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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MJeff posted:



Incredible stuff.

CM Punk is a n agent programmed to sabotage The Elite. His hatred runs that deep.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Candidate Manchurian Punk

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
LMFAO they actually hosed Cody over again? This company is amazing

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

come home cody......

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
If you want to know how bad of a decision it was

https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1753615402012201152?s=46

Even Gareth is ragging on it.

(Junkie too. Havent checked Jobber, but hed defend WWE even if Vince turned out to be the mastermind behind 9/11)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Hunter saw his shadow, Codys not in the main event this year

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

come home cody......

Didn't Cody sign an extension recently on the wrestlemania promise

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Lid posted:

Didn't Cody sign an extension recently on the wrestlemania promise

he's got farts in his head if he didn't get that in writing

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








cody would you come the gently caress home already

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Lid posted:

Didn't Cody sign an extension recently on the wrestlemania promise

Dave said he's signed, SRS said he hasn't but they were in Deep Talks.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Feel bad for Cody.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Rape is fine, but Fed fans won't tolerate Cody not finishing the story

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Cody rolls

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Tweak posted:

cody would you come the gently caress home already
if cody holds out for a few more years, he has a non-zero shot at running wwe

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
I'm very glad I both a) don't watch WWE, and b) still get to make fun of it here, on Something Awful Dot Com.

It's been a very good week. (The Vince revelations are also good - not that the things described in them happened, but that it's been made public and a bunch of assholes are going to get caught).

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Coaaab posted:

if cody holds out for a few more years, he has a non-zero shot at running wwe

Unless Nick Khan's friend The Rock takes it from him as well

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I just still can't believe the people shocked by this. Its been a decade plus of this exact kinda stuff. Do these people not remember how Kofi's run went and specially how it ended?? If C*dy finishes the story in 2027 he'll probably then lose the belt on the following RAW lmao

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Roman beats Rock at Mania, passes Hulk's record late August, surely it'll be Cody's time at Survivor Series lol lmao

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Majinfoose posted:

Rape is fine, but Fed fans won't tolerate Cody not finishing the story

They need the right flavor of slop or they riot.

Also the "MJF mispronouncing Takeshita's name in a racist way" sucked, as did most of his title run.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

MJeff posted:



Incredible stuff.

Normally I would take this with a decent grain of salt because Meltzer isn't exactly an ironclad reporter these days, but there's no way this isn't true because literally less than a week ago he was doing the media circuit saying stuff like this



Cody Rhodes posted:

The way the match unfolded and the year I have, it feels like it has to be at WrestleMania. It just seems like it's coming full circle. Everything can change. You have to get to WrestleMania in the first place, whether you win the Royal Rumble or the Elimination Chamber. It's not an easy task. It would have been different if this was the first time. This is a rematch. I feel like the rematch needs to take place where the original match took place. Just my gut. Is there a world where it doesn't happen there, sure, perhaps, but in my lay down at night and go to sleep dreams, it would be at WrestleMania, especially since I love Philadelphia.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

xbilkis posted:

Normally I would take this with a decent grain of salt because Meltzer isn't exactly an ironclad reporter these days, but there's no way this isn't true because literally less than a week ago he was doing the media circuit saying stuff like this



theyre making him look like a fool

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


JUNGLE BOY posted:

theyre making him look like a fool

No one made him get that tattoo

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


So one title programme got derailed, so let's derail the other one too.

Apparently spending a couple of weeks building to Seth vs Drew or someone was out of the question, then?

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

polka dots when

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

When Cody left the first time he did a shoot or something where he said that when he pitched ideas to a writer, the writer pretended to type them on a laptop that was visibly off. Its one of the funniest things Ive ever heard and every time something else happens to The Story it gets funnier.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

didnt cody invite some make a wish kid to wrestlemania like 2 days ago?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Rock getting so rattled about how his movie tanked the entire DCU that he books himself over Roman, just the most gotten to man alive

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
I came home from watching the Timberwolves piss a game down their legs and saw "Poor Cody" trending. Immediately felt better.

The Fed fans should've bought a ticket to Black Adam if they didn't want this to happen.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

That DICK! posted:

didnt cody invite some make a wish kid to wrestlemania like 2 days ago?

not the kind of story that should be finished :(

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

That DICK! posted:

didnt cody invite some make a wish kid to wrestlemania like 2 days ago?

wwe wrestlers still have to book their own travel?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Punk is like the kid who tripped over his own shoelaces and made Cody drop his prize winning volcano project at the science fair lmao. Coming in and loving the whole thing up for Cody by shattering like glass is so loving funny, it all worth it for this

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Punk is miserable because he's out of Mania.
Seth is miserable because he's hurt and probably has to lose at Mania.
Cody is miserable because he's (maybe??) going to win the consolation prize belt.
Drew is miserable because he can't even win the consolation prize belt.

And with the traffic jam of misery at the top of the card I'm sure Andrade will be happy and satisfied on Main Event.

All in service of a match I don't know if people genuinely want to see more than Cody beating Roman.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
People have no idea what story Cody is even finishing. There is no story.

The only story is the Bloodline. Rock vs Roman. Humiliating that anyone thinks otherwise.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

People have no idea what story Cody is even finishing. There is no story.

The only story is the Bloodline. Rock vs Roman. Humiliating that anyone thinks otherwise.

Always has been. The Rock was always the end goal for the Bloodline, years and years ago. The guy who started their biggest rival company is never getting that belt

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

yea ok posted:

Always has been. The Rock was always the end goal for the Bloodline, years and years ago. The guy who started their biggest rival company is never getting that belt

A midcarder in that company!

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