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"It is happening. It is happening, again." Joe every morning when he hasn't yet remembered that he's the president.
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Feb 8, 2024 08:38
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Just remembered Alan Colmes lol what a loving dork lol
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Feb 8, 2024 09:33
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Just remembered Alan Colmes lol
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Cael posted:“what year is this, jack?” Fish of hemp posted:"It is happening. It is happening, again." funny politics poo poo joe biden doesn't remember
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here's the deal: you're like me. and that's not a joke, pal. e: very unfortunately just imagined biden instead of hopper in that one scene from blue velvet. you know the one. nice obelisk idiot has issued a correction as of 14:21 on Feb 8, 2024 |
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Feb 8, 2024 14:21
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Good Pillow, the liberal pillow company
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Feb 8, 2024 14:25
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Obama becoming neoliberal because hot socialists wouldn't gently caress him in college
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Feb 8, 2024 15:06
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lumpentroll posted:Good Pillow, the liberal pillow company the Mac and Me of pillow companies
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Feb 8, 2024 15:08
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Zerg Mans posted:Obama becoming neoliberal because hot socialists wouldn't gently caress him in college
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Feb 8, 2024 15:20
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Joe Biden on an ether binge screaming Baby wants to gently caress!
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Feb 8, 2024 16:14
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Trump telling reporters a conspicuously absent Melania was doing great and watching from a window, before pointing at said window which was empty.
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Feb 8, 2024 16:38
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Fake melania
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Feb 8, 2024 16:45
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her disappearance was probably something very mundane, like recovering from plastic surgery. but the trump admin had to make the whole thing super weird, likely for no particular reason. that's why it was so good.
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Feb 8, 2024 16:48
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Ted Cruz elbowing his wife in the face (twice, iirc)
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Feb 8, 2024 16:59
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Ted Cruz elbowing his wife in the face (twice, iirc) Ted cruz seems to not care about anyone/hate everybody, so treating his wife like poo poo makes sense. Feel sorry for his kids. 
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Feb 8, 2024 17:06
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Ted trying to kiss his daughter for the camera and her being repulsed, and him trying to force it even more which makes him inhuman and worse That isn't funny I guess but he was doing it to beat Trump and then he ended up being trumps lapdog which is funny Also he hosed off to a Mexico resort during a Texas power outage and blamed that on his daughters as well
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Feb 8, 2024 17:06
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Kitfox88 posted:kneebending motherfucker owes me 20 bucks Sanders supporters who were surprised when he endorsed Biden/their emails ended-up on DNC lists/etc. Like, c'mon, what did you think was gonna happen?
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Feb 8, 2024 17:21
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moist turtleneck posted:Also he hosed off to a Mexico resort during a Texas power outage and blamed that on his daughters as well It wasn't just a power outage it was a massive statewide blizzard that went on for a week. The state wasn't prepared at all, most roads were unusable, water and power were out most of the week and 100s died.
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Feb 8, 2024 17:42
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moist turtleneck posted:Ted trying to kiss his daughter for the camera and her being repulsed, and him trying to force it even more which makes him inhuman and worse http://i.imgur.com/5tLHa7F.gifv
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rachel ray romano posted:Sanders supporters who were surprised when he endorsed Biden/their emails ended-up on DNC lists/etc. Like, c'mon, what did you think was gonna happen? Vote
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Feb 8, 2024 18:05
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Koishi Komeiji posted:It wasn't just a power outage it was a massive statewide blizzard that went on for a week. The state wasn't prepared at all, most roads were unusable, water and power were out most of the week and 100s died. To top it off, a few weeks ago there was another freeze and Cruz tried to make light of it: https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1746756831312069054
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Oh yeah and they blamed wind turbines which accounted for like one percent of the power and also Texas had been told they were using non winterized wind power when they should have been using more robust machinery like ten years beforehand
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Feb 8, 2024 18:16
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The king of England has butt cancer
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Feb 8, 2024 19:04
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MikeCrotch posted:The king of England has butt cancer what a hat trick it would be if Biden, Trump and Sausage Fingers all died before the end of the year
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Feb 8, 2024 19:18
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MikeCrotch posted:The king of England has butt cancer https://twitter.com/DeMickyD/status/1755367430824640573?s=20 Why are billionnaire's cures always the dumbest poo poo (no don't answer, i know)?
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Feb 8, 2024 19:31
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Toplowtech posted:The actual funnier part: The Steve Jobs cure. It’s efficacy is well demonstrated
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Feb 8, 2024 19:33
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HashtagGirlboss posted:The Steve Jobs cure. It’s efficacy is well demonstrated if it turns out king charles needs an organ transplant I doubt he waits on a list. a matching donor will have a deadly car crash or something
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Feb 8, 2024 19:38
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Koishi Komeiji posted:It wasn't just a power outage it was a massive statewide blizzard that went on for a week. The state wasn't prepared at all, most roads were unusable, water and power were out most of the week and 100s died. And then those people voted for him again so who gives a gently caress just Americans doing American things.
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Spergin Morlock posted:if it turns out king charles needs an organ transplant I doubt he waits on a list. a matching donor will have a deadly car crash or something Good thing you can't organ transplant your way out of metastasis
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Feb 8, 2024 19:45
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Spergin Morlock posted:if it turns out king charles needs an organ transplant I doubt he waits on a list. a matching donor will have a deadly car crash or something but what about transplant rejection? no ordinary tissue could tolerate prolonged exposure to british royalty.
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Feb 8, 2024 19:45
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:but what about transplant rejection? no ordinary tissue could tolerate prolonged exposure to british royalty. just keep having more compatible donors in car accidents until it doesn't work anymore?
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Feb 8, 2024 19:46
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Spergin Morlock posted:if it turns out king charles needs an organ transplant I doubt he waits on a list. a matching donor will have a deadly car crash or something Isn’t it his rear end in a top hat or something? An rear end in a top hat transplant
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Feb 8, 2024 19:56
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Isn’t it his rear end in a top hat or something? An rear end in a top hat transplant Funny enough that was how he got the job
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Feb 8, 2024 20:00
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moist turtleneck posted:Oh yeah and they blamed wind turbines which accounted for like one percent of the power and also Texas had been told they were using non winterized wind power when they should have been using more robust machinery like ten years beforehand There's so many places that have wind turbines in actually (generally) cold(er) climates and they run just fine. Prince edward island, gaspe peninsula, wolfe island ontario, tons more. It was just capitalism at work
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Feb 8, 2024 20:01
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it's the uk. walking, talking gigantic assholes aren't exactly difficult to come by.
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Feb 8, 2024 20:04
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Orange Devil posted:And then those people voted for him again so who gives a gently caress just Americans doing American things. To be fair it was a choice between Cruz and Bitcho o-Dork so they are hosed either way. 
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Feb 8, 2024 20:18
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I would like to remind the thread that ted cruz's pronouns are "kiss my rear end"
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