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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

don't doxx me pls corn

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what's the egg from

it tickles the back of my memory, like an uneasy fever dream

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



a mirror

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Looks almost Monkey Dust-y

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
sausage fingers has cancer

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Solefald posted:

djf just bought some beef monster munch
not the best ones but phwoar they're pretty fit

Sorry for his bad taste, pickled onion/flamin hot supremacy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

sausage fingers has cancer

In his sausages?

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Butterfly Valley posted:

Sorry for his bad taste, pickled onion/flamin hot supremacy

it was the only flavour available
also they are good

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i still miss snyders jalapeno pretzel pieces

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goatface posted:

In his sausages?

prostate, so sausage target

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


it's not prostate cancer apparently.
They tested some other tissue while poking around up there and found another cancer. idk what it could be

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Solefald posted:

it's not prostate cancer apparently.
They tested some other tissue while poking around up there and found another cancer. idk what it could be

Rectal cancer seems kind of obvious.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Seth cracking his knuckles for another bout of royal death shrek cock

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

i still miss snyders jalapeno pretzel pieces

I got a box of 8 big bags for £30 recently

kind of stupid to pay that kind of markup but on a calories per £ rate it was probably still pretty good value

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

i still miss snyders jalapeno pretzel pieces

Poundland sell these, they're a pretty close approximation https://www.poundland.co.uk/crackzel-pretzel-pieces-jalepeno-85g

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

King has bum cancer

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



:rip:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Aldi do pretzel pieces too

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Looking forward to all the tasteful tributes when he dies


ooouuuuhh

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ratjaculation posted:

Seth cracking his knuckles for another bout of royal death shrek cock

he loving loves the shrek cock

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
So when do you lot reckon we're going to have another state funeral?

For my mum it was about 6 months from diagnosis to her funeral, she got caught late & there was pretty much gently caress all they could do by that point.

I guess King Sausage-Fingers is lucky in that they have probably caught it early so he should last a bit longer.

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
I mean, I'd imagine they get very regular health checkups. I'd think they caught it very clearly personally... Did they ever say how Lizzy died?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

I mean, I'd imagine they get very regular health checkups. I'd think they caught it very clearly personally... Did they ever say how Lizzy died?

She tried to ride the Sybian

smiling giraffe
Nov 12, 2015
hes got the cancer of the prick

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I can’t believe the king has finger cancer

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Gawd savfe tha keeeeeng

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Jose posted:

sausage fingers has cancer

Another holiday coming soon then

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

CancerCakes posted:

King has bum cancer

Starbucks posted:

It’s about time Anusol got the royal warrant.

Called it

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

Did they ever say how Lizzy died?

From the Guardian..

"It would later transpire, when her death certificate was made public weeks later, that the queen died at 3.10pm. She was pronounced deceased – the cause of death later given as “old age” – by Dr Douglas Glass, her official apothecary in Scotland"

I think thats a polite way of saying cancer.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ragnar Gunvald posted:

I mean, I'd imagine they get very regular health checkups. I'd think they caught it very clearly personally... Did they ever say how Lizzy died?

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
:laffo:

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

What are your blokes thoughts on the news that King Charles III has been diagnosed with colon cancer

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Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
Don't really care tbh, his mum was cool. He and the rest of the royals are a bunch of cunts tbh and a waste of money.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
Thoughts and prayers for everyone in the UK during this most difficult time.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Get well soon big Chuck

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
I call dibs on the sausages

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

other people posted:

Thoughts and prayers for everyone in the UK during this most difficult time.

This morning when i found out I walked outside, knelt down on one knee and prayed to Texan Jesus that he'd help cure the king of the royal cancer

Solidarity across the "pond" for a beloved world leader

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
right, we need someone to offer the king their bum for a transplant. I'll set up the justgiving page

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bardeh posted:

right, we need someone to offer the king their bum for a transplant. I'll set up the justgiving page

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
king billy the pegged landing 2025 is it

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