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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Right thread, should be ribs.

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Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



I raise chickens and there’s no such thing as a wasted chicken. They’re garbage birds that just happen to taste good.

I’m going to take an unprecedented stand and say it’s both right and wrong. I’ll accept a sixxer either way it goes.

I love my little dumb dinosaurs. They’re cute and give me eggs!

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Wrong thread, Bird With Big Dick commits greater atrocities on food every day in the Costco thread.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

IOwnCalculus posted:

Wrong thread, Bird With Big Dick commits greater atrocities on food every day in the Costco thread.

In the middle of one right now in fact.

Big Taint
Oct 19, 2003

Right thread, nobody wants carbon monoxide chicken.

When I was in HS I wrapped some chicken breasts in tin foil and cooked them on the exhaust manifold on my '72 Camaro, actually worked pretty well except I did a poor job wrapping them and the juice was dripping out so the car was very deliciously smokey at traffic signals.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Wrong thread. That poo poo owns bones and I will be the first to each the chicken.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
right thread, that poo poo is dumb as hell

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Right Thread and I will let Mr Wiggles eat the chicken

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Smash Mouth Mr Wiggles eat the chicken

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



For folks watching at home, so far we're at:

18 Right Thread
7 Wrong Thread

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
I am so torn. It's the right thread because of how the chicken is being cooked.
It's the wrong thread because the comedic intent is incredible.

wrong... thread.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
Beyond the cooking method, I’m just picturing that chicken becoming unhooked from the spoiler it’s on and going airborne into somebody’s windshield or underneath their front end like a Merritt Parkway turkey

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Wrong thread. Anyone that has gone that far for a bit would definitely get along with the group here. It’s awesome.

If it was being cooked over the headers of a harvest international Scout everyone would be grabbing their forks in here. It’s the prejudice that’s making you say otherwise.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
what even is the car that’s being used to cook that thing?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Right thread:
Wasting a nice chook
Cancer yum!
Crackle tunes are for wankers

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

trilobite terror posted:

what even is the car that’s being used to cook that thing?

Apparently it's a 2JZ-swapped Gallardo.

Also sorry Cat but right thread. While I think it's hilarious in a way, definitely, "washing greasy chicken drippings off of my windshield and hood" is not something I as a motorist would ever want to do.

Plus I really vehemently dislike food waste like this.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



It made me smile but it's still food waste so right thread.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

right thread
wouldnt want to be behind that car and get a faceful of road debris and cancer chicken

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


wesleywillis posted:

Right thread.

Wasting chicken.

:agreed:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Good news, the Murano Cross is also back, in Toyota Crown form:



I think it's just a one-off though https://www.theautopian.com/the-toy...-need/#comments

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Its funny and i smiled but right thread.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

trilobite terror posted:

Beyond the cooking method, I’m just picturing that chicken becoming unhooked from the spoiler it’s on and going airborne into somebody’s windshield or underneath their front end like a Merritt Parkway turkey

Right thread for this. If I have to pick a half cooked chicken out of my front bumper because TikTok then gently caress that person.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Big Taint posted:

Right thread, nobody wants carbon monoxide chicken.

Where do you think the pink smoke ring on a good brisket comes from? Good ol' CO.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007
Wrongesr wrong thread, not only are they roasting up a delicious frid chicken, they're being economical by putting that wasted heat to good use.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



"Italian Lambo Chicken" to the tune of:
https://youtu.be/nfVIkt0La50?si=7D0V9uxEC5XkYpSy

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



Wrong thread, that’s hilarious and this is a comedy forum.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Mustache Ride posted:

Wrong thread, that’s hilarious and this is a comedy forum.

things can be terrible and funny at the same time

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



It’s also a really cool looking custom car and the guy has a sense of humor.

Would probably watch a YouTube build video series

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Right thread

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010
Wrong thread. It's hilarious and a 2JZ swapped Gallardo is AI to its core.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Spotted during work today.

Complete with fur and some dried flesh.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ford finally issued a "Customer satisfaction program" (definitely not a recall!) to fix their lovely windshield wipers that automatically slow down in the rain to "save the wiper motor" from undue stress. Only took a year.

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

Is it fair to say the Lambo isn't terrible, but rather the "suspended possible projectile" attached to it on a public road?

We probably need to define the scope of the thread title lol

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Colostomy Bag posted:

I used to laugh at the whole "Well, when you get older...you can tell what the weather will do by how your joints feel."

Spoiler: It's true...all of it.

Every loving bit of it.

mobby_6kl posted:

Good news, the Murano Cross is also back, in Toyota Crown form:



I think it's just a one-off though https://www.theautopian.com/the-toy...-need/#comments

That doesn’t look *nearly* as bad as the Murano. Still dumb, though.

bird with big dick posted:

Ford finally issued a "Customer satisfaction program" (definitely not a recall!) to fix their lovely windshield wipers that automatically slow down in the rain to "save the wiper motor" from undue stress. Only took a year.

WTF? What’s the point of picking a wiper speed on the stalk or whatever if the car is just going to decide “nah, that’s too much”?

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

Darchangel posted:

WTF? What’s the point of picking a wiper speed on the stalk or whatever if the car is just going to decide “nah, that’s too much”?

It will do bad things to the warranty costs if the owners are let to do whatever they want.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

wrong thread

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Looks like my old ZJ with the bedliner hood same colour too

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



bird with big dick posted:

Ford finally issued a "Customer satisfaction program" (definitely not a recall!) to fix their lovely windshield wipers that automatically slow down in the rain to "save the wiper motor" from undue stress. Only took a year.

I have a ‘65 Ford and a ‘66 Pontiac. They are both still on their factory-installed wiper motors. WTF.

Not that mine are so awesome; this is a solved technical issue for *checks geologic calendar*

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

PainterofCrap posted:

I have a ‘65 Ford and a ‘66 Pontiac. They are both still on their factory-installed wiper motors. WTF.

Not that mine are so awesome; this is a solved technical issue for *checks geologic calendar*

Yeah they invented a problem that afaict has never existed and then in trying to solve it created seriously unsafe driving conditions and then took forever to issue a fix for it. I took mine in last year, they said it was fine, I showed them video of it making GBS threads the bed during a moderate downpour, they said oh okay it's not fine, they put a new wiper motor in it, it didn't fix poo poo. When I first brought it in they pointed to the Ford TSB that said it was supposed to work that way, i.e. if it didn't think there was enough moisture on the windshield then it was supposed to slow down. Here is apparently not enough moisture on the windshield:

https://www.bronco6g.com/forum/threads/wiper-control-speed-issues-urgent-safety.31809/page-28#post-1834610

e: here's what the not a recall says:

quote:

Your vehicle is equipped with protection features to prevent damage to the wiper motor in case of overheating, usage on dry windshields, or obstructions to the wiper blade due to snow or ice accumulation on the windshield. In such conditions, the wiper motor may restrict the speed of the windshield wiper, reduce the area of cleaning, or completely stop operation. The system is designed to return to normal operation mode once conditions are resolved; however, in certain circumstances, the wipers have the potential to stay in dry detection mode (intermittent-like speed) while the glass is wet and the rotary stalk switch position is set to Low or High speed setting.

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Feb 8, 2024

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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Ford, lol.

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