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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Toxic Mental posted:

I wish they would just straight-up tell us what is in the classified documents, even obtusely, like "letters from world leaders" or "nuclear secrets"

They were full of Playboy magazines from the 1950s when the ladies had the full bush, just the way Joe liked them.

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

Guess that means Missouri is going to ban boner pills next, right?


Right??

Might as well ban health care. No mistakes no care needed.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

boethius posted:

Might as well ban health care. No mistakes no care needed.

Hey god made that guy a shithead. If he listened to you he would be denying his lord.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




And no more plastic surgery, Missouri lawmakers. God planted the ugly tree and God decides who hits which branches on the way down.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Rather than have the supreme court justices trump picked weigh in on whether he can be removed from state ballots they should exhume the corpses of RBG and Scalia for the trial. They should also bring Kennedy in but he has to wear a ball gag

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Hey god made that guy a shithead. If he listened to you he would be denying his lord.

But if I listen to him I will be denying my lord??!

*head explodes due to ontological paradox*

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Oscar Wild posted:

Rather than have the supreme court justices trump picked weigh in on whether he can be removed from state ballots they should exhume the corpses of RBG and Scalia for the trial.

Like a reverse Cadaver Synod!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

LanceHunter posted:

Like a reverse Cadaver Synod!



Ain’t no synod like a cadaver synod
Because a cadaver synod don’t stop

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

boethius posted:

But if I listen to him I will be denying my lord??!

*head explodes due to ontological paradox*

I don't know you but picking up dang heathen vibes

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

tek79 posted:

This is just pure loving evil. I don't see this as anything different from the rapist telling their weeping victim "Oh, you know you liked it."

It's because they don't want to concede that there's any instance where abortion is permissible (since it's murder in their eyes).

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Batterypowered7 posted:

It's because they don't want to concede that there's any instance where abortion is permissible (since it's murder in their eyes).

Kinda like gun control!

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Batterypowered7 posted:

It's because they don't want to concede that there's any instance where abortion is permissible (since it's murder in their eyes).

yeah a lot of these ghouls actually say poo poo like 'just because you were raped, the baby shouldn't have to suffer!' which is ugggggghhhhllllllll

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Batterypowered7 posted:

It's because they don't want to concede that there's any instance where abortion is permissible (since it's murder in their eyes).

Unlike the death penalty, of course.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

GOD doesn't make mistakes! It's all in the plan.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

It makes sense politically/ideologically, so that nobody can't point at exceptions you're okay with and go "Oh, so it's not really about baby murder since you're okay with it in some instances. You just want to take women's autonomy away!" Not that it makes it any less reprehensible.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

being pro life is intellectually lazy and dishonest, but its very easy to do because the group (unborn babies) you're claiming to speak on the behalf for, can't say anything in return or disagree with you.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Trump is that guy who screams multiple times per day that he swears there are no bodies in his trunk but please don't look but he's innocent and he needs to be exempt from punishment but he never did anything to warrant punishment but please don't look in the trunk and grant immunity. Dude, your "DON'T LOOK. I BELIEVE I'M IMMUNE. I NEED TO BE IMMUNE. DON'T LOOK." schtick every 20 minutes is gonna make people wanna look.

I wonder if any truly innocent person ever unprompted went "No, don't look in the southeast corner of the basement under the concrete because I would never bury bodies there. DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK. I'm just saying I'm exempt from prosecution if you find anything. What'd I say about bodies? No, never put them there. Don't look." and then he goes online or on the news every single day to scream DON'T LOOK FOR BODIES IN THE BASEMENT.

Dude, we weren't gonna but we're definitely going to now.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

I said come in! posted:

being pro life is intellectually lazy and dishonest, but its very easy to do because the group (unborn babies) you're claiming to speak on the behalf for, can't say anything in return or disagree with you.

I had an argument with a dude once about abortion. He tried the whole "life begins and conception" thing and I told him that what he said had no basis in either science nor religion and that ultimately the goal of those who think like he does is to use pregnancy as a bludgeon with which to scare women out of having sex out of wedlock. He didn't have anything to say after that.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Batterypowered7 posted:

It's because they don't want to concede that there's any instance where abortion is permissible (since it's murder in their eyes).

I get what you're saying, but I'm firmly in the camp of people who don't for a second believe any real majority of these people think abortion is "murder". They're the same people who will gladly let a fully born child starve to death because feeding it would be "socialism". Same people who don't give a poo poo about the tens of thousands of dead kids and civilians who got stuck in a war zone of their making, or applaud when a mother and child die getting wrapped up in one of abbot's razor wire fences.. It's that old George Carlin bit ad infinitum. All this guy is saying is "Look on the bright side of your rape. You get a free dolly!".

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1755709775394853017

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1755709775394853017


e: of course

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

I wish someone would give Abbott the ol' Spicy Wheelchair.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Flies love poo poo

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

he has embraced Grandfather nurgle.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol: The production quality of this reality is really unsubtle sometimes.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
"We always call them circle flies, because they're always circling the horse's rear end."

"Are you calling me a horse's rear end?!?"

"Oh, no! But you know... you just can't fool them flies, can you?"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Joe Biden allowed this. lol

I guess Trump didn't allow it?

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
You can either have a closed border or < $18 crudités ingredients but not both, make a decision

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Mental illness devolving in real time.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol I cooperated, he didn't. Okay.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Christianity is not anti-abortion. Anti-abortion is its own weird religion masquerading as Christianity.

(And I’m not one to defend Christianity.)

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:lol:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

the rubber v glue defense

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Really wasn't expecting Trump to go for "Actually Biden is super smart and did it on purpose" angle.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I would bet my life on Donald Trump does not understand what Joe Biden kept if it is the notebooks

Trump would absolutely never take notes during important meetings

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-rRKP2MTU

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

He got the biggest lay up he’ll probably have before the election and he still manages to completely gently caress it up

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Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






Who's this guy again? I can't keep the various nobodies and losers of ChudNet straight in my head anymore.

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