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Batterypowered7 posted:Who is this Ben Ghazi? you’re thinking of “bazinga”, a character on the office or something
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Feb 6, 2024 09:17
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okay seth meyer's writers must be reading this thread because the joke he made about that elvis/trump pic was that the only similarity between them was that trump also look like he died on the toilet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVmYRUibjOU&t=174s
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Feb 6, 2024 09:17
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Strong Sauce posted:okay seth meyer's writers must be reading this thread because the joke he made about that elvis/trump pic was that the only similarity between them was that trump also look like he died on the toilet. Or maybe it's just a reasonably obvious joke. Colbert made the same joke about "one lady and one felon" that was a thread title a few weeks ago. (Well, he played the clip of Nikki Haley saying "one lady and one fella" and then went "it's pronounced.....felon", but same idea). Pretty sure Colbert's writers aren't checking the famously relevant Something Awful Forums for material.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:20
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do u think seth have starsi in his house? 
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Feb 6, 2024 09:21
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It is a drat good thing for every slacker, truant, and stoner in America that man chose to be a politician and not a principal.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:22
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Or maybe it's just a reasonably obvious joke. Colbert made the same joke about "one lady and one felon" that was a thread title a few weeks ago. (Well, he played the clip of Nikki Haley saying "one lady and one fella" and then went "it's pronounced.....felon", but same idea). Pretty sure Colbert's writers aren't checking the famously relevant Something Awful Forums for material. its not that serious man.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:23
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i think jon stewart will still find there is comedy  to be mined here
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Feb 6, 2024 09:40
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Achilles was a whiney bitch, Hector was a wuss, Paris was a coxcomb Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:52
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Strong Sauce posted:okay seth meyer's writers must be reading this thread because the joke he made about that elvis/trump pic was that the only similarity between them was that trump also look like he died on the toilet. It took me this mention of his "tears in their eyes" shtick to connect the reports about his smell and all the people close to him tearing up. drat, and I've been reading this thread for years.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:55
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Strong Sauce posted:its not that serious man. Stealing jokes from underpaid forum posters is no laughing matter!
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Feb 6, 2024 09:57
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The Locator posted:She's stupid. She thinks he means that kids should be allowed to fly for free, when he is saying that you shouldn't have to pay an EXTRA fee to allow your kids to sit with you. And in practice all it means is that if you don't get to choose your seats because of status, and you don't pay to do it, and you've booked your entire family of five on some poo poo rear end basic economy tickets, that the airline sticks you all together (or in small groups of children split between parents) in the absolute worst seats they have. Either at the very back or in front of an exit row where the seats don't recline.
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Feb 6, 2024 10:02
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:RICKY SPANIIIISH... Wait. Did American Dad do a play on the alias Ron Mexico? That's a deep cut
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Feb 6, 2024 10:44
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AvesPKS posted:More interesting than the Business Secrets of the Pharaohs 
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Feb 6, 2024 11:11
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IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE POSTED ONLINE, IT'S IMPORTANT ENOUGH THAT IT SHOULD BE POSTED IN ALL CAPS!!!!
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Feb 6, 2024 11:33
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i'm looking down at my keyboard and all of the keys appear to be printed in caps and WHAT IS THIS KEY ON MY KEYBOARD AND I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT NOW
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Feb 6, 2024 11:56
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KING CHARLES HAS CANCER, SAD NEWS! BUT LET ME TELL YOU, HIS FINGERS ARE TREMENDOUS, LIKE SAUSAGES! AND NOBODY EATS SAUSAGES BETTER THAN ME, YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT. THEY CALL ME THE THROAT GOAT – THE GLIZZY GULPER! I CAN THROAT MORE THAN OBAMA EVER COULD. MY SAUSAGE SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED
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Feb 6, 2024 12:00
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Pope Corky the IX posted:No, none of that counts because he became a born-again Christian. Oh poo poo yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:02
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ephex posted:KING CHARLES HAS CANCER, SAD NEWS! BUT LET ME TELL YOU, HIS FINGERS ARE TREMENDOUS, LIKE SAUSAGES! AND NOBODY EATS SAUSAGES BETTER THAN ME, YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT. THEY CALL ME THE THROAT GOAT – THE GLIZZY GULPER! I CAN THROAT MORE THAN OBAMA EVER COULD. MY SAUSAGE SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED I find this attempt to be Trump rather lacking. There is no way he would put a u in favorite. But he would put an extra l in stolen.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:06
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'Died on the toilet like Elvis' jokes are so common I recognize it as a trope so yeh that's not....proof anyone is reading this thread
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Feb 6, 2024 12:08
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Bolivia feels left out, even if it was just a soft coup that was ended the following election
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Feb 6, 2024 12:19
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Did you confuse Peru for Bolivia?
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Feb 6, 2024 12:28
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Toby Keith died https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1754802987032080445?t=UlXPHNt-DLQgJ4fiuQqQyw&s=19    
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Feb 6, 2024 12:37
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Cancer is working hard at redeeming its reputation, huh
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Feb 6, 2024 12:39
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Hate when I get aggressive cancer of the Turbo and have to get a complete radical turbectomy as well as 1290 other surgeries
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Feb 6, 2024 12:40
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cr0y posted:Toby Keith died Edit: lol at those left wing leftists, trying to blame the vax on a very obvious biden kill. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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Feb 6, 2024 12:42
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Just big city liberals in their pussy-hats and Harry Potter t-shirts exploding like the end of Akira from their 1290 cancers activating at once.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:43
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steinrokkan posted:Did you confuse Peru for Bolivia? No, the 2019 ousting of Eva Morales
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Feb 6, 2024 12:45
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Toby Keith was the only one who could have stopped Taylor "NuKillary" Swift's rise to power
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Feb 6, 2024 12:45
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Anders posted:No, the 2019 ousting of Eva Morales Yes, that is shown on the map, though.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:46
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Amazing Zimmo posted:I just pictured ted cruz on all fours, licking the sludge from the bottom of a septic tank so his natural habitat...makes sense.
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Feb 6, 2024 12:47
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Feb 6, 2024 12:48
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steinrokkan posted:Yes, that is shown on the map, though. Derp, my bad. I misremembered and though Bolivia was where Equador is
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Feb 6, 2024 12:50
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Here a hint: Equador is on the Equator. Probably I dunno
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Feb 6, 2024 12:54
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Here a hint: Equador is on the Equator.  Bah, you got lucky 
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Feb 6, 2024 13:03
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Edmund Sparkler posted:All this bullshit about immigration reminded me of this song I really love. Is this only the 20th century or what? Mexico should definitely be filled in red otherwise.
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Feb 6, 2024 13:04
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Give me..... ENGORON!
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Feb 6, 2024 13:08
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Bunch of sheep.
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Feb 6, 2024 13:11
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You think that's bad? I knew a guy who knew a guy who got vaxxed once and then three years later he got hit by a truck! Coincidence!?!?
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Feb 6, 2024 13:11
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poisonpill posted:She’s stupid, but I don’t think she thinks that. It’s just another thing to be outraged about Either she's stupid and that's exactly what she thinks he's saying (that kids should fly free without buying a ticket at all, WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR AIRLINES), or she's a sly fox and is deliberately misinterpreting what he said to make it sound like that's what he was saying because it will make millions of idiots mad at Biden. I feel like I end up typing the phrase "deliberately misinterpreting" an awful lot in this thread (It also means she doesn't fly commercial or with kids otherwise she would understand that this is a big loving deal for traveling families and another example of airlines bleeding people dry with bullshit fees for things that used to be considered just common courtesy, back in my day when corporations behaved with integrity and compassion)
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Feb 6, 2024 13:12
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Rhonne posted:You think that's bad? I knew a guy who knew a guy who got vaxxed once and then three years later he got hit by a truck! Coincidence!?!? "Leftist related"
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Feb 6, 2024 13:12
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