Soul Glo posted:

He said “proper company and not a carny shitshow”

Dan getting to do 8 hours of primetime tv Burgle My Bananas or whatever would be chaos

Chris James 2 posted:

Punksutawney Phil saw his shadow, 6 more months of injury

Gonzo McFee posted:

I would love Cody to be in charge of Creative. Full, unadulterated Codyverse and the total control of The Elite in American professional Wrestling.

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Shaman Tank Spec posted:

gently caress, man.

I'd have to start watching the WWE. I can imagine some too serious wrestleman getting constantly angrier and redder until he looks like a fire truck as Dan Ryckert explains the 7 pages of increasingly convoluted rules for the Hell in a Cell in a Shell championship Mario Party tournament.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

if the road to wrestlemania you followed brought you to this,… of what use was the road

Chris James 2 posted:

Punksutawney Phil saw his shadow, 6 more months of injury

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rotinaj posted:

The only way Cody will finish the story is by bonus stars making him randomly win the Mario party at the last second

weekly font posted:

Should I go after the “unbeatable” guy who only beat me with cheating or the annoying fuckface with the loser belt I beat three times one of which with a broken titty? Long term storytelling that only captain trips could put together.

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Drakkel posted:

Roman's title run will continue unabated for another 1,000 days and Cody will have spent his entire second WWE run fighting Seth Rollins over and over and over again (and maybe a slight scuffle with someone who the company no longer wishes to acknowledge)

Rarity posted:

Don't remember Cody scuffling with Vince

A Fancy Hat posted:

Brock Lesnar is also getting the "he's gone so everything's okay!!!" treatment in the WWE.

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Fart Radio posted:

A question that's on my mind: if we get our collective wish and there's a total cleaning house of WWE's upper management and culture, who does TKO get to run the company?

That DICK! posted:

99 percent???

Codependent Poster posted:

I think from Seth's perspective it makes sense. He wants a challenge, it's a big deal to be chosen by the winner of the Rumble, and he can offer a fair fight without any interference. Plus Cody has beaten him so denying Cody the win at Mania is a great way to make up for those losses.

Likewise Cody might see that as the easier way to get his moment so you can get why he would be tempted by that offer.

Now it absolutely needs to end with Cody choosing Roman otherwise Cody looks like a dweeb, but the offer and his considering of it is fine

RealityWarCriminal posted:

it'll be the principled girlboss who left the company when all this happened, stephanie

Miching Mallecho posted:

The funniest thing about all of this is that they could've just split the Roman belts in the past year but instead created the "well he doesn't want to lose ever so now we got this belt" championship



And Roman has 3 belts actually too, I just remembered

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I'm very careful about saying, like, where you work is your family. Because I think your family is your family and where you work is your job. But it's been a great support system. And just certain looks from certain people I get, and then I start crying again, you know? And Cody's one of them. He's a great dude. This locker room is everything the business is supposed to be. It's everything the business was sold to me as being. And it's remarkable, and that's why I'm so sad. I'm not sad I hurt my arm, I'm sad I'm temporarily out of this amazing situation.