Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Megamissen posted:

always funny when they have someone with an extremely swedish accent play a russiant

whats the difference?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

food types seem somehow connected to regional areas

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

I went to a kosher restaurant once and ordered the Israeli salad. it was diced pickles and tomatoes and nothing else :manning:
Hey not bad, add some red onions and cucumbers and you've got salad shirazi

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
sounds like Hamas is winning israel should just surrender

https://x.com/ap/status/1753810894084092331?s=46

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022

gradenko_2000 posted:

The other thing I want to throw out there is that this was also the conflict that lead to the invention of the M1911; Americans believed that the Filipino fighters were so tough and possessed of berzerker rage that they could shrug off gunshots from lesser cartridges so they wanted a 45 caliber pistol for the extra "stopping power"

And the Americans somehow managed to make the greatest handgun in the world through a combination of racism and ingenuity.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

BearsBearsBears posted:

And the Americans somehow managed to make the greatest handgun in the world through a combination of racism and ingenuity.

less 'the americans' and more specifically just john moses browning. p much every american firearm of note is either a browning or a stoner

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

atelier morgan posted:

less 'the americans' and more specifically just john moses browning. p much every american firearm of note is either a browning or a stoner

You seem to be forgetting Samuel Colt and Benjamin Tyler Henry.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Grimson posted:

you might think its stupid or silly (and i agree with you), but its part of a nation building exercise that, as israel is a settler-state, has an end-goal of justifying israels claim to the area. by appropriating the levantine cuisine and saying its "israeli" they're effectively claiming ownership of the food culture in the region and removing the originators who have cooked the food for generations. you see the same poo poo in italy where modern day italy is using food as a pillar in establishing the "italian identity", not to mention how important it is for the italian gdp, and all of the food they're touting as "traditional italian" is either a newly imagined dish or a corruption of an older traditional food.

ft did a really good interview with an italian food historian: https://archive.ph/qeZcv
its culture war all the way down

Grandi kicks rear end and makes people mad as hell.

But yeah calling all these food Israeli is part of the cultural erasure that the genocide entails. Its the same in spirit as the razing of cemetaries, the bombing of historic mosques and the raiding of the archaeological departments of the universities and museums.

Classic colonial things.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Justin Tyme posted:

considering one of the big requirements for military MREs is "doesnt cause the soldier to have to take a sudden poo poo during a firefight" this seems... ill thought out



Apparently the tuna lamp isn't a joke - it's a common IDF tactic to make the extremely oily tuna taste a bit better. You use a square of toilet paper as the wick!

If the timestamp works, this is the bit where Steve tries to cobble together a meal out of the other MRE components. It's pretty wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo8GJ1B-7J4&t=918s

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



MRE Steve ate Chinese rations that failed quality control and got sick for almost a year, but he still says the Israeli rations are the worst.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Pookah posted:



Apparently the tuna lamp isn't a joke - it's a common IDF tactic to make the extremely oily tuna taste a bit better. You use a square of toilet paper as the wick!

If the timestamp works, this is the bit where Steve tries to cobble together a meal out of the other MRE components. It's pretty wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo8GJ1B-7J4&t=918s

Thanks for posting that. I forgot the poo poo paper candle wick.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Frosted Flake posted:

You seem to be forgetting Samuel Colt and Benjamin Tyler Henry.

fine, every american firearm of note anyone still uses in the 21st century

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Its not because the IDF sucks at rations. (They might but this is not a good faith effort at an actual MRE.)

Its because, and steve does mention this in the video, that they have no use case for field rations considering theyre almost never more than 24 hours away from a canteen that is well stocked, and takeout pizza, all thanks to the country being tiny. They dont need to haul these anywhere because they have ample transport.

So you get this extremely cost cut box full of cans to tick off a box and thats it.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

the second the IOF tried invading Lebanon there will be a second 10/7

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Rigged Death Trap posted:

Its not because the IDF sucks at rations. (They might but this is not a good faith effort at an actual MRE.)

Its because, and steve does mention this in the video, that they have no use case for field rations considering theyre almost never more than 24 hours away from a canteen that is well stocked, and takeout pizza, all thanks to the country being tiny. They dont need to haul these anywhere because they have ample transport.

So you get this extremely cost cut box full of cans to tick off a box and thats it.

This is what I heard too, except we've been hearing a lot lately about Israeli soldiers getting sick after eating badly prepared or stored food supplied by random civilians. So it sounds to me that in actual wartime conditions, the canteens are either overwhelmed or simply not there, the rations are crap and the pizza delivery charges are just too drat high.

BadOptics posted:

Thanks for posting that. I forgot the poo poo paper candle wick.

So had I, I genuinely started laughing when I saw it again,.

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
Haaratz has exposed that racist 72 virgins telegram channel that was knocking around earlier in the war posting snuff films as an "unofficial" psyop ran by government personnel.

https://x.com/muhammadshehad2/status/1754072346439168282?s=20

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

atelier morgan posted:

less 'the americans' and more specifically just john moses browning. p much every american firearm of note is either a browning or a stoner

browning is a strange historical figure to wrap my head around, in that he was part of a tradition of mormon gunsmithing that started when the us army kept trying to kill them all every time they attempted to settle somewhere but he really, really wanted to make guns for the people that drove his family from illinois all the way to some inhospitable desert in the rear end end of nowhere. his motivations are probably really simple (he probably just really liked making money) but he was also alive for the last of the mormon wars

on the other hand the mormons were doubling as the enforcers of the native genocide between skirmishes with uncle sam all the way down the southwest, so maybe he was just as loving nuts as the rest of utah.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Pookah posted:

This is what I heard too, except we've been hearing a lot lately about Israeli soldiers getting sick after eating badly prepared or stored food supplied by random civilians. So it sounds to me that in actual wartime conditions, the canteens are either overwhelmed or simply not there, the rations are crap and the pizza delivery charges are just too drat high.

The Israelis can't get their actual real soldiers to escort their tanks, so there's no way their pizza delivery services are getting within 10km of danger. Maybe at some point they'll designate some battalion level pizza pick up soldiers. Hell, it could be a reward duty - kill your kid quota and get a few hours away from the unaccountably angry locals to get food for the guys.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Apologies if this veers too close to burgers but I finding hilarious/exasperating that dipsbits think this of all things will get people to turn around and vote for Genocide Joe.

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1754191142139109691?t=jei3FRD1_kCrmp6X9Nx7Mw&s=19

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pookah posted:

Israeli soldiers getting sick after eating badly prepared or stored food supplied by random civilians.

praxis

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

OctaMurk posted:

Some bombs do release toxic gases -- white phosphorus bombs, fuel air explosives and DIME bombs usse super toxic chemicals for example.

Just touching TNT enough will make you sick, it's made with toluene, which I avoid like crazy after meeting my brothers mate as a teenager who was painting cars for a living and bleeding through his skin because of the solvents. Idk about all the more toxic byproducts when it explodes but it does produce a bunch of carbon monoxide.

evilmiera posted:

Of course the queen's shaft isn't working she's been dead for years!

Centuries even. It's not the QE2.

Regarding that Afghanistan girls education thing, you are right, it could be read that way. I spent 20 minutes trying to find a un source and everything I read was written even vaguer. Some of the strangest grammatical constructions I have ever seen just to avoid saying what is happening.

Megamissen posted:

a russiant

Hello mr Friedman

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

yeah I can't think of a single dish which originated from Israel

Roast baby

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pookah posted:

This is what I heard too, except we've been hearing a lot lately about Israeli soldiers getting sick after eating badly prepared or stored food supplied by random civilians. So it sounds to me that in actual wartime conditions, the canteens are either overwhelmed or simply not there, the rations are crap and the pizza delivery charges are just too drat high.

probably just the usual neoliberal rot. why keep paying for a logistics system that can supply and feed your theoretical wartime mobilized army when you're not supposed to have to mobilize ever? mus easier to just cut it down so it's barely adequate for your peacetime roving death squads

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

BadOptics posted:

There's a guy who reviews various military MREs (meals ready to eat) and the Israeli one is the shittiest cans of tuna drowning in oil.

Don't forget the enormous cans of corn. Just oily tuna fish and corn

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

https://fxtwitter.com/ryangrim/status/1754213950059602377?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Malleum posted:

browning is a strange historical figure to wrap my head around, in that he was part of a tradition of mormon gunsmithing that started when the us army kept trying to kill them all every time they attempted to settle somewhere but he really, really wanted to make guns for the people that drove his family from illinois all the way to some inhospitable desert in the rear end end of nowhere. his motivations are probably really simple (he probably just really liked making money) but he was also alive for the last of the mormon wars

on the other hand the mormons were doubling as the enforcers of the native genocide between skirmishes with uncle sam all the way down the southwest, so maybe he was just as loving nuts as the rest of utah.

I don't know anything about the Mormon history (outside of the Big Love show), but doesn't your short description of the relationship between the Mormons and the American colonizers have close parallel of the relationship between the Christians and the Jews post WW2? The Jews were disliked by the Christians and they got kicked out of Europe to an rear end end region to fight the natives who were even more disliked by the Christians.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Come to think of it, why didn't we just give Israel to the state of Utah

How about Grand Island? Is that still on the table?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

stephenthinkpad posted:

I don't know anything about the Mormon history (outside of the Big Love show), but doesn't your short description of the relationship between the Mormons and the American colonizers have close parallel of the relationship between the Christians and the Jews post WW2? The Jews were disliked by the Christians and they got kicked out of Europe to an rear end end region to fight the natives who were even more disliked by the Christians.

I mean, the Mormons would love that comparison, but I disagree.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

It's not a final solution

It's a final opportunity


TOTALLY NOT GENOCIDE

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Frosted Flake posted:

I mean, the Mormons would love that comparison, but I disagree.

yea. I was raised Mormon and what a lot of them refuse to acknowledge is that people were chasing them out for a reason. polygamists trying to lure daughters and wives of non-polygamists is not something that people tolerate for long

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Really, the mormons were a sort of proto dsa

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
How can America expect to defeat the warriors of Yemen? Look at their prodigious strength!

https://twitter.com/AbuGhaith85/status/1753876342016270812

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Malleum posted:

browning is a strange historical figure to wrap my head around, in that he was part of a tradition of mormon gunsmithing that started when the us army kept trying to kill them all every time they attempted to settle somewhere but he really, really wanted to make guns for the people that drove his family from illinois all the way to some inhospitable desert in the rear end end of nowhere. his motivations are probably really simple (he probably just really liked making money) but he was also alive for the last of the mormon wars

on the other hand the mormons were doubling as the enforcers of the native genocide between skirmishes with uncle sam all the way down the southwest, so maybe he was just as loving nuts as the rest of utah.

the Mormons maintain their old colony in Nauvoo, Illinois as a weird combination tourist trap/historical site/shrine for religious pilgrimage, and part of that is that they've restored Jonathan Browning's (father of the famous one) old gunsmithing shop and do guided tours of it, which feels extremely weird on the same day you've done baptisms for the dead in the temple and right before you drive out to Carthage Jail to see the bullet holes from when Joseph Smith was shot

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


It's nuts how much the white house has felt like it's on autopilot throughout this crisis. Even where it's taking action, bombing the houthis and militias, it feels like they're making the default decision, what the U.S. government would do automatically if left fully headless. All of the messaging feels like it's meant to buy time, "we're talking behind the scenes we swear". Just displaying no initiative whatsoever, even on behalf of their most monstrous objectives.

By contrast, those operating on behalf of Palestine have been very proactive. The ICJ case, the Yemeni blockade, the ongoing resistance within Gaza. Part of what makes their success seem so possible is that they're clearly the side with motivation.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Marenghi posted:

Haaratz has exposed that racist 72 virgins telegram channel that was knocking around earlier in the war posting snuff films as an "unofficial" psyop ran by government personnel.

https://x.com/muhammadshehad2/status/1754072346439168282?s=20

so we can cut funding to israel now right

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/report-smotrich-trying-to-prevent-banks-from-enforcing-us-sanctions-against-settlers/
Report: Smotrich trying to prevent banks from enforcing US sanctions against settlers

Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich is seeking to prevent Israeli banks from complying with US sanctions against allegedly violent Israeli settlers, Channel 12 reports.

Bank Leumi earlier froze the account of one of the four sanctioned individuals — fearing American legal repercussions if it continues to service him.

The report says that Smotrich contacted the Bank of Israel today and asked the supervisor of the banks to issue a clarification that Israeli law does not oblige banks to freeze sanctioned individuals’ accounts.

Smotrich is quoted as saying it was “unthinkable” that an Israeli bank should take action against an Israeli citizen over a US decision.

“I will take action as the finance minister and do what I must,” he reportedly said, adding that, “if need be, we’ll advance legislation on the matter.”

A banking source tells the network the US could sanction banks who continue to serve sanctioned individuals.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Malloc Voidstar posted:

Smotrich is quoted as saying it was “unthinkable” that an Israeli bank should take action against an Israeli citizen over a US decision.

Israeli caved on FATCA reporting requirements for dual Israeli-US citizens, etc. Plus IDB, Bank Leumi, etc. have Deferred Prosecution Agreements for enabling the FATCA, etc. stuff previously so them not doing what's said would default those agreements and get them more substantially reamed on the previous poo poo as well as this.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"it's unthinkable foreign influence should guide domestic policy" I say as I sign my sodastream loyalty oath, a requirement to be a Texas schoolteacher

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/Lowkey0nline/status/1754203169431642443

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

They're already due for rotation?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Horseshoe theory posted:

Israeli caved on FATCA reporting requirements for dual Israeli-US citizens, etc. Plus IDB, Bank Leumi, etc. have Deferred Prosecution Agreements for enabling the FATCA, etc. stuff previously so them not doing what's said would default those agreements and get them more substantially reamed on the previous poo poo as well as this.

It would be pretty funny if these token sanctions end up causing actual damage due to Zionist intransigence. Not holding my breath on it, but then again the whole machine seems to be breaking down in weird ways.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply