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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
There's no bicycle anywhere near him though

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Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/L0PpJgN.mp4

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Skarsnik posted:

Mildly nsfw

You can see it coming a mile away, and still, lol

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Even dunebuggys have rollcages

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


My first guess was "She's going to brace her hands on the back side of window and the leverage is going to pop it out"

In the end *something* popped out, I suppose

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/Vb1MWYy.mp4

:ohdear:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Any landing that you can walk away from...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Eodyne1/status/1753075663270187285



steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Elon musk desperately trying to mime "!!" while on the witness stand

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Hoisted by his own street fighters

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
PYF Schadenfreude: Umm.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Just introduce this exhibit, and the judge will understand.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

So a boss is the most vital part of the team, without which the job becomes nigh on impossible to accomplish? :hmmyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UByQPHNyqyk

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Platystemon posted:

Just introduce this exhibit, and the judge will understand.



Only that first guy is happy with the change

loving sycophant

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Obviously the leader has a great rear end.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Alright men, forward!"

"Oh no poo poo genius. If you weren't so bootylicious I'd quit in a heartbeat."

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Karate Bastard posted:

Obviously the leader has a great rear end.

And your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://packaged-media.redd.it/axk4...d59fda7686f#t=0

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
*drives to the Tesla dealership so fast to buy my own Tesla that I crash into the sales floor like i was already driving a Tesla*

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

[whispering]: “Mercedes.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
oh its not even a tesla. how do you explain that video then

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lmao at these yokels who never heard of a drive thru before

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

She nailed the parking job pretty well

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Long store

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer



Soul Dentist posted:

There's no bicycle anywhere near him though

Yeah, why do you think he misses so bad?

Platystemon posted:

[whispering]: “Mercedes.

Actually pretty good commercial for that car, can drive through a building like it ain't no thang.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I can only imagine the court reporter got tired of typing "Elon Musk: Umm." at some point

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Mercedes Benz: the best cars with the worst owners. And the legendary be/orstest model was even called the Pullman.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Angel is a good show and it has both Mercedes McNab and Julie Benz

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

derp posted:

oh its not even a tesla. how do you explain that video then

I’ll let The Onion do that.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Glottis posted:

I can only imagine the court reporter got tired of typing "Elon Musk: Umm." at some point

i can unfortunately hear it with the highest level of fidelity in my mind's eye. that Elon tech bro patois. its the worst intrusive thought I've had today

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


derp posted:

oh its not even a tesla. how do you explain that video then

If you watch to the end when she drives out of the store you can see the brake lights come on once she's clear of the building

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

CainFortea posted:

If you watch to the end when she drives out of the store you can see the brake lights come on once she's clear of the building

Love that. Didn't even think of braking until she had driven through an entire building.

You don't see so many of these from Europe as automatics are still relatively rare. Stick your foot down like that and it'll just stall - going to see more as hybrids get more popular though, so that'll be fun.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Blues Brothers did it better imho

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

She nailed the parking job pretty well

And she can, indeed, park there

That’s what it matters

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Concerning

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Inceltown posted:

This boils down to how well you think you can invest the money you have vs how much interest you will get charged on a loan.

In this case I’m pretty sure that it’s more that his comp package is mostly stock, and if he were to sell $44 billion of Tesla stock to finance the Twitter purchase, he would tank the stock and gently caress himself because that’s where most of his wealth is.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I just get an error message for that

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Subjunctive posted:

In this case I’m pretty sure that it’s more that his comp package is mostly stock, and if he were to sell $44 billion of Tesla stock to finance the Twitter purchase, he would tank the stock and gently caress himself because that’s where most of his wealth is.

The comp package is all unvested option grants so it is trivial to rescind.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Mr. Nice! posted:

The comp package is all unvested option grants so it is trivial to rescind.

What does that have to do with him wanting to borrow money to buy Twitter instead of paying for it out of his own assets?

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