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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Cafe Barbarian posted:

elvis was blonde, he dyed it

I love Trumps dated refereces, who cares about elvis you old fucker, he died 50 godam years ago. go watch sunset blvd.

Elvis has been relevant recently because of the Priscilla biopic.

It doesn’t portray him very well.

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Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




Let's back up.

They're baptizing people in a livestock feed/water trough (otherwise known as a county fair urinal)?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Dementropy posted:

Let's back up.

They're baptizing people in a livestock feed/water trough (otherwise known as a county fair urinal)?

Country Chuds make do.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Dementropy posted:

Let's back up.

They're baptizing people in a livestock feed/water trough (otherwise known as a county fair urinal)?

Wow look at this east coast ivory tower elitest not all of us get to use marble baths you inconsiderate gently caress.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Feb 4, 2024

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

Holy poo poo the delusion

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
maybe if you dont want to be indicted maybe dont do crimes?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

both gonna die on the crapper

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Trump brags about how he wouldn’t die on the toilet

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Was having dinner at a crappy Italian restaurant recently and spotted this corpulent fellow and I thought he bore a strong resemblance to your favorite president (Me!):

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

bobjr posted:

Trump brags about how he wouldn’t die on the toilet

Where's the Melania post? You know the one...

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Change the Melania post to Elvis though

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Grey Cat posted:

Pretty crazy that after biden died in 2025 they decided to just hold a 2026 election.

not that surprising tbh, Kamela really is that bad

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Looking good sir!



Conan O'Brien? :confused:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Vire posted:

Adjacent question to this. Does anyone know what laws the Republicans keep harping on that Biden and Mayorkas are breaking or not enforcing? I know they are full of poo poo I just trying to understand what they are even trying to assert. Is it something to do with Title 42? Didn't that expire?
the immigration laws. republicans can't name them because it's all of them but democrats are clearly breaking and ignoring the laws because otherwise there wouldn't be all these immigrant encounters officially recorded by the officers stationed at the border to enforce the immigration laws.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
So is that immigration bill that the Senate came together with going to pass. Also it really seems like House Republicans are inadvertently working across the aisles because they don't have their poo poo together.

They just put together a aid package to Israel with no constraints on it.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
Pretty incredible that when you line them up as exactly as possible and obscure half their faces Trump and Elvis look… nothing alike whatsoever. Coincidence???!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

withak posted:

I thought the plural form was "Desantids".

-is is the 3rd declension nominative singular, the plural of which is -es. So it would be Desantes. However I think it is already correctly formed. -is can also be the 1 declension ablative plural, which can sort of mean 'belonging to'. So 'de Santis' already sort of means those that belong to the line of Santo. Someone can check my work I sucked at Latin.

Underwhelmed
Mar 7, 2004


Nap Ghost

idiotsavant posted:

Pretty incredible that when you line them up as exactly as possible and obscure half their faces Trump and Elvis look… nothing alike whatsoever. Coincidence???!

I'm going to need to see both of their skeletons to be certain

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



bollig posted:

-is is the 3rd declension nominative singular, the plural of which is -es. So it would be Desantes. However I think it is already correctly formed. -is can also be the 1 declension ablative plural, which can sort of mean 'belonging to'. So 'de Santis' already sort of means those that belong to the line of Santo. Someone can check my work I sucked at Latin.

People called Desantes, they go White House?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

:five:

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

These people are all mentally unwell

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Hollismason posted:

So is that immigration bill that the Senate came together with going to pass. Also it really seems like House Republicans are inadvertently working across the aisles because they don't have their poo poo together.

They just put together a aid package to Israel with no constraints on it.
It's just cover so the house gop can vote against the Senate bill.

quote:

Several Republicans in the Senate and the House have clamored for a split approach that would address Israel’s war effort separately from Ukraine and the border. Late last year, the Democratic-led Senate rejected a G.O.P. attempt to force a vote on an earlier Israel aid bill that was backed by the House. Democrats objected to the way that the House G.O.P. bill sought to pay for the funds, by making cuts to the Internal Revenue Service.

In his letter Saturday, Mr. Johnson acknowledged that history.

“Democrats made clear that their primary objection to the original House bill was with its offsets,” he wrote, adding that with the new Israel package, “the Senate will no longer have excuses, however misguided, against swift passage of this critical support for our ally.”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I really hope this



ends like this


Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

NoiseAnnoys posted:

having worked in university libraries it is pretty much the same in all areas. ethically, you shouldn't do it, of course. but historically, many libraries have censored texts, removed pages or illustrations, etc because of the personal preferences of the librarian or bibliographer or complaints from the community.

one place i worked in was notorious for having any book cover depicting any kind of nudity rebound simply because the bibliographer in that subject (romance languages and literatures) wasn't comfortable with it, and this was a major research library. other places removed any sort of sexually suggestive plates or illustrations, unless it was in a field like art history or medicine, which was also kind of wild.

again, it's not best practices in the field at all, and most of the places i worked at fortunately didn't do that. but it is there and is more prevalent than people realize.

In total fairness and transparency, I demand a small notification that says "there was exposed butt/penis here but it's covered up now" whenever this occurs.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

I'd say in a vacuum cock and dick are roughly equivalent, but cock tends to be used more in a sexual/ smutty context ("she wanted to get plowed by his beer-can cock!") while dick gets used more generally ("I heard he got punched in the dick"), so that might tilt the scales depending on your point of view.

In the US prick is pretty much exclusively an insult, I think in the UK it's exactly synonymous with dick but I can't say for sure.

IIRC it's a culture thing: ask different groups of people "how do you refer to a penis for obvious pornographic content?" and you get different answers. Last I recall, "dick" was the go-to for the black community, and "cock" was the same among the white community, but I can't remember how long ago that poll was done.


BrigadierSensible posted:

WRT those censored kids books "protecting the youth" from the evils of a cartoon picture of a goblin buttcrack as he hoses the glitter off his clothes:

I actually feel for the censor who has to do the covering up.

Because you know it's some 65 year old librarian named Joan who likes books, likes education, likes small children, and thinks that books are a good way of educating said children. So volunteered her time to help check out the books to be used for that purpose.

Then she has to go through the submissions of crazy people claiming that a picture book for 5 year olds is pornography, then negotiate the minefield of politically motivated unworkable laws to try and get a little kid to put down their iPad for a second and maybe have a good time in the library.

And whet scares me the most about them is that before, I thought they were just performative flag wavers. Shouting "we must protect the kids from the evil pornographers and perverts!" by decrying anything that dared show that LGBT people exist. Which is bad and evil and should be rallied against. Sure.

But nutjobs using magnifying glasses to look at the silly pictures in picture books for 5 year olds, and declaring that it is morally ruinous? That's hosed up

:lol: They're not paying someone to do all that, they're getting some chud to volunteer to do it, free labor :homebrew: :lol:


If he dies on the toilet, I might see the resemblance better.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

idiotsavant posted:

These people are all mentally unwell

And they vote!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Dean Phillips split the vote SMH

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lol I mean there are easier ways to just say “I quit”, dude

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


"Yeah let's take the picture next to the shitters, so it feels like Trump is right here with us!"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/cwebbonline/status/1753925483073507495?s=20

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I really hope this



ends like this




It's Texas, UVALDE, Texas, no less. The cops are gonna join them in hiding under the tarp.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

As predicted in Revelations, it will be Mr. Beast.

We have a Mr. Beast Burger ghost kitchen near us, and I am legitimately angry because their burgers are actually pretty good. Their fries kind of suck because they don't season them, but I have enough salt about this to last.

How is it that I, in a small town in the midwest, cannot escape Mr. Beast? I'll still eat the drat burgers though.

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012


This lady is MAGA in a nutshell.

quote:

It's not what I expected, I can't tell you what I expected. It's not as bad as I thought but that's kind of eye opening in itself.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Don’t you worry. They’ll make up some weirdass fantasy lie where the Deep State hid all of the murderous migrant armies from their righteous caravan and the caravan emerges victorious once again.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

This is definitely the exact same face I make when I wake up and read the daily news.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Was the border as bad as you thought?

"no."

goes home

"So there I was, face to face with a 1,000--no--10,000 mexicans trying to get steal my car to get further into the USA, lucky for me I was packing."

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Grey Cat posted:

"So there I was, face to face with a 1,000--no--10,000 mexicans trying to get steal my car to get further into the USA, lucky for me I was packing."

"Mam, this a wendy's drive-through"

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