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wesleywillis posted:Right thread.
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MrChips posted:Congratulations CAT INTERCEPTOR, you are the newest participant in everyone's high-stakes AI Game Show... Well, that's it then, we have a verdict! CAT INTERCEPTOR's choice: WRONG THREAD Final Vote: 25 Right Thread - 12 Wrong Thread (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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KakerMix posted:Ford, lol. I've seen a similar issue on Hyundai and Cadillac, let's not rush to reapply those Calvin stickers just yet
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whats this sixer poo poo I thought these were now life and career ruining 18ers (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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bird with big dick posted:whats this sixer poo poo I thought these were now life and career ruining 18ers 
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bird with big dick posted:whats this sixer poo poo I thought these were now life and career ruining 18ers AI probes should start at 18 hrs, and instead of the standard Kitty Jail av it's just red text that reads "BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!"
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bird with big dick posted:whats this sixer poo poo I thought these were now life and career ruining 18ers Lmao, I hope some one has a screenshot of that.
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Feb 8, 2024 07:51
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I hope somebody got him a red text
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bird with big dick posted:whats this sixer poo poo I thought these were now life and career ruining 18ers  I can't believe he was serious about it too like my guy you of all people need to log off.
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His kids can’t eat if the posting spigot is turned off
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trilobite terror posted:I hope somebody got him a red text Yes someone did. At least three times.
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bird with big dick posted:Yeah they invented a problem that afaict has never existed and then in trying to solve it created seriously unsafe driving conditions and then took forever to issue a fix for it. I took mine in last year, they said it was fine, I showed them video of it making GBS threads the bed during a moderate downpour, they said oh okay it's not fine, they put a new wiper motor in it, it didn't fix poo poo. When I first brought it in they pointed to the Ford TSB that said it was supposed to work that way, i.e. if it didn't think there was enough moisture on the windshield then it was supposed to slow down. Here is apparently not enough moisture on the windshield: Humans obviously can't be trusted to turn off the wipers when they're stuck or restricted. Software can't be bothered to turn them on. I loving hate the trend of "the cars know better". I'm old. If I push a button, I expect a thing to happen regardless of what he goddamned car thinks.
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Feb 8, 2024 19:35
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Software in cars should be limited to the stuff running the engine. Anything else has been a mistake.
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Feb 8, 2024 19:44
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Dunno, I like that my car prevents my dumb rear end from locking the fob in the car
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Dunno, I like that my car prevents my dumb rear end from locking the fob in the car
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I would like, though, for them to tie a seat weight sensor or something into that system so the vehicle stops complaining at me that the key was left in it when my fat rear end is still in the vehicle, too.
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Feb 8, 2024 21:50
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Cars that make noises other than 'you've left your side lights on' when you open the door is also terrible car stuff. Like technology in general my car should not make any noise unless I deem it so.
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Feb 8, 2024 21:57
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The ding to warn me I've left the lights on has saved my battery before, that's one I like.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:10
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The turn signal click in my Miata is so quiet that I often forget I've left it on. This is compounded by the steering wheel blocking my view of the indicator lights... Sometimes car noises need to be louder.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjUvBxvVQNk
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bird with big dick posted:or obstructions to the wiper blade due to snow or ice accumulation on the windshield Yeah, you know, "obstructions" like "having to shove massive amounts of water off the windshield so you can see," nothing windshield wipers should normally be able to handle. LMAO
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Saukkis posted:It will do bad things to the warranty costs if the owners are let to do whatever they want. "Whatever they want" meaning every wiper system obeying the controls? Exceptions I suppose are those Foeds, cybertruk and ye olde vacuum wiper systems.
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the only sound you need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP38xgPesu8
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Cars that make noises other than 'you've left your side lights on' when you open the door is also terrible car stuff. Like technology in general my car should not make any noise unless I deem it so. I don't see why the car shouldn't just turn the lights off.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:56
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It's probably cheating to link Just Rolled In but holy goddamn this video's first three are cursed. And so are most of the others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnWkt5W-ePA
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My favorite of these has always been the original Quattro where they refreshed it sometime in the mid-80s with a digi-dash and added this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nNYJghfQS4 They took the voiced diagnostics messages out from the last revision of the car towards the end of the 80s where the digi-dash was also changed to a different design and color. The funny part is, I remember discovering this oddity back in the day, like 2009-ish and thinking "wow they really thought screens would eventually replace instrument clusters? carmakers were mad in the 80s!" and, well, uhhh...
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That Works posted:the only sound you need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP38xgPesu8 I like Magnaflows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQEO_kqjIBI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHfBQnIPIQ And it just buzzes with the key in, ignition off, and door open. I did add a beeper for headlights on, too. Also, uh, I 've lost weight since that video. Geeze. dissss posted:I don't see why the car shouldn't just turn the lights off. Subaru does, as does my AE86. The Subaru has a separate switch if you want the park lights on with the key off for some reason, but the Corolla does not.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's probably cheating to link Just Rolled In but holy goddamn this video's first three are cursed. And so are most of the others. ....vegetable oil? I have a love/hate relationship with those videos. See, I'm an IT desktop tech, so I see this kind of stuff, but computer. On the one hand, I don't need confirmation that users are idiots, but on the other hand, it's like a train wreck - the carnage is fascinating.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's probably cheating to link Just Rolled In but holy goddamn this video's first three are cursed. And so are most of the others. Me, every time I watch one of these: 
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Me, every time I watch one of these: To be fair, I'm pretty sure you're not on the road with the snowblower guy At least not his snowblower
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:Me, every time I watch one of these: Having wrenched for a living, every time I have to heavily brake on the highway I look in my mirrors, and I am afraid.
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I have a longtime chronic eye twitch and it gets exacerbated every time I watch one of those, and yet I can’t stop myself. I’m so anal about my cars and equipment that I can’t fathom the mindset of these people.
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I grew up working way too young in my dads shop and i can barely bring myself to watch those vids as it probably triggers some repressed trauma or something idk.
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Imperador do Brasil posted:I have a longtime chronic eye twitch and it gets exacerbated every time I watch one of those, and yet I can’t stop myself. I’m so anal about my cars and equipment that I can’t fathom the mindset of these people. it's pretty straightforward. when i want to go somewhere, i think about my car. when i'm not want to go somewhere, i dont
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My leaky t-case rear seal was just continuous rust proofing the bottom of my truck, okay. Top up the red juice on occasion and s'all good, man.
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Cactus Ghost posted:it's pretty straightforward. when i want to go somewhere, i think about my car. when i'm not want to go somewhere, i dont *eye twitch intensifies*
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I rally like my blinker sound but I found out it was software when the panel hung up one day.
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freelop posted:The ding to warn me I've left the lights on has saved my battery before, that's one I like. My car didn't alert me when I locked the doors with the engine running. I actually did that a couple of times (push button ignition in a loud parking lot), thankful on quick trips to the story. Was able to "hack" it with the European settings so now it at least beeps at me if I do that. Still less annoying than my mom's Honda that beeps if you take a single step out of the car with the keys in your pocket.
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My BMW makes the same noise for Catastrophic Engine Failure as it does for The Parking Brake is Still On 1%, or Gas is a Bit Low
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