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And in the gunmetal lights of that broken theater appeared the Spencer and there on the stage he stood both knowing and unknown. His silhouette cut hard against the backdrop and he carried in his shoulders the weight of change yet unspoken. The crowd they looked on and they pulled their brows into furrows as The Spencer regarded them in their turn. Their futures each unmade and sickly. They saw him loose his jaw and from his yawnings emerged a hissing fog that set off the staccato breaths of the assembled until they fatigued into so many silences. Now the Spencer was beginning to work deeper into his maw, his fingers and their nails pulling apart the teeth and the jaws and prying and digging for words to herald the greenest death and the bluest life. And the words when they came were Microsoft Game Pass. These were the hissing and melting words. Microsoft Game Pass. And so began the unfurling of the minds minds of all who heard. Leaden with the gravity. The agony. Splattered upon the crowd not as edict but electricity. Worms holding court after the rain. A mistake.
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So when does Microsoft explain...whatever is getting ksmog and timdog and zoosha riled up? Is that next week or this week? I also hope the influencers saying they lost sleep and didn't work out over...whatever this is...are getting paid to be hyperbolic and aren't actually this stressed about consoles lol
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Even if Microsoft is getting out of hardware I can't imagining them just deleting the Xbox branding for no reason.
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ZeeBoi posted:GameStop took down the tweet. I can imagine they got some frantic calls from MS Weird, I always assumed MS never gave a poo poo about names. Case in point: Xbox Series X, like what the hell is that even
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Neco posted:Weird, I always assumed MS never gave a poo poo about names. Case in point: Xbox Series X, like what the hell is that even
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buglord posted:So when does Microsoft explain...whatever is getting ksmog and timdog and zoosha riled up? Is that next week or this week? I've been so stressed out over the future of xbox I haven't worked out since the original xbox was first announced.
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MarcusSA posted:Timdog was executed trying to bring this information to us. Many Timdogs died
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Microsoft has hosed Timdog, and by extension, all gamers.
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I still don't know who Tim Dog is.
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Microsoft Up Dog
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I said come in! posted:I still don't know who Tim Dog is. He’s the guy on Phil’s t-shirt next week.
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I said come in! posted:I still don't know who Tim Dog is. There's one timdog in every group, if you dont know who the timdog is.........
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buglord posted:So when does Microsoft explain...whatever is getting ksmog and timdog and zoosha riled up? Is that next week or this week? Next week
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Feb 7, 2024 22:25
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its too late Jez, my pants have already been poo poo
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Feb 7, 2024 22:27
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*stands up* I am Timdog.
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Feels Villeneuve posted:*stands up* I am Timdog.
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I was curious as to how much this plucky little indie company was losing because of these posts carefully explaining how MS is going to be destroyed by their hubris. They apparently only made like a billion more than Sony did recently? So basically they're running on fumes. So sad. Thankfully we have the market analysts here that brought us Doobie's Dog House, funding Lowtax's spine and other great ventures.
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Feels Villeneuve posted:*stands up* I am Timdog. I’m Timdog and so is my wife
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GameStop changed it to Xbox Game Pass. MS probably wants to make sure anything that could be construed as something that is part of their business update is immediately changed.
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He was Timdog. And he was my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He was you and me. He was all of us.
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Why the heck does Train Sim World 4 have a sneak button.Martman posted:Microsoft Up Dog What's up dog?
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John F Bennett posted:What's up dog? Not much what's tim with you dog
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John F Bennett posted:Why the heck does Train Sim World 4 have a sneak button. for the section where you have to stealth past sabin
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SkiFree coming to Microsoft Game Pass
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John F Bennett posted:Why the heck does Train Sim World 4 have a sneak button. So you can go train surfing without getting busted
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Kevyn posted:SkiFree coming to Microsoft Game Pass Finally something worth playing in this service.
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In death, we have a name. Theirs was Xbox One all in one entertainment system
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Kevyn posted:SkiFree coming to Microsoft Game Pass And Space Cadet Pinball in 4K.
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I'm still waiting on the Microsoft Solitaire Console Edition. There is no reason for it not to exist.
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You wanna know something? gently caress you I want your balls smashed, eat poo poo, bastard Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana Hope somebody in your family dies soon Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo
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isn't that from a tool album
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ZeeBoi posted:You wanna know something? gently caress you kecske posted:isn't that from a tool album And in-between Sips of Dew He told me that he thought we were selling out Killing fans and Porting games to the ‘5 Well now I’ve got some advice for you little xbot Before you post that meltdown you should know that “starfield bad” And here’s a PS5 and there’s a PS5 as well So you can post that fuckin’ meltdown in your feed
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