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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/1753815752946098535

He lives

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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
They should ask him about his flaps

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/BrianSuttererMD/status/1753844589490852220

https://twitter.com/BrianSuttererMD/status/1753848205807095842

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Why are reporters not learned doctors like us

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Dude literally blamed whoever said it to reporters

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Keep your meat flaps in check

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I Googled displaced flap and saw it was a tear. Just figured they were being precise about the injury.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
My flaps! Where are my flaps?!

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
bend that flap over, let that meniscus breathe
shake that tear bitch, kuminga on my knees

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


anyone else just instinctively grab their flap to make sure it was in the right place?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

BWV posted:

anyone else just instinctively grab their flap to make sure it was in the right place?

I couldn't find mine but I installed life360 so I didn't actually displace it.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

temple posted:

bend that flap over, let that meniscus breathe
shake that tear bitch, kuminga on my knees

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Doctor help, I'm trying to be MVP again
but I'm 7'5" 300 pounds and the flaps of my meniscus
keep alerting the other team

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

he's going to miss too many games. sad.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Olga Gurlukovich posted:

he's going to miss too many games. sad.

Why? Staple his flap back into place play by Tuesday

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Paying2Lurk posted:

Doctor help, I'm trying to be MVP again
but I'm 7'5" 300 pounds and the flaps of my meniscus
keep alerting the other team

The sixers are in town. See the amazing Embiid.

But doctor...

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Salvor_Hardin posted:

The sixers are in town. See the amazing Embiid.

But doctor...

we're in denver...

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
When I had a displaced flap it made take offs and landings very tricky

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
𝓐 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓯 𝓼𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓼
𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓹
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼

feller
Jul 5, 2006


verbal enema posted:

we're in denver...

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Even his meniscus flops

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

flap artist

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Doctor: Joel, I’m sorry. I have to give you this diagnosis
Joel: please… just tell me
Doctor, weeping a single tear: [takes fist out and moves it back and forth for flop technical]

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
I hope making dumb jokes doesn’t get sixers fans mad at me for mocking him being injured. It sucks that he’s injured and I hope he gets back to full strength soon.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

kingcobweb posted:

I hope making dumb jokes doesn’t get sixers fans mad at me for mocking him being injured. It sucks that he’s injured and I hope he gets back to full strength soon.

Sixers fans are known for displacing their anger

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

kingcobweb posted:

I hope making dumb jokes doesn’t get sixers fans mad at me for mocking him being injured. It sucks that he’s injured and I hope he gets back to full strength soon.

It was pretty funny when he got the poops so bad it knocked the sixers out of the playoffs

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

kingcobweb posted:

I hope making dumb jokes doesn’t get sixers fans mad at me for mocking him being injured. It sucks that he’s injured and I hope he gets back to full strength soon.

i hope it does makes them mad at you, actually

a thousand years of embiid's flap being displaced

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


WhyteRyce posted:

Why are reporters not learned doctors like us

are you arguing that the race to report whatever you're told by a source without any fact checking, editing, or even consideration for anything but getting out the first tweet is good, actually?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!



i was going to make fun of this and say something wow, he could be the next walter davis but it looks like walter davis was actually a loving baller for his first few years in the league but had back issues and a coke problem and also he recently passed away so

RIP walter davis, you were the best player ever from north carolina, no question

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

DeimosRising posted:

are you arguing that the race to report whatever you're told by a source without any fact checking, editing, or even consideration for anything but getting out the first tweet is good, actually?

I mean Twitter made nba drama way more entertaining so I’m going to say yes to this but for entertainment reasons

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/chicagobulls/status/1753901558125740481

rip

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kingcobweb posted:

Even his meniscus flops

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
Edit: I'm an idiot

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


What being rumored to be a Pistons target does to you

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
What if we were to build the most mediocre team in history and then refuse to trade anyone until they eventually become injured or meaningless

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


:lol: Bulls

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