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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I too want the guy that regurgitates 90s VHS heat tapes to be a serious wrestler.

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

coconono posted:

I too want the guy that regurgitates 90s VHS heat tapes to be a serious wrestler.

I only said bad comedy. He can be funny in a good way, the Cole poo poo was just terrible a lot of the time.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Canadian1774/status/1753154395598979259

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Gone already

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

"This news (Mercedes going to AEW) is proof she is only in it for the money"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

MassRafTer posted:

"This news (Mercedes going to AEW) is proof she is only in it for the money"

Vincels walking around like you should be in pro wrestling for the experience

Fuckin’ marks

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

MassRafTer posted:

"This news (Mercedes going to AEW) is proof she is only in it for the money"

Not the passion or the love like in WWE.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Guillermus posted:

Yeah, google will put in my history list any video or short I scroll down because whatever reason. Of course I started to diss any WWE video because half of them are from Attitude era channels that hate anything else.

That's cause of the autoplay "feature" that plays videos if you hover over them. You can turn it off in YouTube settings, I only recently found that out

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

"This news (Mercedes going to AEW) is proof she is only in it for the Moné"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
extremely hosed up that people work for the places that pay the most and also aren't helmed by a cadre of sexual assaulters

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i want to work in a place for exposure, double so if that place will expose your naked body to coworkers without your consent

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Logging onto the internet on February 1st 2024 and trying to figure out what embarrasses me as a wrestling fan

https://twitter.com/Vick_8122/status/1753052972332777763

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, sure, WWE might have brought back a man who they knew to be a serial sexual predator into our TVs for a cheap pop, but did you consider Pockets bad?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

didn't Great Sasuke and Ultimo Dragon do dueling tombstone piledrivers once? I know that's a spot I've seen.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nastyism doesn't understand how the Oscars work :(

https://twitter.com/ThisIsNasty/status/1753478392304005573

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753435866821808304?s=46
https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753438202784882792?s=46

“Sure, they may have turned one of Dragon Gate’s biggest stars into a comedy jobber, but you can play him in WWE 2K20!”

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

coconono posted:

didn't Great Sasuke and Ultimo Dragon do dueling tombstone piledrivers once? I know that's a spot I've seen.

Penta and El Hijo Del Vikingo did it at a tiny lucha show I went to last year. I foolishly stopped recording not knowing they were both gonna hit each other with the same move again.

It was great seeing the two still put on a banger of a match in front of like 100 people. Penta didn't really hang around, but Vikingo showed up early and stayed late to sign stuff and pose for photos. Genuinely seemed happy even headline even a small gym show. It's hard not to like a guy like that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MassRafTer posted:

Logging onto the internet on February 1st 2024 and trying to figure out what embarrasses me as a wrestling fan

https://twitter.com/Vick_8122/status/1753052972332777763

I am deeply embarrassed by people doing extremely sick poo poo

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/julianwks/status/1753446845718929654?s=46

Apparently it’s controversial to say that the rapist is a bigger cancer than the nerd with a newsletter.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

wow

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

They're circling the wagons, that's how you know poo poo's gonna get real bad for WWE. Get ready for some wild hot takes popping up.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/julianwks/status/1753446845718929654?s=46

Apparently it’s controversial to say that the rapist is a bigger cancer than the nerd with a newsletter.

Generously he says in the thread that, okay, maybe Dave is second behind Vince.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, sure, Vince might have raped multiple women, used his position as industry leader to drive multiple promotions out of business, made the surviving industry players stick to selling the same homogenous sludge as their product, and had enough political influence that there’s a causal link between him and the insurrection at the Capitol three years ago, but the true problem is that some geek in California gave HBK vs Angle a 4.75/5 rating.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Why would Iron Claw be eligible for an Oscar in 2025?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Power Windows posted:

Why would Iron Claw be eligible for an Oscar in 2025?

You can just keep resubmitting movies as much as you want. I’m still pulling for The Thing to finally get best picture, looking like 2030 is our year!!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/PkmYee/status/1753483311497056570

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Alfred saying Fritz should rest in power.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



It's so funny for him to tacitly confirm he didn't actually watch the movie considering it basically gives the Von Erichs and Kevin as positive an ending as is possible given the circumstances.

I know it's all weird ineffectual bait and all but it's also so bizarre and divorced from reality that Alfred would even want to make that??

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

It's so funny for him to tacitly confirm he didn't actually watch the movie considering it basically gives the Von Erichs and Kevin as positive an ending as is possible given the circumstances.

I know it's all weird ineffectual bait and all but it's also so bizarre and divorced from reality that Alfred would even want to make that??

He's also got to know that he doesn't get any engagement on anything besides his AEW hot takes so it's very weird that he'd spend any amount of time on that

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Alfred badname is dumb as hell, op

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753435866821808304?s=46
https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753438202784882792?s=46

“Sure, they may have turned one of Dragon Gate’s biggest stars into a comedy jobber, but you can play him in WWE 2K20!”

And look at what they did to Jay White! Sure, he's currently got a title belt around his waist, is getting consistent reactions from the crowd, is in a featured programme with one of the most popular acts in an already stacked tag team division, and in a cold war feud with the top heel faction. But other than that, look at how they're treating him!

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Power Windows posted:

Why would Iron Claw be eligible for an Oscar in 2025?

Look the animation he outsourced took longer than he thought and it's not like there's any major news he can cover

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753435866821808304?s=46
https://twitter.com/ajoenamedjoe/status/1753438202784882792?s=46

“Sure, they may have turned one of Dragon Gate’s biggest stars into a comedy jobber, but you can play him in WWE 2K20!”

Minus the video game stuff Tozawa has had a worse career since signing with WWE than DDT's blow-up doll.

Goblin Queen fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 3, 2024

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1753615941944893444

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Not sure which the the bad take is meant to be, because the person quote tweeting is correct.

If I had to write down the equivalent of what Bayley said in English, it would be "me ondurstind."

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

edogawa rando posted:

Not sure which the the bad take is meant to be, because the person quote tweeting is correct.

If I had to write down the equivalent of what Bayley said in English, it would be "Yes me ondurstind."

The person yelling about how the segment hit like crack. If that's how crack hits you, find better recreational drugs.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Isn’t “watashi” like super antiquated?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Incredible segment, cinema really, where the evil heel foreigners cartoonishly acted like 6 year olds snickering behind Bailey's back and she fought them bravely off with Riho's pipe as Io literally shook in fear

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Maxwell Lord posted:

Isn’t “watashi” like super antiquated?

I'm pretty sure it's still the default first person pronoun. What should she have used?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Maxwell Lord posted:

Isn’t “watashi” like super antiquated?

It's the default unisex first-person pronoun, but in saying just two words, she still manages to butcher the language. Her intonation, her pronunciation, it's all off. Iyo, Kairi and Asuka did well not to crack up there.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay I had that confused with some other word

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