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flubber nuts posted:did he die yet what up Ya
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flubber nuts posted:did he die yet what up Cancer or something.
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Enlarged prostate and finger cancer
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The King stuck trumps syphilis finger up his rear end to massage his prostate and got cancer? That's hosed up, even for the royals.
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BUG JUG posted:The King stuck trumps syphilis finger up his rear end to massage his prostate and got cancer? That's hosed up, even for the royals. Thank-you for this amazing Monday afternoon visual
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Grey Cat posted:Cancer or something. Those crabs keep pinching his fingers ands that’s why they’re so big
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Queen Camilla the Cutthroat will launch a coup and become The Second Protector
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I can't believe it's already been 2 whole Christmases since the Queen died
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Yup, I guess Christmas came early this year.
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preordering a commemorative plate with an etching of the royal tumor on it
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immediately thought of this thread when i saw the news
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Feb 6, 2024 03:44
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yay we love our short kings 💪
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Reminder Charley is really big into alt medicine including Homeopathy so while he might have access to the best actual true medical treatment, you can be sure he wont be taking it.
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Where does the tumor fall in the line of succession?
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Knormal posted:Where does the tumor fall in the line of succession? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
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Feb 6, 2024 05:57
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With the queen out the way you’d have thought the only one after a quick succession would be Andrew
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Reminder Charley is really big into alt medicine including Homeopathy so while he might have access to the best actual true medical treatment, you can be sure he wont be taking it. Ah, so the Steve Jobs treatment plan? I suppose you can't argue with an Insanely Great 100% success rate* *for the cancer
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Oi guvnah I've got cancer in me bum
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pip pip cheerio time to turn me arsehole into a great bloody french press, what
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I knew we should have waited before changing our money and building signs and poo poo
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I knew Charles was v likely gonna go down fast but I didn't expect this fast I hope there's an extremely stupid succession crisis and war. I hope the princes duke it out in giant robots
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I knew we should have waited before changing our money and building signs and poo poo this is actually a good thing. jobs creation. via jobs method of cancer treatment
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I knew Charles was v likely gonna go down fast but I didn't expect this fast theyre going to have a swordfight against each other with their dick + balls, op
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That’s a good point - the vast costs to the state for Charles to have a three month jolly as king will surely lead to some “difficult decisions” where the only solution is to cut local services to pay for another set of headshots and stamps. Get someone other than Ive to do the logo next time please.
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Curious to see if Kate ever shows up in public again. Something seems fishy there, too.
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idiotsavant posted:theyre going to have a swordfight against each other with their dick + balls, op Acceptable, as long as the giant robots also have dicks and balls
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I knew Charles was v likely gonna go down fast but I didn't expect this fast Even if he keels over tomorrow he still won't have been the shortest serving king on those blighted isles. Edgar the Ætheling reigned for literally only a couple of months. quote:I hope there's an extremely stupid succession crisis and war. I hope the princes duke it out in giant robots Given the extremely stupid timeline we're on, I'm just waiting for them to discover Liz Truss is actually first in line.
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idiotsavant posted:theyre going to have a swordfight against each other with their dick + balls, op they were snail people this whole time?!
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I for one welcome the upcoming reign of our new overlord, King Billy. Hes notoriously lazy and workshy so hes the perfect candidate to finally kill the monarchy off. Anyway, my guess is some kind of lymph system cancer. Explains all the fluid retention and the wierd pools of fluid.
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Adding my vote for bladder cancer, because I read about somewhere today and the stars have therefore aligned (so glad this thread is back)
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Delighted to announce Sir Ephraim Fauntleroy - Smythe has been appointed as Chief Fruit Groom to the Royal Buttocks and will be responsible for administering treatments favoured by the great Steve Jobs. Citrus fruits will be inserted into the Royal Anus at 12 noon every day to the sound of a Herald Trumpeter
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At hostpital, sausage fingat! E: and good point, are we going from a noted friend of pedo's to an actual pedo? I wonder how Chris Morris is taking all this. staberind fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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I heard the cancer has spread to his fingers and now Queen Charles has finger cancer cuz he just couldn't keep his fingers out of his royal rear end. Typical Englishman. I think either James Corden or the ghost of Jimmy Saville is next in line for the ol' bone throne.
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Local Cancerous Necrotic Tissue addled Paedophile-Adjascent Parasite "Astonished & saddened" by slanderous rumours of digital obesity; declares every year an "annus horibilis"
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Penile cancer. Very sad.
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Tragic news: cancer suffers from monarch
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staberind posted:digital obesity rude to call me out like this
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FuturePastNow posted:Penile cancer. Very sad. staberind posted:Local Cancerous Necrotic Tissue addled Paedophile-Adjascent Parasite "Astonished & saddened" by slanderous rumours of digital obesity; declares every year an "annus horibilis" anus horibilis
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staberind posted:Local Cancerous Necrotic Tissue addled Paedophile-Adjascent Parasite "Astonished & saddened" by slanderous rumours of digital obesity; declares every year an "annus horibilis" the other horrible anus? my royal butthole cancer 
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