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SkyeAuroline posted:
One where God is absent.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One where God is absent. That doesn't really narrow things down at all.
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Feb 7, 2024 16:38
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Meconium.
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SkyeAuroline posted:
I'm going to go with Spain
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One where God is absent. Quite Christian, actually - welcome to Poland.
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Nettle Soup posted:Meconium. The response I didn’t know I was waiting for 
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Nettle Soup posted:Meconium. lol at learning vocab words. also lol at the learning about the great disgustingness of reality and things that shatter the clean image of births in media
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As you once did for the vacuous Batepapo. Grant us pies, grant us pies.
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You know, I've been looking at this pizza for days now, and the more I see it, the less convinced I am it's really a pizza
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Gaze not into the pizzabyss, lest the pizzabyss gaze back into you
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SMOKING KILLS
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steinrokkan posted:You know, I've been looking at this pizza for days now, and the more I see it, the less convinced I am it's really a pizza It’s a pizza from a dimension where everyone is evil, but pizzas can’t grow goatees, so we get this.
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remember al davis? he's back, in pizza form!
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I tried to throw this in to a mormon porn/bubbler site and make something that hid the horror, but that meme is ten years old so they were all not working
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Cartoon Man posted:Sewer pizza’s bout to have some competition. That pizza looks like Rocky Balboa after the fight in Rocky
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Hasturtium posted:It’s a pizza from a dimension where everyone is evil, but pizzas can’t grow goatees, so we get this. A(possibly) less evil dimension than where pizzas grow goatses.
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SkyeAuroline posted:
I'm saying good ol' USA E: you already replied
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Points for originality I guess
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Canned clingstone peaches, intact-vein shrimp, gobs of pesto and [undetermined] with a squid ink base over a burnt yet strangely anemic white crust, garnished with lime... imagine ordering this
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it's the wetness, it's always the wetness
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Dokapon Findom posted:Canned clingstone peaches, intact-vein shrimp, gobs of pesto and [undetermined] with a squid ink base over a burnt yet strangely anemic white crust, garnished with lime... imagine ordering this From what people pieced together, it's "langoustine sauce, chimichurra, shrimp, peaches, and lime". It's dismal, whatever it is.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:it's the wetness, it's always the wetness  That's not a pizza that's a river land. The rivers might be flowing with oil, but it's a river land none the less. edit: or is it more like this? 
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hi, it's me, mr Langoustine. i died for this poo poo.
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that langousine death lagoon pizza is pretty on par for bougie Eastern European bullshit, it's a grocery list of ingredients that sound exotic and impressive, but there's no concept of how any of it should combine into a coherent whole, or even how those ingredients should be prepared and used on a fundamental level. But it satisfies the need of the new middle class to look cultured.
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What's the black stuff anyway? Squid ink?
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Extra Large Marge posted:What's the black stuff anyway? Squid ink? "Black blood of the earth." "Oil?" "I mean black blood of the earth!" \ 
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Canned peaches as a garnish on top is 
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SkyeAuroline posted:
Peach, broccoli, motor oil, and small pastry pizza? Looks like it would gag a Balrog.
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steinrokkan posted:that langousine death lagoon pizza is pretty on par for bougie Eastern European bullshit, it's a grocery list of ingredients that sound exotic and impressive, but there's no concept of how any of it should combine into a coherent whole, or even how those ingredients should be prepared and used on a fundamental level. But it satisfies the need of the new middle class to look cultured. As pretentious as chefs can be, good ones know better than to just click buy on everything that's expensive. It deffo was someone that just got ingredients by buzzwords, but used canned peaches too. Which is hilariously dumb, peaches are cheap enough to buy fresh if you are trying to sell a gimmick pizza. It's like corn can be good if it's fresh, I know corn shouldn't go on pizza.
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That's why I specified eastern European, 90s kids will remember that after the reopening of the iron curtain canned peaches became one of the first Western faux luxury items that were newly available to a public that had been previously used to shortages of almost anything that wasn't a basic staple food, and so everything became saturated in canned peaches. Canned peaches on chicken, canned peaches on pork, canned peaches with cheese... Obviously these days they are cheap and old news, but the aura of being "something better from the west" hasn't entirely dissipated. If you are at your wit's end, stick a canned peach on it.
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nesamdoom posted:It's like corn can be good if it's fresh, I know corn shouldn't go on pizza.
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FFT posted:I do agree, but I've had some nice "flatbread pizzas" (basically on a square crisped-up flour tortilla) that were Southwestern style i.e. corn, black bean, tomato That sounds entirely reasonable.
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steinrokkan posted:That's why I specified eastern European, 90s kids will remember that after the reopening of the iron curtain canned peaches became one of the first Western faux luxury items that were newly available. I don't remember canned peaches being a thing; fresh bananas as a novelty, I kinda do. Mostly I remember Levi's jeans, McDonald's, and bootleg CD's. People were psyched for Michael Jackson and Guns n' Roses.
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Ppl don't dip crust in sauce? That broth has to be pretty gross. What would someone even cook with crusty broth?
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nesamdoom posted:Ppl don't dip crust in sauce? That broth has to be pretty gross. What would someone even cook with crusty broth? Pepperoni and olive soup.
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nesamdoom posted:Ppl don't dip crust in sauce? That broth has to be pretty gross. What would someone even cook with crusty broth? ... you recognize the source, right?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:... you recognize the source, right? Never trust Cartoon Man 
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Pro move is dipping your crust in Coca-Cola.
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Time once again for the thread to pass judgement: https://i.imgur.com/ahzEyKq.mp4
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