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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Bryan Keith is so loving good at everything. His facial expressions are those of a pissed off cartoon character.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:siren: A reminder that you have until midnight on January 24th to get in your Top Ten Lists for this year's Top Ten Favorite Wrestlers of the Year Thread. :siren:

Edit: Hey all, I extended the deadline for submissions for The Top Ten Active Wrestlers of 2023 Thread, please pop by and add in a Top Ten before midnight Eastern of Friday, January 26th!

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 25, 2024

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
huge card tonight

quote:

Anaya & Camaro Jackson vs. The Righteous (Dutch & Vincent)

Nyla Rose vs. Laynie Luck

Zak Knight vs. Aaron Solo

Cole Karter & Griff Garrison (w/Maria) vs. Spanish Announce Project (Angelico & Serpentico)

Blake Christian & Willie Mack vs. The Outrunners (Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd)

Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie (w/Johnny TV) vs. Kiera Hogan, Lady Frost & Trish Adora

ROH World Tag Team Title Proving Ground Match
Gravity & Gringo Loco vs. The Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett)

Lee Johnson & The Infantry (Carlie Bravo & Shawn Dean) vs. Iron Savages (Boulder & Bronson) & Jacked Jameson

Heather Reckless vs. Red Velvet

Billie Starkz vs. Tootie Lynn

Ethan Page vs. Kody Lane

Abadon vs. Robyn Renegade

Jon Cruz vs. Jack Cartwheel

Anthony Henry vs. Action Andretti

Four Corner Survival Match
Slim J vs. Rocky Romero vs. Josh Woods (w/Mark Sterling) vs. JD Drake

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

5 women's matches! drat we're eating.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
serp and jon cruz!

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



graph posted:

serp and jon cruz!

I can't believe TK booked them both on the same show, those dudes hate each other.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I miss the Mack Attack team [Ninja Mack/Willie Mack] it was a good paring.


rantmo posted:

I can't believe TK booked them both on the same show, those dudes hate each other.

I wonder if Ben Dejo will also be there on stand by or something

Oasx
Oct 11, 2006

Freshly Squeezed
At some point that coward Jon Cruz will stop dodging Serpentico so they can have match.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Oasx posted:

At some point that coward Jon Cruz will stop dodging Serpentico so they can have match.

Nyla must make this happen, she's the only one we can trust.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
lol wtf is this Mortal Kombat graphic for Ethan Page

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


God I fuckin hate what they're with Billie's makeup in these promo shots

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Snakeman and Angelico have the best entrance graphics in the company

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


IT WAS OLD MAN JON CRUZ THIS WHOLE TIME!?

THEY WOULD HAVE WON TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Nyla is incredible in this role, I'm so glad she's getting time to shine

e; loving amazing, how did they shoot another Dalton/Johnny segment that rivaled the first

Barry Bluejeans fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 26, 2024

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Barry Bluejeans posted:

e; loving amazing, how did they shoot another Dalton/Johnny segment that rivaled the first

Pro wrestling is art.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Hey,

Anthony Henry is cool as poo poo.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



2024 is the year of Jack Cartwheel.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Okkult posted:

2024 is the year of Jack Cartwheel.

He's the perfect kind of dumb wrestling gimmick (and his gymnastics really are beautiful to watch.)

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

rantmo posted:

He's the perfect kind of dumb wrestling gimmick (and his gymnastics really are beautiful to watch.)

pommel horse elbow drop :wow:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Tonight's card:

quote:

Singles Match
Brady Booker vs. Elijah Drago

Singles Match
Nyla Rose vs. Emmy Camacho

Six Man Tag Team Match
Braxton Hunter, Jon Cruz & KM vs. Iron Savages (Boulder & Bronson) & Jacked Jameson

Singles Match
Aaron Solo vs. Dalton Castle

ROH World Tag Team Title Match
The Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett) (c) vs. Fred Rosser & Tom Lawlor

Singles Match
Slim J vs. Ethan Page

Singles Match
Billie Starkz vs. Killa Kate

Tag Team Match
The Infantry (Carlie Bravo & Shawn Dean) vs. The Righteous (Dutch & Vincent)

Singles Match
Queen Aminata vs. Reiza Clarke

Singles Match
Gringo Loco vs. Bad Dude Tito

Four Corner Survival Match
Diamante vs. Kiera Hogan vs. Trish Adora vs. Red Velvet

Four Corner Survival Match
Blake Christian vs. Alex Zayne vs. Lee Johnson vs. Jack Cartwheel

Tom Lawlor sighting! Loco/Teets and the four corners matches also look neat.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Fun little card. I'll check it out if I'm awake.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Fred Rosser and Filthy Tom?! Oh yeah I'm checking that out.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Disappointed in the card but will tune in until the Mr. No Days Off match.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Ugh, I'm going to have to try and endure a loving Righteous match because the Infantry are great.

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


rantmo posted:

Ugh, I'm going to have to try and endure a loving Righteous match because the Infantry are great.

MJF did really kill them stone dead

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Vincent sucks but I love Dutch.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Pylons posted:

Vincent sucks but I love Dutch.

I love dutch and think vincent is fine!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
it seemed like they were doing something neat with Lance and Jake but that hasn't been followed up on in weeks

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



The Taxman posted:

MJF did really kill them stone dead

No, their lack of talent killed them stone dead. I have never liked them and nothing they've done has caused me to change my mind.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
it can at once be true that The Righteous aren't very good and that they were much better off before MJF came along

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Barry Bluejeans posted:

it can at once be true that The Righteous aren't very good and that they were much better off before MJF came along

They are in the exact same place on the card.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



At least when they were feuding with Dark Order we got to see Stooo a bunch :sigh:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
this is wholesome and all but I don't know if Ethan Page, White Meat Babyface has legs

e; god, Dalton's commitment to this bit is genuinely inspiring

e; e; Orange Sunshine lmao

Barry Bluejeans fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Feb 2, 2024

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Good lord that was a hard hitter.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Gringo is so goddamn good, I wish he could get on AEW more often

e; that Harvey Danger reference felt like it was specifically targeted to me

Barry Bluejeans fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 2, 2024

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
the dalton john tv story is my favourite storyline in wrestling right now lol perfect execution on a fun idea

I also love seeing them give nyla more time to show her personality. she's great

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


There is no heterosexual explanation for the Nyla / Lexi segment. The little adjustments of clothing etc were very deliberately creating a very specific energy there.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

rantmo posted:

Ugh, I'm going to have to try and endure a loving Righteous match because the Infantry are great.

Those guys suck

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Can't stand any military pride gimmick.

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rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



It's not normally my thing either but Dean and Bravo are so much fun to watch that it doesn't rankle me. I guess that and the fact that it's a based on them both being legitimate veterans and not that they're playing soldiers or anything like that.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

this is wholesome and all but I don't know if Ethan Page, White Meat Babyface has legs

For me, this is the most I've liked him so far, I never really bought him as a heel, especially not when he tried to get intense and angry. I think he's a stronger character just being low key, pleasant, and charming, it's a stronger place to start from to turn heel again someday because people might actually give a poo poo about him.

As for Dalton Castle, he should be on TV every week, he's a treasure.

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