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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Rasmus posted:

Going to have to give this Uber driver only 4 stars.

He'll give you four.

Four bullets, that is! :hellyeah:

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

C.M. Kruger posted:

He was also sending text messages to a female comedian at the same time as the sting, and then asked his ex-wife to help him cover it up when a tabloid found out. His trial starts at about 15 minutes:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/68


For something less cruel to a horny man, the comedians try to make Absolutely Tasty Pizza:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/493

Thanks! I know nothing about this show or even this genre but I saw the first vid yrs ago shared on here and I pretty much died laughing

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/0RixxBo.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Unperson_47 posted:

I always wonder how legit any of that stuff is because some of those I've heard about are just overly cruel and creepy as hell to the point of parody

Japan.txt

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

lol that lady fat as hell

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

C.M. Kruger posted:

He was also sending text messages to a female comedian at the same time as the sting, and then asked his ex-wife to help him cover it up when a tabloid found out. His trial starts at about 15 minutes:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/68


For something less cruel to a horny man, the comedians try to make Absolutely Tasty Pizza:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/493

Gaki No Tsukai has some amazing comedy

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

Most of the questions I have about this video are unrelated to the cop falling

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Sorry the horse is still a collaborator

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4
I like how the horse barely reacts to its rider biffing it. Poor Freckles, thought of gravity and then started thinking about something else.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

haveblue posted:

Most of the questions I have about this video are unrelated to the cop falling

Almost all can be answered by "Sixth Street, Austin."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SubponticatePoster posted:

I like how the horse barely reacts to its rider biffing it. Poor Freckles, thought of gravity and then started thinking about something else.

Police horses are trained to be nonchalant, otherwise they would go to full stampede mode all the time in crowds and traffic instead of when the controller flicks that switch.

P.S. I'm twerking Dreadlocknald Duck

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/GMZYZB1.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/yYNo23p.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/XYM0Wfz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/7dHSkbW.mp4

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

Poor horsey, saddled by an idiot who forgot to tighten the belt.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

All the king's horses and all the king's men.

Also, are they arresting a Wookie?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Cops shouldn't be riding horses
Horses shouldn't be in cities
Donald Duck shouldn't be twerking

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

credburn posted:

Donald Duck shouldn't be twerking

Speak for yourself.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yo I heard this thread likes to see cops eating poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/ohXYFpR.mp4

Joe Cool on the windowsill has some prime seating, why isn't he recording?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Reminds me of that news conference a couple days ago where the chief of police of new york city was bitching about how unfair it is that someone beat up cops with no punishment or consequences and how could the world possibly work if people weren't held responsible for their actions.

Beautiful moment of cognitive dissonance.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Joe Cool on the windowsill has some prime seating, why isn't he recording?

Just living the moment, my man

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

the cop in the foreground has his feet in the stirrups lol

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Joe Cool on the windowsill has some prime seating, why isn't he recording?

he's blind

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Nenonen posted:

Police horses are trained to be nonchalant, otherwise they would go to full stampede mode all the time in crowds and traffic
They should get the guy that trains the horses to train the officers too.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

credburn posted:

Donald Duck shouldn't be twerking
Honestly that's one of the lesser of Donald's suspicious butt moments.



Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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AlmightyBob posted:

the cop in the foreground has his feet in the stirrups lol

Why's that funny? That's where feet go.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

horse cops in the big city. lmao.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Atticus_1354 posted:

Why's that funny? That's where feet go.

only for getting on or off the horse, if that cop that fell had his feet in the stirrups he could have gotten dragged to death

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

horse cops in the big city. lmao.

Isn't this the plot of I'm Sorry To Bother You?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


AlmightyBob posted:

only for getting on or off the horse, if that cop that fell had his feet in the stirrups he could have gotten dragged to death

What the gently caress?

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

AlmightyBob posted:

only for getting on or off the horse, if that cop that fell had his feet in the stirrups he could have gotten dragged to death

I always love it when goons say something completely wrong with such conviction.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

AlmightyBob posted:

only for getting on or off the horse, if that cop that fell had his feet in the stirrups he could have gotten dragged to death

Post by a Byzantian soldier trying to own the Magyars over their new-fangled "stirrups" doodad

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

Honestly that's one of the lesser of Donald's suspicious butt moments.





Huh? Oh, nothing. You just reminded me. Of another Donald. Of other suspicious butt moments.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Feb 4, 2024

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Doctor please help, I have suspicious butt syndrome

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I got a bad case of suspicious glutes

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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AlmightyBob posted:

only for getting on or off the horse, if that cop that fell had his feet in the stirrups he could have gotten dragged to death

That's not even close to correct. I've ridden horses for a living. He has riding boats on with smooth soles, and he's toes up/heel down. He's not getting dragged to death.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Well that's a shame

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

that's what I was taught when I learned to ride as a kid but it's been 30 years so maybe it got jumbled up in my head

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karate Bastard posted:

Doctor please help, I have suspicious butt syndrome
Butt Doctor, I am Callipygianni

Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Feb 4, 2024

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Fun fact, stirrup was invented by a Welsh engineer Sir Robert Stirrup in 1809. Before that the only way to get on a horses back was to jump down on it from a roof of a salon or castle wall.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's how rodeo was invented.

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