" But he’ll never be The Hefty Lefty, or the mighty Battleship Lorenzen.
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fartknocker posted:But he’ll never be The Hefty Lefty, or the mighty Battleship Lorenzen. but He Ate Me is still in play
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It's sacrilege to bestow the many nicknames of the Pillsbury Throw Boy onto a guy who makes us suffer through mind numbingly terrible insurance commercials and whose favorite condiment is motherfucking ketchup like a toddler or an orange moron. It's bullshit and I won't stand for disrespecting his legacy
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Something tells me J-Load enjoyed himself some ketchup too. Just along with many other things.
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I bet he at least preferred a good BBQ sauce or mustard over ketchup like a real man!
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Ketchup, bbq sauce, mustard, and portly qbs are all good.
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It's perfectly fine and normal that two candidates who gave the Broncos a hard no last year have taken head coaching jobs elsewhere this year. I think the Broncos are perfectly healthy as a franchise and on track.
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I find ketchup disgusting and then turn around and the only condiment I desire on hashbrowns is ketchup and when I crave a mcdonald's cheesburger once in a blue moon it's the ketchup / mustard / onions combo that really scratches that itch. What I'm telling you is I contain ketchup multitudes
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a shameful afc west thread poster moving to food chat with their team in the superbowl but yeah, same for me. i used to put ketchup on *everything*, now it's only for fries and tots, which I cannot eat without it??? i can't even do ketchup on burgers anymore. mustard or nothin' the broncos should trade a third rounder to free evero from carolina. just picks for coaches, every year, keep it goin'
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Rooster Brooster posted:a shameful afc west thread poster moving to food chat with their team in the superbowl Not like we have much to say in the middle of Pro Bowl week 
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Rooster Brooster posted:a shameful afc west thread poster moving to food chat with their team in the superbowl do you want to hear more about taylor swift I can do that if you're missing it
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Food chat is superior to pretty white girl gifted career by rich parents chat
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If every upper middle class white girl could turn that opportunity into a billionaire singing career more would try.
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Untold thousands actually do try, she was just the one in a million success story. There's nothing particularly amazing about what she does in any part of her craft. Not hating at all btw, this is pretty much most pop stars in general. She has a great team around her that's kept her brand unassailable and she clearly has a pretty good sense of what the masses want from her. Edit! So anyway, I plan on punching myself in the balls during the Superbowl as penance for idolizing Bo Jackson as a kid and choosing his team to root for. I've gotten a team that used to be legendary but has been a river of piss and poo poo, with the occasional bout of extreme mediocrity, for most of my lifetime. Pray for me Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Feb 1, 2024 |
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yeah she's not amazing or anything, enthralling billions with her voice. just a regular dude.
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I was at the Royals game after Bo Jackson announced he was going to play for the Raiders and not the Chiefs and he was booed RELENTLESSLY but even then as a child I was like...yyyyyeah I would too. The Chiefs were liquid poo poo around then.
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Hey you had a young Okoye and Albert Lewis! Being that bad got you Derrick Thomas (RIP) so there's also that.
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words to send terror and chills down anyone's spine! Spanos is a huge loving dork
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just saw Harbaugh on TV saying wonderful things about the Spanos family. Best owner ever who really wants to win.
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Fat Jesus posted:just saw Harbaugh on TV saying wonderful things about the Spanos family. Best owner ever who really wants to win. What's he supposed to say
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When Mahomes occurred, it seemed like the rest of the AFCW stocked up with edge rushers at all costs to try stop him, which didn't work, so now they're hiring Wonder Coaches. except the raiders who got some guy.
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a neat cape posted:What's he supposed to say yes, he said all the right things to the standard questions they always ask. I learned nothing but his kid's names and where they coach.
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Fat Jesus posted:When Mahomes occurred, it seemed like the rest of the AFCW stocked up with edge rushers at all costs to try stop him, which didn't work, so now they're hiring Wonder Coaches. except the raiders who got some guy. What should the other teams try then
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Fat Jesus posted:When Mahomes occurred, it seemed like the rest of the AFCW stocked up with edge rushers at all costs to try stop him, which didn't work, so now they're hiring Wonder Coaches. except the raiders who got some guy. I wish my team had tried to hire competent coaches after Kubiak retired but it took a hot minute to find the groove
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a neat cape posted:What should the other teams try then Clone Hamilton Calidus fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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a neat cape posted:What should the other teams try then This is the Chargers. They are pain in my assholes We get the QB Chargers must get the QB We get the coach Chargers must get the coach We get the payroll Chargers can not afford Great success
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I think the Broncos, Chargers and Raiders should temporarily merge into an NFL Kaiju using the best players from each team and grind the Chiefs into paste until Mahomes retires a shattered and broken shell of a man and then we can resume our regularly scheduled slap fights and poo poo posting with the knowledge that we did a great service to football fans everywhere. No idea what to call the Kaiju team yet Clearly Herbie is the QB and I'll be glad that I get to finally root for him since he seems like a good dude Defense is gonna be lit with Maxx finally getting help across the line Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Black Sunshine posted:I think the Broncos, Chargers and Raiders should temporarily merge into an NFL Kaiju using the best players from each team and grind the Chiefs into paste until Mahomes retires a shattered and broken shell of a man and then we can resume our regularly scheduled slap fights and poo poo posting with the knowledge that we did a great service to football fans everywhere. In Steagles tradition, your team can be the West Coast Choncers/Chonkers
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a neat cape posted:What's he supposed to say
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LiquidFriend posted:"These loving idiots reverse mortgaged the team so I can coast on an LA beach. Suckers." Of all coaches that would theoretically get paid and coast, I don't think Harbaugh is among them
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I actually want the AFCW to be a 4 way fight up to week 17 because why not
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Fat Jesus posted:I actually want the AFCW to be a 4 way fight up to week 17 because why not How about 3
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a neat cape posted:How about 3 Yeah raiders will be forever bads until Mark Davis dies of syphilis or whatever
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I'll always have faith in the Raiders to immediately implode and go back to maximum suck again, but it's funny to pin them as the division's guaranteed fail when the Chargers still need to prove there isn't a lingering curse since abandoning San Diego and the Broncos are still the Broncos 2nd in the division at 8-9 is no big achievement, but it's a lot more than I expected from pre-season all the way til McDaniels got canned
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The337th posted:I'll always have faith in the Raiders to immediately implode and go back to maximum suck again, but it's funny to pin them as the division's guaranteed fail when the Chargers still need to prove there isn't a lingering curse since abandoning San Diego and the Broncos are still the Broncos My brother there's been a curse long before the relocation
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