Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008



Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
PsDoom (made ~2000)



quote:

Here, you can see two changes to the original program:
1) The text follows the top of the monster, rather than being in the middle of the screen.
2) Text longer than 7 characters shows the last 7 rather than the first 7 characters.
'/sbin/mingetty' is shown as 'ingetty' rather than '/sbin/m'




quote:

These pid monsters are being resurrected because I didn't have the permission to kill their corresponding processes.

You can tell if you had su from the doomguy portrait.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Laserjet 4P posted:

My camcorder story is that I got an SD Canon in tyool 2008 or so that had shittier video in a stupid .mod format that is just renamed mpeg I think and it just broke after 3 years of use.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvzwCPoXclQ

Now that was the poo poo.

All camcorder footage from the late 80s is a special kind of garbage though. I was envious of my uncle who had one which had stop motion functionality and I just dreamt about what I could do with that and my LEGO.

Before we went to HD with Sonys, that Panasonic was THE camera for our production department. Cheap, lightweight, easy to use, fairly robust. King of the 'good enough'.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



EVIL Gibson posted:

PsDoom (made ~2000)





You can tell if you had su from the doomguy portrait.

Lol yeah psdoom. Great idea assuming the only thing you ever have to do as an admin is kill processes


e: in retrospect I may have misinterpreted it as a general-purpose shell rather than just ps

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Feb 7, 2024

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

One neat idea psdoom allows for is making you work harder to kill a process that should be harder to kill - I don't remember what they scale by, probably runtime? It makes a certain kind of sense that it should be harder to kill a httpd that's been active for months than a grep -r you started 30 seconds ago, but nothing in the user interface of kill allows for that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Boss: WTF is up with the network?! DO SOMETHING
:madmax: Won't take long, I just need to frag some demo... I just need to defrag those daemons!

:madmax:Whew, that was close.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Computer viking posted:

One neat idea psdoom allows for is making you work harder to kill a process that should be harder to kill - I don't remember what they scale by, probably runtime? It makes a certain kind of sense that it should be harder to kill a httpd that's been active for months than a grep -r you started 30 seconds ago, but nothing in the user interface of kill allows for that.

Making simple things way too hard and potentially disastrous things extremely easy is a hallmark of every *nix OS, OP

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I know, that's what makes even this example of the opposite so memorable. :)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Or to be less flip, the whole deal with *nix utils is that they're tools, they behave the same way every time just like a wrench or hammer. If they didn't they would suck

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I think my issue with them is that they were created in a way where it was easy for some graybeard in the 70s to do something really fast so the command is just two characters and it has the ability to gently caress up your entire computer if you type the options wrong. So it feels like to move a file you have to type out a 130 character long command line with 20 options but if you want to delete the entire file system just type jkl in any terminal, no need to even press enter.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Data Graham posted:

Or to be less flip, the whole deal with *nix utils is that they're tools, they behave the same way every time just like a wrench or hammer. If they didn't they would suck


The interesting UX discussion is that physical tools are not like that. Pulling nails and cutting wood and the like is, as a first approximation, harder for more structurally important parts of your house. Do we want CLI tools with similar mechanics? Probably not! That doesn't mean it we can't have fun wondering what that would look like - and psdoom comes up as one of the few examples of actually implementing it, even as a joke.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Beve Stuscemi posted:

Making simple things way too hard and potentially disastrous things extremely easy is a hallmark of every *nix OS, OP

just like god intended :colbert:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Well what I was about to add was that you can use a hammer to hit a nail or your 5 year old son can use it to smash a window. It doesn't have any built-in safeguards against the latter, and should it? Wouldn't that make it worse at hitting nails?

Maybe today that's a wholly different conversation when hammers can have wifi and AI

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Data Graham posted:

Well what I was about to add was that you can use a hammer to hit a nail or your 5 year old son can use it to smash a window. It doesn't have any built-in safeguards against the latter, and should it? Wouldn't that make it worse at hitting nails?

Maybe today that's a wholly different conversation when hammers can have wifi and AI

Windows may be an expensive and annoying part to replace, but the roof won't fall on your head because a window pane broke. Hammers shouldn't have safeguards, but it is a natural side effect of their job that a roof truss is harder to cut than a skirting board, and a framing nail is harder to pull than a carpet tack. It's that "more important things are sturdier" effect that's lacking on the software side.

There are ways we have tried to add some resistance later, like immutable files and even making parts of the system read-only. That helps, but I conceptually like the idea of a simple heuristic that makes more important things harder to break. Even if it wouldn't make any sense in practice.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
My IoT hammer only works with approved RFID nails.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

There's probably a nailgun company out there working on bringing a Nails as a Service model to market complete with RFID nail packs and online verification so you can't reuse the tags.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Process killing difficulty thought experiment? I'll give it a shot!

For something cli-compatible, killing a process also requires typing in a key akin to a password or hash. The key is in no way secret, it's shown in the process list/details, and also given a part of the error if you fail to kill a process correctly. It's randomly generated and refreshed every minute or so.

The length of the key is determined by how long the process has been running, the character space is based on account context. Process started by same user the key is just numeric, process started by different user alphanumeric, system level or processes flagged as important include symbols

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I guess I'd like to see more about the criteria for what should make a pid more difficult to kill. Why is it just the long-lived ones that should be tougher? Why wouldn't you ever expect to run into a situation where you want to kill the 3-month-old Apache process but not the new one you just spawned with a new config? I know for sure at least as often as not the process I want gone is the one that's been slowly leaking memory for a year and now I have to type in a 21-digit prime number? gently caress that I'll just reboot

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
Sad news today, after my newly ordered Toshiba T5200 spent three weeks circling in the mail due to some mislabeling, it finally arrived with a broken plasma screen. Replacements are not easy to find unless you want to spend $300+ from an industrial supplier, so time to watch for other options It's a real shame since the plasma display (and being more powerful/moddable than my T3100) is why I wanted it.



The good news is I figured out how to switch it to external display so it's at least a 386 desktop for now. Particularly once I add sound/network and put in a new battery and a Gotek.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




How the hell do you even break one of those. They're quite sturdy.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

LimaBiker posted:

How the hell do you even break one of those. They're quite sturdy.



More seriously, it's pretty solid glass but it's still glass.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I’ve been trying to find the model of a laptop I used to have. It was the first computer that was ever “mine” as an 8yo kid, a hand-me-down or yard sale find or something like that.

The one thing about it, which I have never seen before or since, was that the whole screen could be detached and driven by a single thick cable from the laptop. The back of this color LCD was removable, such that you could place the screen on an overhead projector to present your screen.

I thought this would be easy to track down, but my googlings are turning up nothing. Does anyone remember these?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Yes! I want to say Texas Instruments? We had some of those in my elementary school, so naturally, my memory of them is foggy

I thought they were the coolest things. The teacher could just plop them on the overhead and we could see what was going on. There were definitely some education-specific programs we were using with them

E: maybe not. We had these: http://www.datamath.org/Graphing/TI-VSP82.htm and I assumed the cable was running to a separate PC, but I guess it’s just a power cable? They run off a calculator, which is why I only remember them being in math class I guess. When I was a kid I thought they were real computers.

Beve Stuscemi has a new favorite as of 13:53 on Feb 8, 2024

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Killer robot posted:

Particularly once I add sound/network and put in a new battery and a Gotek.

Ah, I see it’s running Linux.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

I totally remember those too from the same era. This one though was a laptop, of the chunky black variety, sporting a 386 or 486 running windows 3.1. It’s really driving me nuts that on top of not being able to find the specific model, there seems to be no googleable evidence of such a thing ever having existed.

Mine? I got bored of solitaire and took it apart to see what’s inside, using a hammer and a flathead screwdriver :negative:

snorch has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Feb 8, 2024

ExcessBLarg!
Sep 1, 2001

DATAMATH posted:

With the phase out of the overhead projectors from the daily life, Texas Instruments developed with the TI-Presenter a perfect replacement for the ViewScreen panels based on modern video technology.
I'm amused by the phaseout of overhead projectors as an obsolete technology "from the daily life", but not graphing calculators.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

ExcessBLarg! posted:

I'm amused by the phaseout of overhead projectors as an obsolete technology "from the daily life", but not graphing calculators.

They have such a weird monopoly on those. One example of a company only mildly innovating cause who cares ??? high schoolers are gonna buy them by the millions every year.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I settled with a TI scientific calculator in seventh grade and it carried me through high school. I only used the graphing calculator provided in my math classes when we were told they were necessary.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nduMTX86Zl0

if you had the TI-83 link cable you quickly became the most popular kid in class

ExcessBLarg!
Sep 1, 2001

Desert Bus posted:

They have such a weird monopoly on those. One example of a company only mildly innovating cause who cares ??? high schoolers are gonna buy them by the millions every year.
I'm sure it's a combination of textbook consistency and approval for use on standardized tests. But sure, Texas Instruments isn't complaining about the artificial limitations on the market.

I'm sure there's some folks who actively prefer to use a 30 year old graphing calculator in their daily work, but that's ... not me.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



r u ready to WALK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nduMTX86Zl0

if you had the TI-83 link cable you quickly became the most popular kid in class

I and several of my friends had a network where we'd install a new OS (don't remember the name now; this was over 20 years ago now) and trade games like Mario, Mega Man 83, etc. I'd occasionally write a text RPG for my friends in Basic. Lots of fun.

Now those Ti-nspire calculators can emulate real Game Boy games, from what I've seen on YouTube.

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

My daughter is a high school junior and, while it is odd that graphing calculators haven't changed in the 26 years since I finished high school, I appreciate that I can pick up the calculator and quickly remember how to do things.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
I spent much time bored in class trying to work out how to build a ti83 based network using the com port. I didn't know anything about network contention so it would have to be circuit switched. Could a z80 asm app have enough control over the com port to do something more interesting?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

r u ready to WALK posted:

if you had the TI-83 link cable you quickly became the most popular kid in class

along with the serial cable so you could install apps from ticalc.org

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




The good thing about graphing calculators is that they stay the same for decades. They just work, and last forever on their batteries, and don't require updates of any kind and certainly don't start updating themselves while switching around the locations of buttons or menu items.

Instead of each couple of years having to deal with new app-related 'New and improved' bullshit on phones that may or may not work, or even be outlawed because of telephones in classrooms restrictions.

Truly a tech relic, in the best of ways. The downside is that the cost is also a relic from the times that a calculator with a graphic display was something really special.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Dyscalculia is not fun so I didn't get very far with math, but I do remember the smarter kids having a program that looked like what the teacher would use to wipe the calculators so they could keep all of their games and pre-saved stuff for class.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I have fond memories from school of not understanding how to solve algebra equations but instead writing a TI basic program that would brute force the answer.

I'm not sure I would have got a passing grade in maths class without it :pseudo:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

r u ready to WALK posted:

I have fond memories from school of not understanding how to solve algebra equations but instead writing a TI basic program that would brute force the answer.

I'm not sure I would have got a passing grade in maths class without it :pseudo:

And you probably accidentally learned how to do it in the process plus some programming lol. You tricked yourself into learning you fool.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Teachers were so busy trying in vain to prevent students from playing games or "cheating" with programs that they missed the fact that figuring out how to write a program to calculate the quadratic formula was clever and showed initiative and at least a degree of talent.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mantle
May 15, 2004

I got a TI-83+ from my apartment's donation pile in the lobby for free, but the programming cable is like $50??

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply