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Wife and I were planning a one night getaway where we leave the kiddo with my brother for the night. Of course my kid has spent all week sick with a cold and now has pinkeye. We got antibiotics, but I have some concerns about sending him to my brother’s place with something like that. Hopefully it gets a lot better tomorrow, but he’d still need to take eye drops. Also I’m fighting off a cold as well. God trying to make any plans with a kid is so loving awful. I swear that half the time we try to plan something it goes to poo poo thanks to one of us getting sick.
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lol I know that video scam is probably so effective on some people, but I’m just imagining how hard I’d laugh at someone trying to blackmail me with that. SIR, I am the ur-internet masturbator. I cut my teeth downloading single frame captures off mIRC chat. I jerk off left handed because I learned with my right hand on a mouse. Good loving luck. If there’s some mystery person that didn’t know a 40yo dude who grew up on the internet masturbates, they’re just going to have to learn the hard way. Bird in a Blender posted:Wife and I were planning a one night getaway where we leave the kiddo with my brother for the night. Of course my kid has spent all week sick with a cold and now has pinkeye. We got antibiotics, but I have some concerns about sending him to my brother’s place with something like that. Hopefully it gets a lot better tomorrow, but he’d still need to take eye drops. Also I’m fighting off a cold as well. It’s wild how much your kids know to have some disaster when you’re trying to do anything. Take a week off between jobs? Take two weeks off around a holiday with lots of school days? Plan a weekend getaway for some needed alone time with your wife? It’s like every microbe entrains directly into their eyes, ears and upper airways as soon as you make the plan.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Wife and I were planning a one night getaway where we leave the kiddo with my brother for the night. Of course my kid has spent all week sick with a cold and now has pinkeye. We got antibiotics, but I have some concerns about sending him to my brother’s place with something like that. Hopefully it gets a lot better tomorrow, but he’d still need to take eye drops. Also I’m fighting off a cold as well. Having no kids rules lol my significant other and I do whatever we want and bone down frequently. I tip my hat to you parents, regular life in late stage capitalism is exhausting itself. Adding kiddos on top of everything else seems miserable. I hope you get a night off soon, comrade!!!
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Having no kids rules lol my significant other and I do whatever we want and bone down frequently. See you’re smart, whereas I am a complete dumbass.
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The masturbating videos ransom guy doesn't have to worry about his kids giving him COVID and ruining vacation, I bet
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Ether Frenzy posted:The masturbating videos ransom guy Conan was really reaching for skits in the end
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My wife has tomorrow off so we're gonna do the marital sex in the morning and then go to lunch somewhere. You don't have to wait until night to have a date night!
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Quiet Feet posted:My wife has tomorrow off so we're gonna do the marital sex in the morning and then go to lunch somewhere. You don't have to wait until night to have a date night! Scheduled sex, how exciting.
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swickles posted:Scheduled sex, how exciting. Tell me you don’t have kids without saying you don’t have kids.
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swickles posted:Scheduled sex, how exciting. Brother, if your scheduled sex ain’t exciting, that’s on you
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You know who has the most exciting scheduled sex? The masturbating videos ransom guy
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Quiet Feet posted:My wife has tomorrow off so we're gonna do the marital sex in the morning and then go to lunch somewhere. You don't have to wait until night to have a date night! Congrats on the future sex!
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I have discovered that one cat really hate Whar Is Love and meows at me for the entirety of the song. Cats.
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Whar? Is this a sea shanty?
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swickles posted:Scheduled sex, how exciting. Yeah we totally had both of our secretaries mark this down months ago and had to fill out forms in triplicate.  Ornery and Hornery posted:Brother, if your scheduled sex ain’t exciting, that’s on you
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Bum a cigarette off someone and let them know a different way.
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My son is playing in the Squirt International tournament this weekend and they had all 64 teams on the ice for opening ceremonies tonight. It was madness. 
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This ad is unhinged and perfect and I want PStew QBing my team https://twitter.com/Sonic_Hedgeblog/status/1753080114223677873?t=srqRhuW4ykP00ATuI-bkGw&s=19
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Ahahaha. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1753128740811371003?t=1ubAmiylerK7IJGJCvrY8Q&s=19 Yes, these are clearly musicians of completely identical popularity and relevance.
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Air Skwirl posted:Ahahaha. Look at the size of that collar. He looks like a child who dressed up in his dad's clothes edit: 
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swickles posted:This ad is unhinged and perfect and I want PStew QBing my team  no notes
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Jesus Christ if kid rock of all people is truly your best draw then you’re literally a carnival
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I hate Peter Thiel, but gently caress yes. https://x.com/JoePompliano/status/1753154608178827647?s=20 I don't want to see someone run a four minute mile, I want to see them run a one minute mile.
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celebrities are by and large idiots who live in a different universe and why anyone would take their advice on anything is beyond me
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Air Skwirl posted:I hate Peter Thiel, but gently caress yes. I've been following this for a while and I honestly hope they pull it off, because watching a steroid golem snatch or jerk the weight of a small car is going to be fun.
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Ether Frenzy posted:How much are you people paying for burritos?? Let me tell you about the burrito economy in San Diego and how out of control it's gotten
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swickles posted:This ad is unhinged and perfect and I want PStew QBing my team When are they gonna put Jon Taffer in one of these because Bar Rescue is pretty much the only thing I watch on Paramount+
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Amy Pole Her posted:Jesus Christ if kid rock of all people is truly your best draw then you’re literally a carnival Kid Rock in his prime wasn't even half the draw Swift is now, much less older bigger rear end in a top hat current day Kid Rock lol Who is even close to Swift's level of global popularity at the moment?
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LeeMajors posted:Tell me you don’t have kids without saying you don’t have kids. This right here
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Shinji2015 posted:Kid Rock in his prime wasn't even half the draw Swift is now, much less older bigger rear end in a top hat current day Kid Rock lol BTS, though military service is interfering with that.
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saintonan posted:BTS, though military service is interfering with that. BTS was my first thought, but I hadn't heard anything new in a while from them (because of the military service I suppose). But that's also an act the American right hates because of Kpop stans mocking Trump back in '20
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Shinji2015 posted:BTS was my first thought, but I hadn't heard anything new in a while from them (because of the military service I suppose). But that's also an act the American right hates because of Kpop stans mocking Trump back in '20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
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I think I want to make the "Throw the Child" QB wrist play my new avatar.
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If you combine The Weeknd Drake and Bieber maybe you equal Tay Tay but wrong country and all that
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Brother, if your scheduled sex ain’t exciting, that’s on you My wife keeps rescheduling  swickles posted:This ad is unhinged and perfect and I want PStew QBing my team Patrick Stewart is an international treasure and I appreciate the writers maintaining Picard's long-established disdain for children.
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Back in one of the N/V threads when she first started going to games, someone compared her right now to peak popularity Michael Jackson, which if nothing else has been an easy way for me to explain it to some older family members or people who don’t follow her, because even if they didn’t like Michael Jackson themselves, everyone knew how massive he was for like a decade in the 80s/early 90s.
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Idris Elba be getting that  for saying one line in that ad.Also upon cursory internet research Patrick Steward is not left-handed, which makes me wonder if he tried throwing Arnold that way to make Tua (who is left-handed) feel better. fartknocker posted:Back in one of the N/V threads when she first started going to games, someone compared her right now to peak popularity Michael Jackson, which if nothing else has been an easy way for me to explain it to some older family members or people who don’t follow her, because even if they didn’t like Michael Jackson themselves, everyone knew how massive he was for like a decade in the 80s/early 90s. You know TayTay is big when Weird Al did a parody of one of her songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwqFgnl4rMs Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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And even as famous as Swift is now, and I believe she's the most famous person under God's sky right now, she's not going to get close to the likes of MJ or Elvis. Just not possible without the monoculture they thrived in, and even less possible than that as politicized as everything is now.
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