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RavenousScoot

increasingly complicated and unwieldy 3D printed shapes with lego indentations printed on one side to be barely compatible with lego

custom sets (example: realistic turkey leg with bite taken out and a realistic human hand that connect via a single lego notch) that are lego only on the smallest technicality

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Jan 30, 2024 13:25

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 14:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A painting of a lego block with "this is not a lego block" written underneath in French.

# ? Jan 30, 2024 17:39

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

RavenousScoot posted:

a romcom about a shy sous chef trying to win the heart of the ditzy head chef oblivous to their longing
the sous chef makes attempts such as the spaghetti dinner from lady and the tramp but they all go awry
near the end, our protagonist has an unfortunate breading accident and wonders if they still stand a chance, but they finally find love as an unforgettable appetizer
it's titled Chefs Kiss (without the apostrophe)

unfortunate breeding accident

# ? Jan 30, 2024 22:55

Karate Bastard: Can't post for 15 hours!

Don't sign your posts lol lmao etc

# ? Jan 30, 2024 23:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

a song about drying your tears but instead its drying your ears.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 14:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Jesus is alive today and there's a Netflix documentary exposing his cult.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 20:24

baka of lathspell

ToastGhost posted:

STRIPE CLUB and then it's just a bunch of zebra pictures

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 18:26

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Monkey hackers hacking the GIBBON.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 21:12

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

Monkey hackers hacking the GIBBON.

An infinite number of monkey hackers who can eventually hack anything

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:20

databasic

baka fwocka fwame posted:

ty i love stripe club

# ? Feb 1, 2024 22:52

baka of lathspell

databasic posted:

ty i love stripe club

i would wife club it

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# ? Feb 2, 2024 02:51

Finger Prince

The Peppermint Zebra

# ? Feb 2, 2024 03:07

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The world is controlled by GIBBON, an all powerful simian simulant AI system that rules with an iron monkey paw. Only an infinite number of monkeys working at an infinite number of computers can "Hack the GIBBON" and save the world.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 09:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Very carefully carying a box through myriad obstacles that try to trip the delivery guy over. The punchline, he was delivering a box of broken glass.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 12:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Prurient Squid posted:

Monkey hackers hacking the GIBBON.

i don't really get it but i still lol'd

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 2, 2024 12:20

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNnPx8fZBs

# ? Feb 2, 2024 13:22

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Prurient Squid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNnPx8fZBs

I bet that some real life hackers do use the credentials 'user' & 'pass' for real just to troll

# ? Feb 2, 2024 13:33

databasic

Bright Bart posted:

I bet that some real life hackers do use the credentials 'user' & 'pass' for real just to troll

updating all of my passwords so I can be a cool hacker brb

# ? Feb 2, 2024 14:06

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

At a risk of beating this dead horse I have another variant.

An alien mothership arrives to destroy Earth and the only way to find the harmonic frequency that will activate the ship's self destruct is if every possible timeline version of the 60s pop group "The Monkees" have to try out every possible musical permutation to find the single one that works.

# ? Feb 2, 2024 17:12

calhoun: Can't post for 12 hours!

"i don't have imposter syndrome,... i AM the imposter!"

# ? Feb 2, 2024 22:35

RavenousScoot

wine brand with "credits" on the back that display a random foot pic for each bottle

or maybe the foot pic is printed in a color that only shows when the wine has been drank?

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 2, 2024 23:43

baka of lathspell

calhoun posted:

"i don't have imposter syndrome,... i AM the imposter!"

imposter syndrome originally named for someone named i.m. poster

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# ? Feb 3, 2024 00:31

Karate Bastard: Can't post for 15 hours!

Am I the poster?

# ? Feb 3, 2024 00:52

databasic

Karate Bastard posted:

Am I the poster?

yes

# ? Feb 3, 2024 01:19

Finger Prince

RavenousScoot posted:

wine brand with "credits" on the back that display a random foot pic for each bottle

or maybe the foot pic is printed in a color that only shows when the wine has been drank?

# ? Feb 3, 2024 03:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

male pattern boldness

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Feb 3, 2024 04:07

baka of lathspell

databasic posted:

yes

no it was me actually

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# ? Feb 3, 2024 04:51

RavenousScoot

Finger Prince posted:

*crosses idea off chalkboard, makes my igor put his shoes back on, begins pulling my mad scientist hair*

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:09

tadashi

RavenousScoot posted:

*crosses idea off chalkboard, makes my igor put his shoes back on, begins pulling my mad scientist hair*

Nah, brah, your thing was definitely different

# ? Feb 3, 2024 05:12

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Unemployed miners on Mars turn to striptease as a way of making a living only to find themselves caught in the middle when the Red Faction style miners uprising errupts.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 15:59

Karate Bastard: Can't post for 15 hours!

Does this escalate into strip mining?

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:03

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Karate Bastard posted:

Does this escalate into strip mining?

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:18

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

A man is trying to find a hitperson through the phone book

No, not searching for cryptic adverts or looking up listings on the dark web. Just a regular old directory

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

He's generally sticking to listings for things like landscaping since presumably they'd have a head start on disposing bodies.

Other than that he's just going by what name sounds the most hit-person-y. Started off by making contact with 'Cyrus Gunn' only to learn dude is a landscape architect who's never buried anything ever let alone held a gun.

Got a little excited to see the first name 'Gunther' but the excitement went away upon reading the surname Fritzweiner.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Feb 3, 2024

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Karate Bastard posted:

Does this escalate into strip mining?

They still have to wear PPE, but like, the sexy version.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:40

Karate Bastard: Can't post for 15 hours!

Rub my air scrubber

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:56

RavenousScoot

Bright Bart posted:

A man is trying to find a hitperson through the phone book

No, not searching for cryptic adverts or looking up listings on the dark web. Just a regular old directory

wikipedia posted:

On May 7, 2013, Lambesis was arrested in Oceanside, California, for attempting to hire a hitman to murder his estranged wife Meggan Murphy,[36][37][38] and, according to the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, was charged with soliciting "an undercover detective to kill his wife."[5][39] Lambesis approached someone at a gym and asked if he knew anyone who would kill his wife.[40] Lambesis met with the undercover agent posing as a hitman, code name "Red", according to Deputy District Attorney Claudia Grasso.[40] "Red" asked Lambesis if he wanted his wife of eight years gone, and Lambesis replied, "Yes, that's what I want."[40] He then gave [the] undercover agent an envelope containing US$1,000 for expenses, pictures of his wife, her address, the code to get through a gate, and the date on which to kill her.[40][41] Lambesis had directed the detective he believed to be a hitman to kill his wife while he was with his children so he would have an alibi.[42] He agreed to pay $20,000 for the hit.[41]

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 17:16

The Voice of Labor

Buttchocks posted:

They still have to wear PPE, but like, the sexy version.

arc flash rated codpiece

# ? Feb 3, 2024 17:36

Finger Prince

Buttchocks posted:

They still have to wear PPE, but like, the sexy version.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:46

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 14:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Nice Guy Dracula.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 19:04

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