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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Suddenly I understand dark souls npcs

:hmmyes:

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
:discourse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0YjTA7s7ek&hd=1

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

This speaks to me. There is an entire contingent of high school friends on my Facebook feed who communicate primarily in pictures of guys from poo poo like Peaky Blinders with text along the lines of:

“When you see me crying, know that is a cleansing rain that washes the blood from the battlefield that is my life.”

Or

“If you can’t handle me when I’m punching holes in drywall while cursing all the time, you don’t deserve me when I’m doing that less often.”

Or

“If you don’t like me, join the club. I’ll be out here with the rest of the lone wolves, because I like me, and also there is a dress code to get in the club, but I can’t meet the criteria for it, because I’m a wolf, and wolves don’t wear clothes, so even if I wanted to get in I couldn’t, but I don’t want to be in the club because I respect me and also I bet there’s an annual membership fee and I’m trying to get my finances under control right now.”

Or glamor shots of gross looking comfort food piles.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
All of those were great for different reasons

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you don't like me well you go ahead and wash my underwear yourself then

E: #gun #maga

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

mysterious frankie posted:

This speaks to me. There is an entire contingent of high school friends on my Facebook feed who communicate primarily in pictures of guys from poo poo like Peaky Blinders with text along the lines of: [:jerkbag:]


When did yinz graduate from high school?

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

root beer posted:

When did yinz graduate from high school?

Go Stillers!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

root beer posted:

When did yinz graduate from high school?

When did I graduate? You never graduate from the school of hard knocks. You can only eventually kill the principal and take his place as the king of the school. Now who’s laughing? Class is in session…

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


mysterious frankie posted:

This speaks to me. There is an entire contingent of high school friends on my Facebook feed who communicate primarily in pictures of guys from poo poo like Peaky Blinders with text along the lines of:

“When you see me crying, know that is a cleansing rain that washes the blood from the battlefield that is my life.”

Or

“If you can’t handle me when I’m punching holes in drywall while cursing all the time, you don’t deserve me when I’m doing that less often.”

Or

“If you don’t like me, join the club. I’ll be out here with the rest of the lone wolves, because I like me, and also there is a dress code to get in the club, but I can’t meet the criteria for it, because I’m a wolf, and wolves don’t wear clothes, so even if I wanted to get in I couldn’t, but I don’t want to be in the club because I respect me and also I bet there’s an annual membership fee and I’m trying to get my finances under control right now.”

Or glamor shots of gross looking comfort food piles.



Also ill take an arn for the stillers game

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

mysterious frankie posted:

This speaks to me. There is an entire contingent of high school friends on my Facebook feed who communicate primarily in pictures of guys from poo poo like Peaky Blinders with text along the lines of:

“When you see me crying, know that is a cleansing rain that washes the blood from the battlefield that is my life.”

Or

“If you can’t handle me when I’m punching holes in drywall while cursing all the time, you don’t deserve me when I’m doing that less often.”

Or

“If you don’t like me, join the club. I’ll be out here with the rest of the lone wolves, because I like me, and also there is a dress code to get in the club, but I can’t meet the criteria for it, because I’m a wolf, and wolves don’t wear clothes, so even if I wanted to get in I couldn’t, but I don’t want to be in the club because I respect me and also I bet there’s an annual membership fee and I’m trying to get my finances under control right now.”

Or glamor shots of gross looking comfort food piles.

Lmfao

Also:

"Alphas don't concern themselves with the opinions of betas, because if you're using 'alpha' as a label you're not capable of sapience or sentience, at least that's what my court mandated therapist says and I'm guessing those words mean something girly and can any of you remember where I left my one-hitter? I bet one of you stole it, DM me and I'll get back to you when mom lets me get the wifi password I'm on her phone rn and have to give it back soon."

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

I quoted you to see what link wasn't working and manually open it, it wasn't worth it.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Baron von Eevl posted:

I quoted you to see what link wasn't working and manually open it, it wasn't worth it.

sounds as though you can't handle that link at its worst

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Buddy you have no idea of the amount of things I can't handle

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Feb 4, 2024

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Basic hygiene, a healthy diet, exercise?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Buddy if you have to talk about those things I'm going to have to ask you to spell them out so I can't understand them.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005






Seriously though,

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

PYF Memes: Buddy you have no idea of the amount of things I can't handle

"Buddy" can probably be trimmed if its too long

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I have a favor to ask. I just got a new certified pre-owned kidney and am looking first r kidney or transplant related memes

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

N. Senada posted:

I have a favor to ask. I just got a new certified pre-owned kidney and am looking first r kidney or transplant related memes

Congrats

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

N. Senada posted:

I have a favor to ask. I just got a new certified pre-owned kidney and am looking first r kidney or transplant related memes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Perfect my rear end, this ain’t Blend W.

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

the perfect anime-mashup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCd0YPt5MKw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP


Get the skip doctor

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


N. Senada posted:

I have a favor to ask. I just got a new certified pre-owned kidney and am looking first r kidney or transplant related memes

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Yeah, like if the bad kidney is only functioning at like 10%, putting another bad kidney in there would still be better than nothing right? Just cram all the bad kidneys no one wants in there until a good one's available, duh.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



In pursuit of the purest piss possible by signing up under multiple names on the kidney waiting list.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


cult_hero posted:

Yeah, like if the bad kidney is only functioning at like 10%, putting another bad kidney in there would still be better than nothing right? Just cram all the bad kidneys no one wants in there until a good one's available, duh.

Sure, but it's counter intuitive to most people. Also it was the first idea that came to mind!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

That one episode of Invader Zim: Oops! All Kidneys! Edition

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer


















PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.








stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

lmao

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


hahahaha

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

cult_hero posted:

Yeah, like if the bad kidney is only functioning at like 10%, putting another bad kidney in there would still be better than nothing right? Just cram all the bad kidneys no one wants in there until a good one's available, duh.

A Beowulf cluster of kidneys

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

N. Senada posted:

I have a favor to ask. I just got a new certified pre-owned kidney and am looking first r kidney or transplant related memes

congrats on your new kidney lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Knormal posted:

I was going to express my confusion about the hair spikes on the top of head, but also distinct hairs above the ears, but I think the image answered me.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


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Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

cult_hero posted:

Yeah, like if the bad kidney is only functioning at like 10%, putting another bad kidney in there would still be better than nothing right? Just cram all the bad kidneys no one wants in there until a good one's available, duh.

Kidneys Georg is an outlier...

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