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Vord
Oct 27, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Yet he still has pull at the local military school.


I just watched that episode today. He knows one of military school boards members and refers to them by a nickname so they probably served together or both went to that military school.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
For airing in 2007, the Peggy drag show episode was especially progressive. That kind of blew me away.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

"I can hardly wait to see my grandson all toughened up. You think you folks could mail me copies of his daily beating logs?"

"Colonel Hill, you do realize things have changed since your time here?"

"All right, you can e-mail them to me."

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Yet he still has pull at the local military school.

Lol that dude gets fired so hard

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Got to keep the chair, good for him

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Vord posted:

I just watched that episode today. He knows one of military school boards members and refers to them by a nickname so they probably served together or both went to that military school.

Yeah, and that dude was a General. Cotton's got pull in certain circles

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I told you nicely to buy me a gun.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


“The boy's got no fight in him. I don't get it. He spends 5 hours a day playing violent video games. What's the point if they don't have any effect on him?”

That’s my new favorite hank quote

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Cotton was the most highly decorated person to ever attend that school. He was a POW and Medal of Honor recipient. If he gave a crap about what anyone thought of him he could probably be a congressman in six months.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





SilvergunSuperman posted:

I dunno they brought Gilbert back and hosed it up

blood and sauce is in the top two episodes of the entire series. I will have your silence

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Free at last, FREE AT LAST

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Shishkahuben posted:

blood and sauce is in the top two episodes of the entire series. I will have your silence

Clownass take

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lol

Doctor Syrup
Apr 7, 2009

The Haha, Bobby! The Haha!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
It follows Aristotle's dictum

It delights

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Your laughter is ill informed!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


MightyJoe36 posted:

Your laughter is ill informed!

It scalds!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Somehow I had never seen the episode when cotton burns down the church before. Pretty funny

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Bismack Billabongo posted:

Somehow I had never seen the episode when cotton burns down the church before. Pretty funny

That's because it was Bobby, the smelly man.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



The weird thing is for how perfect he was at it Paul F Tompkins has said he was a last minute replacement for a celebrity voice actor who backed out.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

pixaal posted:

That's because it was Bobby, the smelly man.

I put the lutefisk on the table, next to the Frito Pie, and the Frito Pie

Illmade
Jan 17, 2024

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
PSYCORPS

Nothing is worth dying for, except Palestinians for Israel
"He is so sensitive. Like a poet."

*Hank frowns*

"A cowboy poet."

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




I love how this guy, by sheer coincidence, was given the same last name as one of the rodeo clowns Bobby takes as a mentor back in season 4, leading to the fan theory that he's that guy's son trying to make his family profession "respectable"

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Tartuffe, the Spry Wonder Dog

Mackerel Cornflake
Mar 26, 2021

Enami was able to
obtain that cereal
through illegal
channels.


Yes, madam. I'd like a beating.

Did I say "like"? I meant to say NOT LIKE.



Love the clown college episode.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Asterite34 posted:

I love how this guy, by sheer coincidence, was given the same last name as one of the rodeo clowns Bobby takes as a mentor back in season 4, leading to the fan theory that he's that guy's son trying to make his family profession "respectable"

Where did you hear it was a coincidence?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

The clown episode also had perhaps one of the greatest B plots of all, the kickball game.

DALE : A kick and a miss for John No-scorin' Red-corin!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I would give anything for him to rerecord that part as Mr. Peanutbutter

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Bills. Bills. Bills.


Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Hank Rutherford Hill is naive your middle name???

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Fishstick posted:

Bills. Bills. Bills.


Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?

I remember the pilot episode of The Pitts stole this joke.

Remember The Pitts?!

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

J’accuse!

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Boggle?

Boogaloo Shrimp
Aug 2, 2004

Oil paintings, oil paintings

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Damnit, I was going to pop in to make a joke about Toby Keith stealing the Angels' songs now, but that was Randy Travis.

Toby Keith, as far as I can tell, was never and now never can be on King of the Hill.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
RIp toby keith forever second fiddle to randy travis

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Boogaloo Shrimp posted:

Oil paintings, oil paintings


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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


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