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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


If PS5 is getting Starfield it's only fair that Xbox gets Knack.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

univbee posted:

Ah hell, forgot I called this back in early December.

My entire retirement hinges on a wasabi green Stadia controller still in shrink wrap.

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

kemco has made single digits worth of games worth a poo poo in their entire existence. it boggles me that they still exist as their own studio.

The only Kemco games I've ever played aside from the ICOM ports are Legend of the Ghost Lion and Superman, contenders for Worst RPG and Worst Anything on the NES.

edit: oh they did Bugs Bunny and the loving Snoopy games too, some real bangers.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



welcome posted:

The only Kemco games I've ever played aside from the ICOM ports are Legend of the Ghost Lion and Superman, contenders for Worst RPG and Worst Anything on the NES.

edit: oh they did Bugs Bunny and the loving Snoopy games too, some real bangers.

they did produce the excellent top gear games for snes, but those were not developed by them

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m glad Microsoft is selling the Xbox division to Nintendo.

Neco
Mar 13, 2005

listen
How is RE3? I am nearly finished wirh re2


Btw great thread content guys, keep up the good work!

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Microsoft is finally buying Sega and Sonic '26 is coming exclusively to the Saturn 360.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

bees x1000 posted:

Microsoft is finally buying Sega and Sonic '26 is coming exclusively to the Saturn 360.

brother please don't toy with my emotions like this

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




ImpAtom posted:

It's going to be genuinely funny when next week it turns out to be nothing but "We're putting Hi-Fi Rush on PS5"

Nah, unless it's some hail mary last-minute pivot they would have just said so. You don't stoke flames of online panic talking about a "business update event next week" in response to rumors that apparently aren't completely pulled out of thin air.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

bees x1000 posted:

Microsoft is finally buying Sega and Sonic '26 is coming exclusively to the Saturn 360.

OK this is epic.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Neco posted:

How is RE3? I am nearly finished wirh re2


Btw great thread content guys, keep up the good work!

It’s short and not as good as RE2, but not terrible.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Xbox Dreamcast 3 (the original xbox was the dreamcast 2)

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Neco posted:

How is RE3? I am nearly finished wirh re2


Btw great thread content guys, keep up the good work!

it's missing more stuff from the original compared to RE2R, but still worth checking out IMO

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
a new xbox console where there's no controller you just play games with the power of your brain. also there's no console either

moon demon
Sep 11, 2001

of the moon, of the dream
XBrain

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

isn't this what Elon Musk has?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


barnold posted:

a new xbox console where there's no controller you just play games with the power of your brain. also there's no console either

This is just the PS9 ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv9_AlimsiQ

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

spaceblancmange posted:

everyone must return their hardware to the nearest microsoft bureau for immediate destruction

And just so we are clear, its not just your Xbox's being destroyed, but the users as well.

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

We all thought the future would be balls, turns out it's rectangles.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

veni veni veni posted:

If PS5 is getting Starfield it's only fair that Xbox gets Knack.

Knack is literally the only good PlayStation exclusive. It would own if it came to Xbox.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

I said come in! posted:

Knack is literally the only good PlayStation exclusive. It would own if it came to Xbox.

We can trade for Blinx

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Rip Japan Studio, made knack 2 then died

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://www.youtube.com/live/urYULo_Fqe8?feature=shared

46:00 Mark.

Allegedly, staff are dissatisfied with changes in their compensation structure, particularly the absence of sales bonuses under Xbox's ownership. Xbox does not disclose sales numbers. This discontent has led to leaks and dissatisfaction among the staff.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Imagine working at Xbox and expecting a sales bonus

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

veni veni veni posted:

If PS5 is getting Starfield it's only fair that Xbox gets Knack.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

TheScott2K posted:

Imagine working at Xbox and expecting a sales bonus

Microsoft can quickly pay them out. I don't know if their sales numbers hit, but they can.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

univbee posted:

All those cheevos lost, like tears in frames.

Time to red ring.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

John F Bennett posted:

We all thought the future would be balls, turns out it's rectangles.

No the future is definitely balls

Bollocks even

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Xbox division merging with LinkedIn seems like the savvy play

90sgamer
Jun 28, 2023
fuck off worms butthole guy!!!
What if they say Bethesda and Activision games will always be third party but Xbox/Microsoft Game Studios games remain exclusive?

Though that contradicts sea of thieves and halo going multiplat

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

priznat posted:

Xbox division merging with LinkedIn seems like the savvy play
Pressing both thumbsticks and LT is now the LinkedIn shortcut, launching Edge by default.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Ruffian Price posted:

Pressing both thumbsticks and LT is now the LinkedIn shortcut, launching Edge by default.

It also will include your achievements in your LinkedIn profile!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

priznat posted:

It also will include your achievements in your LinkedIn profile!

"I am excited to share...."

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

welcome posted:

Don't know what Plate Up! is but I do know I'll play that trash.

It rules, it's roguelike overcooked. Prepare to be very stressed out, but unable to stop giving it one more try.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

It’s so joever. Sorry everyone

https://x.com/peterovo5/status/1754579373829620206?s=46

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Lmao: Xbox has lost these losers no one cares about. They're DEAD

Simiain
Dec 13, 2005

"BAM! The ole fork in the eye!!"
This is a nightmare, when am I going to wake up?

John F Bennett
Jan 30, 2013

I always wear my wedding ring. It's my trademark.

Nothing but cowards, good riddance.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
No, Klobrille too? Christ

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

just mournfully weeping and cradling my series x in my arms before laying it in a basket on the fire station doorstep and running away

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