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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
endless
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1753962540923588991

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We're gonna kill this beloved franchise harder than we ever thought possible

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lion King Cinematic Universe

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I bet he looked a lot like a lion cub.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I sure am interested in how a lion discovers its rhythm and how it conducts itself, let me tell you

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
Mufasa gets his groove

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mufasa mu problems

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

nerd crew only really works as a three minute bit

much longer than that and you're just listening to an aggravating pop culture podcast except with hot, muscular, attractive hosts

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Dijkstracula posted:

much longer than that and you're just listening to an aggravating pop culture podcast except with hot, muscular, attractive hosts

podcastodons

ltkerensky
Oct 27, 2010

Biggest lurker to ever lurk.
Is there any specific drama about Webswoman Whatever that I've missed?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


:stonklol:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
George lucas ruined movies twice, first with overuse of green screen, then with making prequels acceptable

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Dijkstracula posted:

nerd crew only really works as a three minute bit

much longer than that and you're just listening to an aggravating pop culture podcast except with hot, muscular, attractive hosts

I dunno, I thought it was pretty dynamic and realistic.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

ltkerensky posted:

Is there any specific drama about Webswoman Whatever that I've missed?

Nothing past no one expecting it to be any good.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

sigh, so Argylle is a box office catastrophe. I guess audiences don't appreciate originality. let's get that Mufasa prequel quadrilogy started

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Holding out for the Bambi's Mother prequel.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm really hoping to see a Cruella deVille origins story at some point


hold on i'm getting a note passed to me...

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Cruellas mom was murdered by Dalmatians. Or at least I think she was, it happened during a total lunar eclipse and a blackout or something.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

The funniest thing about Argylle is that it's supposedly an adaptation of the fourth book out of a series of books, none of which have been published yet IIRC, with a clearly manufactured "conspiracy theory" about how they were written by Taylor Swift under a pen name. Oh, and the director said "George Lucas started with Episode IV of Star Wars, and that worked out pretty well for him" when asked why he didn't just start with the first book in the series

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
Also the movie looks bad and stupid?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
argylle had about the same opening weekend as the beekeper with 5 times the budget

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Stink Billyums posted:

argylle had about the same opening weekend as the beekeper with 5 times the budget

Statham stay stupendous(ly winning)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

And the Beekeeper also won't make back its budget either

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Movies are dead. Look at the absolute desert that is the release schedule for 2024. At this point only Dunc 2 can hope to revive them.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




LanceHunter posted:

HOLY gently caress Y"ALL WE GOT CONTENT!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9zXv4TfMUg

I saw this on Reddit and there were comments debating if they were prop or herbal cigarettes. Teenagers think it's more likely that a middle-aged drunk would spend the effort to get some herbal cigarettes for a youtube video instead of just taking a few puffs from a normal cigarette. Kinda cute.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mega64 posted:

Holding out for the Bambi's Mother prequel.

*Slow piano music

In a world of brutal violence

*Gunshots, animals running, screams

One deer stood up, and fought back....

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

BACK IN MY DAY this would have been a direct to video animation sold in that standard Disney soft white plastic clamshell case, and I would have seen it in several hundred times during summer break while babysitting my brothers. Maybe alongside Small Soldiers and The Phantom Menace. That is the only acceptable delivery system and venue for a Lion King prequel imo.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

jeeves posted:

Also the movie looks bad and stupid?

Well yeah, but there have been some pretty bad and stupid movies that went on to be very successful regardless, so that's not necessarily an indicator

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
When are we gonna get a song of the south sequel/reboot?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


lobsterminator posted:

I saw this on Reddit and there were comments debating if they were prop or herbal cigarettes. Teenagers think it's more likely that a middle-aged drunk would spend the effort to get some herbal cigarettes for a youtube video instead of just taking a few puffs from a normal cigarette. Kinda cute.

I hope they're real. Looking forward to Rich becoming the spokesman for stop smoking AAAIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSSS.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

lobsterminator posted:

I saw this on Reddit and there were comments debating if they were prop or herbal cigarettes. Teenagers think it's more likely that a middle-aged drunk would spend the effort to get some herbal cigarettes for a youtube video instead of just taking a few puffs from a normal cigarette. Kinda cute.

i think it was probably a prop cigarette because who wants the set to smell like poo poo for a while afterwards

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

I'm realizing that they probably used the skype gimmick because they must have broken down the nerd crew set a long time ago. Shame, it was a good one.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Lister posted:

I'm realizing that they probably used the skype gimmick because they must have broken down the nerd crew set a long time ago. Shame, it was a good one.

As if forcing Rich to stay up all night rebuilding it would stop them.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


LanceHunter posted:

Movies are dead. Look at the absolute desert that is the release schedule for 2024. At this point only Dunc 2 can hope to revive them.



e: oh also and paprika is getting a re-release, no wonder its getting pulled from netflix

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Beekeeper was alright for what it was but I wouldn't have wanted to pay for it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
cant believe how excited i am for Untitled Scarlett Johansson/Channing Tatum Film

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i hope movies burn in hell

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
still no news on Malignant 2 but at least Shark Exorcist 2 is coming out this year

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



mysterious frankie posted:

BACK IN MY DAY this would have been a direct to video animation sold in that standard Disney soft white plastic clamshell case, and I would have seen it in several hundred times during summer break while babysitting my brothers. Maybe alongside Small Soldiers and The Phantom Menace. That is the only acceptable delivery system and venue for a Lion King prequel imo.

Yup, bunch of the voice actors are different, reeks of cheapness, clearly rushed production to cash in, despite this you somehow see it more than the original.

Like your watching Aladdin 2 and it’s loving Homer Simpson doing the Genie’s voice

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Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Outpost22 posted:

When are we gonna get a song of the south sequel/reboot?

*nervously glancing around*

Can we cut that? Can we cut tha-

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